..because,when the sun shines, we’ll shine together. Told you I'll be here forever,said I'll always be a friend. ♥

She´s my best friend. Break her heart and i´ll break your facee! ♥♥♥

there will always be a "lie" in believe, an "over" in lover, an "end" in friends, an "us" in trust and an "if" in life.

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha). We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus Xaver

She's my best friend, if you break her heart, I will break your head!

fake friends: see that you smile real friends: see that your soul cry

Ferien & Ich = Best Friends for evaa ! ♥

eine wahre freundin erkennt man daran ob sie, beim hinter-dem-rücken-lästern über dich mitmacht oder sich dagegen stellt! <3 BeSt FrIeNdS FoReVeR!

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.

Wahre Freundschaft ist, wenn man -sich anschaut und aus unerfindlichen Gründen einen Lachflash kriegt... -im Chat gleichzeitig die gleichen Sachen schreibt... - zusammen lachen & weinen kann... -jeden beschimpft, der dem anderen wehtut... FRiENDS FoREVER!!! ♥♥♥

"Ich kenn dich erst seit letzer woche, aber du bist mir sooo ans herz gewachsen. ich will dich niewieder loosen beeeste friends 4 evaa, hab dich lüüp." manche wissen nicht was wahre freundschaft ist. Heutzutage ist doch jeder mit jedem BF & jeder nennt jeden schatz oder maus. halloooo, gehts noch?!?!

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to them. If you move me away, I'll shout to them. It's your choice.

Diss Sprüche Ich habe nur eine Bitte an dich - der 7. Buchstabe im Alphabet. Es ist nicht so das ich dich hasse! Es ist nur, nehmen wir mal an du würdest brennen und ich hätte Wasser -  Ich würde es trinken. Du bist so arm, sogar der Facebook-Friend Finder findet keine Freunde für dich! Erzähl mal - wie ist das denn so, wenn man gar nichts kann? Konkurrenz? Liegt am Boden und weint.

There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life, thers no I in TEAM but ther is an M and a E. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

Sometimes you have to sacrifice love to save a friendship. But sometimes you have to sacrifice both to save yourself.

An alle Kinder mit 9-11 Jahre:Facebook ist was für Jugendliche und Erwachsene. Sorry, aber ihr habt in Facebook nichts zu suchen. Meldet euch doch im Netlog an, und dort könnt ihr jede 5 Minuten was Posten oder mit euren BEST FRIENDS Chatten und zwar mit dieser "haaMMer sChRiijfT". Oder am besten ist, ihr hockt nicht vor'm PC, sondern geniesst eure Kindheit. Denn wenn ihr erwachsen seid, dann wollt ihr umbedingt wieder klein sein, glaubt's mir ;) Klick "Gefällt Mir" wenn du auch so denkst !

Generation 1990 - 2000 ♥ TV: Detektiv Conan, Gummibärenbande, Digimon, Disney´s große Pause, Simsalabim Sabrina, Yu-Gi-Oh & Pokémon Getauscht: Diddl-Blätter, Yu-Gi-Oh- & Pokémon-Karten Gestaltet: Scoobidoo-Bänder ! :) Gespielt: Super Mario auf dem Gameboy, Snkae auf dem Handy & "A-zerfetzen oder Räuber und Gadame" draußen Gehört: No Angels & Britney Spears ;) Gepflegt: Tamagotchi, Fureal Friends & Pipi MaxGegessen: Ü-Eier & Fruchtzwerge Eis Genossen? - Auf jeden Fall ♥ :)

