Rich Sprüche

Die 16 besten Sprüche über Rich!

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  • Zwei Mädels saßen auf der Bank, und rieben sich den Kitzler blank, da sprach die rechte zu der linken: ...rich mal wie die Finger stinken!

  • Doofy: rich mal an meine finger, Polizist: ähhhhhh was ist das, Doofy: meine KAKA :D:D:D
  • Lady Gaga taught me that when life gives you a "bad romance", you have to forget the "monster", wipe your "brown eyes", put on your "pokerface", get on the "telephone", call "Alejandro" (cause he's "beautiful, dirty, rich"!) and "just dance" in "disco heaven", before the "paparazzi" arrive :D

  • i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that. - Eminem
  • 2 Mächen liegen Brust an Brust & fingern sich aus Herzenslust.. da sagt die Rechte zu der Linken rich mal wie unsere Finger stinken hahahahahah
  • I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
  • I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. DON'T STEREOTYPE! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! STOP STEREOTYPING! IT'S WRONG AND HURTFUL! THANK YOU!

  • three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes and a brandnew jetfrom from his lovers!!!

  • ein kuh und ein kamel die kuh sagt zu den kamel warum sind deine brüste in dein rüken der kamel sagt das sagt ja gerade der rich dige
  • When im right im right! When im wrong i could have been right! So im still right cuz i could have been wrong!!! (Get rich or die tryin - 50Cent Movie)
  • 2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : A : Rich mal meinen Finger B : Was ist das ? A : Mein Finger . B : Ich meine den Gruch . A : Mein Finger :D 2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : A : * gääään * B : ooh gott A : Was ist ?? B : du siehst wie Scream aus :D LACHFLASH xd ♥33

  • Er: Man rich ich gut ! Sie: dann komm mal aus der Parfümerie raus !!!
  • No legacy is so rich as honesty. (William Shakespeare)

  • It is better to live rich than to die rich. (Samuel Johnson)
  • Nature herself makes the wise man rich. (Cicero)

  • Jeder, aber auch jeder hat das Recht hässlich zu sein ... abe rich find du übertreibst es ein wenig :D

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Zwei Mädels saßen auf der Bank, und rieben sich den Kitzler blank, da sp
Zwei Mädels saßen auf der Bank,
und rieben sich den Kitzler blank,
da sprach die rechte zu der linken:
...rich mal wie die Finger stinken!
Doofy: rich mal an meine finger, Polizist: ähhhhhh was ist das, Doofy: m
Doofy: rich mal an meine finger, Polizist: ähhhhhh was ist das, Doofy: meine KAKA :D:D:D
i don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, s
i don't care
if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- Eminem
2 Mächen liegen Brust an Brust & fingern sich aus Herzenslust.. da sagt
2 Mächen liegen Brust an Brust & fingern sich aus Herzenslust.. da sagt die Rechte zu der Linken rich mal wie unsere Finger stinken hahahahahah
Lady Gaga taught me that when life gives you a "bad romance", you have t
Lady Gaga taught me that when life gives you a "bad romance", you have to forget the "monster", wipe your "brown eyes", put on your "pokerface", get on the "telephone", call "Alejandro" (cause he's "beautiful, dirty, rich"!) and "just dance" in "disco heaven", before the "paparazzi" arrive :D
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, s
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ...
three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he'
three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes an...
ein kuh und ein kamel die kuh sagt zu den kamel warum sind deine brüste
ein kuh und ein kamel die kuh sagt zu den kamel warum sind deine brüste in dein rüken  der kamel sagt das sagt ja gerade der rich dige
When im right im right! When im wrong i could have been right! So im sti
When im right im right! When im wrong i could have been right! So im still right cuz i could have been wrong!!!
(Get rich or die tryin - 50Cent Movie)
2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : A : Rich mal meinen Finger B : Was is
2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : 
A : Rich mal meinen Finger
B : Was ist das ?
A : Mein Finger .
B : Ich meine den Gruch .
A : Mein Finger :D 
2 Freundinnen gucken einen Film : 
A : * gääään *
B  : ooh gott
A : Was ist ??
B : du siehst wie Scream aus :D 
LACHFLASH  xd ♥33
Er: Man rich ich gut ! Sie: dann komm mal aus der Parfümerie raus !!!
Er: Man rich ich  gut !
Sie: dann komm mal aus der Parfümerie raus !!!
No legacy is so rich as honesty. (William Shakespeare)
No legacy is so rich as honesty. (William Shakespeare)
It is better to live rich than to die rich. (Samuel Johnson)
It is better to live rich than to die rich. (Samuel Johnson)
Nature herself makes the wise man rich. (Cicero)
Nature herself makes the wise man rich. (Cicero)
Jeder, aber auch jeder hat das Recht hässlich zu sein ... abe rich find
Jeder, aber auch jeder hat das Recht  hässlich zu sein ...
abe rich find du übertreibst es ein wenig :D


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