Zwei Mädels saßen auf der Bank, und rieben sich den Kitzler blank, da sprach die rechte zu der linken: ...rich mal wie die Finger stinken!

Lady Gaga taught me that when life gives you a "bad romance", you have to forget the "monster", wipe your "brown eyes", put on your "pokerface", get on the "telephone", call "Alejandro" (cause he's "beautiful, dirty, rich"!) and "just dance" in "disco heaven", before the "paparazzi" arrive :D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. DON'T STEREOTYPE! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! STOP STEREOTYPING! IT'S WRONG AND HURTFUL! THANK YOU!

three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes and a brandnew jetfrom from his lovers!!!

2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : A : Rich mal meinen Finger B : Was ist das ? A : Mein Finger . B : Ich meine den Gruch . A : Mein Finger :D 2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : A : * gääään * B : ooh gott A : Was ist ?? B : du siehst wie Scream aus :D LACHFLASH xd ♥33

No legacy is so rich as honesty. (William Shakespeare)

Nature herself makes the wise man rich. (Cicero)

True Friends Like you .Same what you have for a Body, same if you rich or not. She Like so you Are

“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.”-Neil Gaiman

WELCOME TO ST: TROPEZ ! ♥♥♥ Get fresh gotta stay fly Get the jet I gotta stay high High up like a la la la Ain't nothin here that ma money cant buy Dolce, Gucci and Louis V Yatch so big i could live in the sea You for real u can't see me In these Euro frames the whole world change Mad bitches so much broads Spendin like when i wanna fuck them all Get mad brain in ma very fast car Ferrari v12 Marilena on ma arm Ladies can't resist the charm Haters, kiss the ring or the ___ And we do this all day, welcome to St. Tropez Too much money in the bank account Hands in the air make you scream and shout When we're in St. Tropez Spending money in a large amount Hands in the air make you scream and shout When we're in St. Tropez Oh yeah Welcome to St. Tropez We make money, money we spending' Get mad Henny, swimming and women Imported lynin, Egyptian cotton The party just started, the party ain't stopin' Keep shit poppin', poppin these bottles Haters keep hatin', fu**n' these models So much money like we own the lotto Pull up to a club in a white murcielago He don't make dollars, he don't make cents He don't make you rich, he don't mean shit, shit Give me the shit. I mean how much better can it get Harleys, Maserati, Gallardos, we make too much doe And we spend it all day, welcome to St. Tropez Oh yeah

STOP TALKING THAT BLABLABLA CAUSE WE ARE WHO WE ARE AND WHEN THE CLOCK MAKES TIKTOK AND THE DINOSAUR GETS ALIVE, WHE GET SLEAZY AND MAKE PARTY IN A RICH MANS HOUSE.WE LOVE KESHA =)