Liebe pubertierende Kinder ....es ist sehr amüsant, manche Profile von Euch zu durchstöbern - und dabei auf Bilder mit leicht bekleideten, jungen Menschen zu stoßen, die sich vorzugsweise in ihrem Kinderzimmervor dem Spiegel mit ihrem Handy ablichten. Beliebt sind wohl auch Bilder von euch von schräg oben mit einem verkackten EMO-Blick und Knutschmund. Dafür braucht ihr natürlich tausend Versuche............... (und ladet selbstverständlich auch alle Bilder hoch) … inspiriert vom Nachmittags-Unterschichten-TV-Programm nennt ihr die dann "PoRnOsTyLe"... Außerdem ist es wohl auch mega-cool, die Buchstaben abwechselnd GrOß uNd kLeIn zu schreiben. Wisst ihr was? Dafür gab’s früher in der Schule `ne Sechs - und zu Hause wat auf'n Arsch! Zuckersüß sind auch Blogeinträge mit "Dein Neid ist meine Anerkennung" Jaaaaa...zugegeben, die Arbeiterklasse macht sich schon Gedanken, wenn sie mit ansehen muss, wie Eure Eltern anfangen, sich wie Hasen zu vermehren, nur um sich durch Euch den Lebensunterhalt zu sichern.... Ein Teufelskreis, ein Teufelskreis..... Auch niedlich ist der Spruch "Urteile erst wenn du in meinen Schuhen gelaufen bist"...oder meinetwegen unter den Achseln meines KIK Shirts gerochen hast... Ja ja, okay okay... ich kann es mir vorstellen..... Die Hartz 4 Generation ist nicht einfach, doch wenn ihr Euren "Schatzüüüüs" oder "Bäst Friendzzzzzz vorewaaaa" etwas mitteilen wollt; dann nutzt doch die Optionen: A: Gehirn oder B: den Modus "nur für Leute, die ich kenne" ...... Wenn ihr halb so viel Zeit mit euren Hausaufgaben verbringen würdet, wie Ihr in Euer Profil investiert, wären wir sicherlich ein gutes Stück weiter!

I Love you Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you, I want to say that I love you. I just love so much that words can´t say. So much that it hurts me ,cause I can´t have you ever. Because you and me aren´t made to be together we made to be best friends and that is hurting me every day , Every moment, Every time I think about you. I now all that so I have to cry with every word I am saying but I can´t false the truth cause I can´t lay . So just for now I´am sitting here and cry. I cry because Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you I now we are just friends. Friends for ever but we won´t be together ever Because you don’t love me Any day, Any moment, Any time you think about me. You will never love me But I will love you forever nut I never tell anyone I will watch when you have you first girlfriend I will watch when you merry your wife I will watch when you first kind get born I will be there when you´re sad I will be forever there Because I love you and you don´t now because you were to blind in every moment of your live Avery day, Every moment, Every time you thought about me , YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FOR SURE But it wasn´t If I haven’t loved you I would have my on live and you would never ever had a such good fried. When you read this (but you shouldn´t) than think about it was it for sure ? Have you ever realized What I´ve done for YOU ??? But I love you just the way you are

Eine Englisch-Vokabel-Stunde ganz anders: Von vorn gesehen ist es der allmächtige "god", von hinten aber der kleine "dog". Wenn man was verbrochen hat, ist man "evil", aber man machts ja nur um zu "live". In "believe" steckt auch "lie". "friend" endet auch mit "end". Zuerst "get" und dann kann man erst "forget". Sogar ein "lover" endet mit "over". Na, erstaunt?

Many people will walk in and out of you life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special (special) Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me baby Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me (Merry Christmas) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I love you" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again A crowded room Friends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice My god I thought you were Someone to rely on Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover but you've torn me apart Oo-hoo Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover but you've torn him apart Maybe next year I'll give it to someone I'll give it to someone special. ♥ wer dieses Lied liebt Liken ‹3

Deine ''grosse'' Liebe finden, in 30 Minuten? Kein Problem! Geh auf irgendeine Seite wie: Facebook, Netlog, Myspace etc. Melde dich dort an. Geht ja etwa so 5 Min. Stell deine achso ''sexy'' Fotos rein wo gar nix echt ist nur alles bearbeiten & retuschiert. So wieder mal 5 Min. Ergibt 10 Minuten. Geh auf irgendein Friendfinder und finde einen sexy Boy der dir auch gefällt und schicke Freundschaftsanfrage. Das geht ungefähr 3 Minuten. Bisher 13 Minuten... Warte 2 Minuten bis er dich animmt. = 15 Minuten. So halbzeit!!! Geh mit ihm in den Chat, und so verlauft es ungefähr; SexyyGiirl231: Heey :) TheGangsta42: Hii ;) SexxyGiirl231: gg? TheGangsta42: jaa dir?? SexxyGiirl231: Jajaja.. sag mal bist du Single? TheGangsta231: Ja wieso? ;D SexxyGiirl231: Nur soo.. TheGangsta42: Du bist süss... gibst du MSN addy? SexxyGiirl231: Klar hier.. Das ganze Gespräch daurte 5 Minuten. Weitere 10 Minuten im MSN. Und dann bei Facebook auf der Pinnwand: Ohh Babyyy shadddzzzz lieb dich über alleees <3333 Ohne dich kein miich baaabyyyy :D Lieb dich zuu fest <3 Sehr einfach heutzutage seine ''grosse'' Liebe zu finden, nicht???

Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh. Tell the story a nice girl and you’ll get love.

many people walk in and out of your life, but only TRUE friends leave footprints in your heart ♥ ღ ❦ ♥

I love the late night conversations with my best friend <3

Ich bin out - ich bin nicht jedes Wochenende dicht, hatte nicht schon 1000 Freunde, die alle "die Liebe meines Lebens" waren, ich bin auch nicht auf Partyfotos zu sehen, ich hab keinen Schlampen-Ruf, keine Schatziiiiis die meine "bessst friendzzz 4 evaaaa" sind, ich hab nicht jeden Tag 1000 Kilo Make-Up in der Fresse und auch keine Bilder, auf denen ich halbnackt bin...aber in diesem Fall bin ich gerne out!

ich kenne alle meine facebook freunde ganz genau zumindest habe ich mit ihm mal geredet: typ A: hi ich bin ... typ B: hey ah ich bin... typ A: Hast du mir mal ein Taschentuch? typ B: ne sry tut mir leid hast du facebook typ A: klar lass freunde sein! das sind so typische party bekanntschaften :D best friends! ldslsd

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. DON'T STEREOTYPE! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! STOP STEREOTYPING! IT'S WRONG AND HURTFUL! THANK YOU!

"friends 4-eva" - warum? hat eva keine freunde? :D

♥ Kindheitserrinerungen ♥ ♥ Der Bär mit dem großen blauen Haus & Barney and Friends angucken :) ♥ Jeden Tag mit zwei Riesen Ordner voll Diddl-Blättern in die Schule gehen und tauscheeen :) ♥ Pokémonkarten waren auch nicht zu verachten ;) ♥ Überraschungseier, die rasselten, waren die besten, da konnte man basteln :D ♥ Das gute alte Sims :) ♥ Polly Pocket Freizeitpark, ... ^-^ ♥ Pokémon auf dem Gameboy Color spielen!!!! ♥ Der gute alte Kassettenrekorder mit den 5 Freunden Kassetten *__* ♥ Tamagochiiiii pflegen, füttern und was es sonst noch alles gab :D ♥ Stickeralbum mit Pferden, mit Herzen ... ogott, ich hatte Tonnen! ♥ Fruchtzwerge Eis selber machen *__* ♥ Baaarbies :) Und ihnen die Haare abschneiden -> die wachsen doch wieder nach ...! ♥ Rudolf Zuckowoski <--- beste Kinderlieder :) ♥ König der Löwen, Herkules, Pocahontas *__* die guten alten Disney Filme, kein Film der Welt hält mit ihnen mit ♥ ♥ Kinderdisco im Urlaub und zu Songs wie "The Ketchup Song" oder "YMCA" abdancen :D ♥ Die Sendung mit der Maaaus *__* ♥ Wenn man Läuse hatte, durfte man zu Hause bleiben :D ♥ Baby Born und Baby Anabell waren die tollsten Töchter auf der Welt :) ♥ Seilspringen auf dem Schulhof und Königs frei :) ♥ "Bibi Blocksberg, du kleine Hexe, komm und zeig uns was du kannst ..." ^-^ Errinerst du dich noch? Wenn mehr als 2 Sachen auf dich zutreffen, drück gefällt mir! ♥ ♥ Eliten ♥

We are young, we run free, stay up late, we don’t sleep, got our friends, got the night we’ll be alright!

I love ♥ my family my friends my mobile phone shopping^^

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. Jim Morrison

Wenn du denkst,dass du nicht mehr Weiterleben kannst,weil dein Herz so Blutet,dann denk immer daran wie viel Herzen bluten würden,wenn du nicht mehr Weiterleben würdest! WE ARE M0RE THAN JUST FRIENDs - THIS IS H0W THE STORY ENDS (Y) :-$ ♥

Ich saß noch lang in meinem Bett Schrieb dieses Gedicht hier komplett Dachte dabei an dich Das war wie ein Stich Bitte vergiss mich nicht Vergiss mich niemals Das wär einfach zu hart Wie ein Feuerzeug ohne Gas Wie ein Geier ohne Aas Wie ein voll ohne leer Wie ein danke ohne sehr So wär ich ohne dich Bitte verlass mich nicht Ich brauche nur dich und mich Alles andere brauch ich nicht Ist unwichtig Unsere Wege bleiben vereint Das hier ist echt ehrlich gemeint Best Friends for ever Wanna lose ya never von dreamergirly like wenn ihrs liked ;)

Besoffen mit 12, Bekifft mit 13, Entjungfert mit 14. Mit 15 dann am besten schon 10 „Freunde“ gehabt die nichts anderes als Schwanzgesteuerte waren. Jede von euch ist „Unique“ und „Perfect“ und "Famouz" und der Engel unter 1000 Huren (neuster Spruch: Die Hure unter 1000 Engeln)!? Merk ihr nicht, dass ihr doch alle gleich seid und keiner ein Engel ist. Ihr habt mit 14 am Ende des Schuljahrs 50 Fehlstunden und schafft mit 21 nicht mal die Hauptschulabschlussprüfung. Ihr sucht mit 12/13 nach der Cinderella-Story , nach eurer big love und habt es satt von jedem Typ verarscht zu werden. Ihr habt ja mit 12 schon so viel und sehnt euch so sehr nach der big love weil ihr sonst zu Emos werdet und euch umbringen wollt, sagt ihr. Mit 13 könnt ihr dann nicht mehr, weil euch das Leben ja sooo "fiqt". Ihr schreibt in Facebook etc. wie Scheiße und verkackt euer Leben mit 13! ist. Ihr seit natürlich auch alle alla bäszt friendz 4 live und siztaz 4 eva und so weiter. Ihr ‚Liebt’ euren "Besten Freund" über allez, den ihr natürlich durchs Internet oder die Schule kennt, da er euch innerhalb von 3 Tagen ja sooo wichtig geworden ist - Thatz da real Life .Ihr wisst ganz genau, dass ihr euch am 24.10.2014 um 12:34:56 Uhr in eure kurz vorm verrecken große Liebe verliebt habt & am 25.10.2008 um 22:56:12 Uhr dann mit ihm/ihr zusammengekommen seid . Ihr sagt „No Sixpack? –Nexxxt!“ & seit künstlicher als ne Barbie -Puppe. Sogar ohne Schönheitsoperation.Ihr wollt nur Jungs mit ‚Style ’, ob er Charakter hat is scheißegal, , seid alles die geilsten House-Chickz und euer Leben ist ne einzige Party. Ihr liegt jedes Wochenende und jeden Ferien-Tag halbtot gesoffen inner Ecke und findet es super cool. Tanzt mit 14/15 wie Huren auf der Strasse rum und meint ihr seit die größten Breaker und Hopper und Styler. Blondiert eure Haare in die hellsten Nuancen & Toupiert sie hoch wie Amy Whinehouse, lasst euch Piercen an den Krassesten Stellen, seid ne reine Metallbaustelle!, Schminkt euch wie Barbie & seit ja solche „Eiiinzelstücke “. ‚Fashion is Love und tolliq ist jeder auch noch so hässliche Mensch. Eure Ausschnitte, wenn möglich bis zum Bauchnabel und bei –5°C in Leggins rumlaufen, Bordsteinschwalben sind eure Vorbilder, Niveau ist ein Fremdwort. Highheels in denen ihr zwar nicht mal laufen könnt, aber trotzdem seid ihr alle ‚Born in Heels’. Nach der Schulzeit, die ihr so wie so in der 8. Klasse Hauptschule abgebrochen habt, versucht ihr verzweifelt eine Ausbildung zu finden, doch findet keine. Das schiebt ihr dann auf des deutsche System und kommt mit Sprüchen wie „Fuck the System“. Mit 14/15 schon mehr auf der Leber als manche 50Jährigen Männer. Bilder im Internetet Halbnackt & mit Alkohol & Ziggo in der Hand um irgendwelche fremde Typen anzugeilen und sich dabei toll zu fühlen. Und dann müsst ihr allen mitteilen, dass du, ein 12-jähriges Mädchen von ihrer größten Liebe verlassen worden ist und sie nun sie nun ein ernsthaft schweres und tragisches Problem hat das sie auf jedes ihrer Fotos ins Internet schreiben muss und dann hofft das die Luete Kommentare hinschreiben egal wie hässlich ihr seid screiben die Leute die genau so dumm sind wie ihr dann drunter "Oh wie hübsch , wie schön, du bist die schönste ..." Hahahahah.Macht euch mal bewusst, auch wenn ihr hässlich wie die nacht seid, es gibt immer Leute die das schön finden, Leute in eurem Niveau, die schreiben euch sicher etwas nettes ;-D!!!

I ♥ My family I ♥ My Friends I ♥ Music I ♥ Football I ♥ Swimming I ♥ Albania I ♥ Sri lanka I ♥ Kosovo I ♥ Türkiye I ♥ Serbia I ♥ Good tests:D I ♥ Swiss I ♥ Justin Bieber I ♥ Spain I ♥ FaceBoooooooooook ♥ Wenn euch mindestens 5 Sachen auch gefäält dann klikt auf gefällt mir ;) Made By new Hood giirL

Friend 1: Mach cam.. Friend 2: Okaay.. Friend 1: 2Minute Spööter die Unterhaltung wurde abgebrochen. Friend 2: Wa Maaaachsh ? Friend 1: Min dad ish gho han möse so tue als ob i Husii mach . ahahahahahah

Real friends never let you do stupid things...alone

Tear the moon from the stars tonight, Twist my arm like a knife tonight, And if you wanna leave, that's all right, Well I'll just turn these tears into wine. His fate was written on a neon sign, A DUI never changed his mind, He got hooked like a fish caught on a line. You never gave yourself a chance to shine, Your destination's a chalk outline, And when you get to the gates you'll be denied. All the friends that I've ever known, Are the streetlamps I follow home, And I'm in the crowd but I'm all alone. <3

Chat-Konversation zwischen Facebook-Gründer Mark Zuckerberg und einem Freund von ihm: ("Zuck" ist logischerweise Zuckerberg) "Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard Zuck: Just ask. Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How’d you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don’t know why. Zuck: They “trust me” Zuck: Dumb f*cks" Er bietet einem Freund die persönlichen Daten der ersten 4000 Facebook-Nutzer an und nennt sie im gleichen Atemzug "dumb fu*ks" - Dumme Idioten sozusagen. So sieht's also aus. Der Facebook-Gründer nennt seine ersten Nutzer dumb fuc*s. Da kann mar zwar nicht viel dran ändern, aber jeder sollte sich der Gefahr, die von dem Typen ausgeht, bewusst sein. Like, wenn ihr dafür seid.

Once again you’re home alone tears running from your eyes J’m on the outside knowing that you’re all J want Everyday same old things so you’re still feelin pain Never had real love before You’ve been livin this way so long you don’t know the difference it’s killing me J’m the one you’re looking for but you close your e...yes so you still can’t see J wish we were more than friends :(

Friends 4- eva...... Wer ist eva und warum braucht sie Freunde??

I was feeling LONELY so I went to my friends and said: "LET'S GO PARTY" When we were IN THE CLUB I told the DJ :"DON'T STOP THE MUSIC!" He said: "I DON'T CARE." So he screamed: "Everyone, CLAP YOUR HANDS!" While dancing, I saw a PRETTY BOY and talked to him. When it was later he said he had to go home but I begged him: "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "Okay, let's STAY TOGETHER." After he said that, I gave him a KISS and thought: "YOU AND I together, it just feels alright." 2NE1 HWAITING

"Friends for-eVa" - hat diese Eva keine Freunde?

Ich schαu in den Spiegel, denk mir: "Jα, gαnz ok..." Guck mir Fotos von Friends αn, denk mir: "Boαh sind die hübsch!" Schαu dαnαch wieder in den Spiegel und denk mir: "Ich bin so hässlich, könnt ich doch nur so αussehen wie meine Friends..." :(

Chillen, Grillen,Friends abfüllen... ^^ Freu mich schon auf den Sommer... wenns dir genau soo geht drück "gefällt mir"

a pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ASS!

Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE. I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH. AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE... AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)! IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.. WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS

Ein Mädchen fragte einen Jungen: Magst du mich? Er sagte: Nein. Sie fragte:Findest du mich hübsch? Er sagte: Nein. Sie fragte:Bin ich in deinem Herz? Er sagte: Nein. Als letztes fragte sie: Wenn ich weg gehen würde, würdest du für mich weinen? Er sagte: Nein. Sie ging traurig davon er packte sie am Arm und sagte,ich mag dich nicht, sondern ich liebe dich. Ich finde dich nicht hübsch ich find dich wunderschön. Du bist nicht in meinem Herz sondern du bist mein Herz. Ich würde nicht für dich weinen, ich würde für dich sterben. i love my friends

Du rauchst ?! Du drinkst ?! Du bist nicht mehr jungfrau ?!Du hats 3 Boy-friends ?! Du magst trojska über alles ?! DU BIST 11 JAHRE ??!!!!

there"s three things in life every girl needs....... -Love to make her weak. -alcohol to make her strong. -& best friends when both make her hit the floor.<3

Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s just too much for me. His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.. Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened

i.wer aus da family ruft an und deine friendz schreien im hintergrund: HEE! Wie LONG SUI I DA DES BIER NO HOITN?? ..... NIMM DE TSCHICK AUS DA BAPPM WENNST TELEFONIERST!! :D sowas nennt man wahre freunde

three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes and a brandnew jetfrom from his lovers!!!

Es gibt tagebücher, in die du alles hineinschreibst... jede sekunde die dir etwas bedeutet hat. Doch ist es nicht viel schöner, zu wissen, dass man sein eigenes Lebendes Tagebuch immer hat. Man kann alles erzählen, und es wird nie verloren gehen. --> BEST FRiENDS ♥

she was my first facebook love.. (= she added me as her friend..

I love my friends <3 ich könnte euch nie im stich lassen ihr seid mir so dammt wichtiig !! hab euch allee sooou lieb <3

When my friend doesn't come to school: 5% - "I hope they're ok" but 95% - "THAT IDIOT, HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Mom: Where were you last night? Son: Studying with my friends. Mom: Don't lie. Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club. Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!? Son: yeh...I saw dad.

A real friend can look at you, when you have the biggest smile on your face, And ask you :whats wrong Darling ? <3

I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put Daddy's Girl on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That its wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye.

In jedem Friend steckt das Wort end. In jedem Lover steckt das Wort over. In jedem Believe steckt das Wort lie. In jedem trust streckt das Wort us. Und in jedem Life steckt ein if.

Chat ---> FAIL !!! XD Boyfriend: Hey, It's over. Girlfriend: WTF ?!?! Why?! After All I did for you, this is how you do me you ungratefull jackass!Girl: It's okk thats why i slept with 3 of your friends, you pick ass! Boy: ... I was talking about the movie Girl: Oh... How was it? Boy: Fuck you Bitch xDe

"BeSt FRiEnDs FoReVeR" in facebook bezeichnen und wenn man sich sieht nur ein "Hallo". Checkt ihr es nicht? DAS iST PEiNLiCH!

Wir wollen ''Gemeinsame Freunde'' statt ''Mutual Friends''

Freunde sind immer dass besten in Facebook zu chillen und mann ist froh dass man sie auch hat I Love My Friends Forever <3 :)

She won't call you. You have to calll her. She won't talk to you. You should go talk to her. She's not going to let you act stupid and act like she likes it. You should just be around her. When you're with a group of friends, she isn't going to run into your arms no matter how much she wants to. You need to come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and let her friends get jealous. She loves you more than you can imagine, no matter how much she doesn't show it. But you boy, you need to show her how much you love her so she isn't afraid to show it back. <3

"friends for evaaa !" da denk ich immer, hat eva keine freunde oder was ?

100 People i hate on Facebook: People who have the new profile People who still have the old profile People who are always on Facebook People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in People who check-in People who have a birthday today People who friend everybody People who only friend people they know well People who friend me. People who share their travel plans by listing the airport codes of the two cities separated by a little arrow. Goto —> hell People who think it's about the journey People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback People who think elaborating on a joke is the same as making a joke People who complain about their relationships People who try convince us their relationships are totally awesome People who change their relationship status before telling me their relationship status has changed People who "like" my wife (keep your thumbs-up away from my woman) People who announce they're going to be offline for awhile People who play Farmville People who complain about people who play Farmville without first seeing how irritating it is for themselves People you who regularly tag you in their photo albums when it's clearly a good photo of them and a bad photo of you People who share party photos with people who weren't invited to the party People who post personal messages publicly ("Great seeing you last night!") Attractive people who aggressively share photos People who post happy messages in the morning People who are selling something People who use Facebook to promote their company People who use it for personal reasons People who use it for political reasons People who are overly enthusiastic about my updates People who ignore my updates People who share articles I've already seen People who share articles I might have otherwise missed People who comment on the Facebook blurb about an article without actually reading the article People who never comment about anything People who post their tweets to Facebook People who focus on superficial things People who use Facebook to discus anything of meaning People who post mysterious status updates in an effort to get others to comment: "OMG, what do you mean? Everything OK?" People who comment: "OMG, what do you mean?" People who respond to rhetorical statements People who just changed their profile photo People who were hot as hell in seventh grade but who never share any current photos (and never apologize for ignoring you in Junior High) People who were ugly in junior high and resent those who at least were attractive for a while People who see child abuse as a serious problem and then who think: "Maybe a cartoon avatar would help?" People to whom I am clearly superior but who think I should make the first friending move Inferior People who dare to send a friend request People who in 2007 said, "Facebook has peaked, what's the next thing?" People who are too old for this stuff People who are too young for this stuff People who think they're the first ones to say, "I wish FB had a hate button." People who are overly nice People who share joy People who I've known since childhood People I just met. People who complain People with ugly kid photos People whose kids are more photogenic than mine People who try to chat even though we haven't seen each other for five years People who try to chat even though we talk everyday People who try to chat People who go offline when I try to chat with them People who poke me. People who wish me happy birthday on Facebook People who don't People who see you in person and then repeat the same story they already posted to Facebook and then just stand there until you say, "OK, like." People who post what they just ate or anything about their digestive system People who share their exercise routine People who share their schedule People who share People who try to be clever People who try to be funny People with the best of intentions People who are thoughtful People who type before thinking People who complain about changes made to Facebook People who passively agree to changes on Facebook People who refuse to use Facebook because everyone else is using it People who use the @ sign even though that only works on another site People who think "I made some changes to my profile page" is a valid answer to the question: "What did you do today?" People you don't know comment on photos of your family members People who ask favors People who share that they are sick, feel good, can't sleep or just woke up People who post about the weather People who mention anything related to Burning Man People who share stuff that everyone in the world has already seen, get no response, and then share it again People who aren't sure about a joke they want to make and so they preface it with: "Overheard:" People who use the phrase "note to self" anywhere other than in the silent privacy of their own mind People who write wonderful things about their new boyfriend even though we can all see that the dude is a chump and the same person will be writing terrible things about him in a few months and then expecting us to be surprised and supportive People who think mentioning something about Darfur is going to somehow benefit the People in Darfur because every little bit counts People who can't accept that not all cats are cute and/or interesting People who believe that you'll be happy about their good fortune People who are wildly uninteresting and painfully unfunny yet have a lot more friends than I do People who write the phrase: "Um...OK" People who post song lyrics People who share YouTube videos that have already been viewed 400 million times People who make snarky comments about Sarah Palin People who are Sarah Palin People who stay on Facebook even though they hate everyone on it People who use Friendster

Wenn Facebook, Youtube, Myspace und Friendster eines Tages fusionieren, wird es nur noch "FookYouMyFriend" heißen.

A Friend is Someone who understands you past , belives in your future and accepts you today the way You Are !

...schon erstaunlich was manche Weiber alles aus ihrem Leben so machen... am besten mit 15 schon ca 10 " Freunde " gehabt, die eigentlich auch nicht's anderes als Ficker waren. Aber das ist ja ganz normal, jede von euch ist ja so "Einziqartiq" & "Perfeckt" und sowieso dieser eine Engel unter den 1000 Huren. Merkt ihr nicht das ihr eh alle gleich seit? Genauso mit euren " Beziehungen ". Ihr sucht schon mit Jungen 11 - 12 Jahren nach eurer großen Liebe, und habt es dann satt, von jedem Typen verarscht und ausgenutzt zu werden. Ja, und mit 13 könnt ihr dan alle nicht mehr, weil euch das Leben ja sowas von fickt. Natürlich seit ihr auch alle "Best Friends" & " Sistas 4-Life", Ihr sagt " No - Sixpack? - Nexxxt", seit aber mit euren Extensions selbst künstlicher als Barbiepuppen. Sieht ja schließlich auch alles sehr echt aus. Ihr benötigt Tonnenweiße MakeUp, eine Tube davon reicht ja auch maximal eine Woche aus. Dazu verwendet ihr noch Nuancen, die eurem Hauttyp nichteinmal gleichen. Bräune sieht ja voll "Hammer aus", aber an eurer Natürlichkeit fehlt es, soweit das Auge reicht. blondierte Haare, solariumgebräunt & geschminkt wie die letzten Hu***. Aber was euch dabei nicht auffält, ist das ihr im Endeffeckt doch eh alle gleich ausseht, seit aber trotzdem alles " Einzelstücke ", jede von euch.

ich liebe :kekse ♥ schoko ♥ chips ♥ lange schlafen ♥ shoppen ♥singen ♥musik hörn ♥ sms schreibn ♥facebook ♥tanzen ♥ my friends ♥ schul frei ♥sommer ♥ partys ♥ DICH ♥ xDDDD wen du genauso tickst wie ich dan drück"gefällt mir"

The love aksed the friendship: *What are you doing? *What's your job? *The friendship replied: I dry the tears you have coused

If you want to be my friend, put my dick in your hand!

{family}<3 {friends}<3 {fun}<3 {love}<3 ...........

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post this on someones wall who understands you when you smile, who understands your facial expression,gestures,.... cause someone who knows you without words is called a real friend for life !!!