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I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell, but today in dieser Nacht is that Scheisteil zamgekracht, so I hope that dir das not passiert and that my English better wird. When the snow falls wunderbar and the chlidren happy are, when the Glatteis on the street and we all a Glühwein need, then you know es ist soweit: she is here, the Weihnachtszeit. Every parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt all to Kaufhof Mediamarktkriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things and the christmasglocke rings. Merry christmas, merry christmas hear the music see the lights frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht, merry christmas allerseits... Mother in the kitchen bakes Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks Daddy in the Nebenraum schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum he is hanging auf the balls then he from the Leiter falls. Finally the Kinderlein to the Zimmer kommen rein, and es sings the family schauerlich: Oh christmastree! and then jeder in the house is packing die Geschenke aus. Merry christmas, merry christmas hear the music see the lights frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht, merry christmas allerseits... Mama finds unter the Tanne eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne.Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in tivi all around is harmony. bis mother in the kitchen runs: im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr with tatüü tataa daher, and they brinq a lonq lonq Schlauch, and a lonq lonq Leiter auch, and they cry: Wasser Marsch! Christmas das is now am Arsch... Merry christmas, merry christmas hear the music see the lights frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht, merry christmas allerseits...
ii was sleepy very well in my quietschi bettgestell. but in the middle of the nacht is it dann zusammengekracht. i hope that this will never passiert and that my english better wird. ;)
I was sleeping very well in my quitschi Bettgestell but in the middle off the Nacht is it dan zusamm gekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my englisch better wird
denglisch ;D i am sleepin very well in my quietsching bettgestell. but today in dieser nacht is that scheißtiel zamgekracht. so i hope that dir not passiert and my english better wird. (:
I was sleeping very well in my quitschi Bettgestell, but in the middle of the Nacht is es dann zusammgekracht. I hope that you das nicht passiert and that my english better wird! ;D
i was sleeping very well, in my quetsching bettgestell. But in the middle of the nacht, that shitting is together gekracht. I hope that dir das nie passiert, and my englisch better wird! (:
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha). We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus Xaver
The USA have: -Barack Obama -Stevie Wonder -Bob Hope -Johnny Cash We have: -Angela Merkel -No Wonder -No Hope -No Cash
Very geehrter Mister Facebook, One week ago have i scho probiert to erklär you, daß i find this ziemlich ooreidig, when you ollawei make a umanander wursteling in my Seit'n. I have gmoant, that you host mi net verstanden, because i was writing in boarisch. Drum i will try it heit noamoi in your Sprach! Do your dahaude Sausage- finger out of mei Profilse...it'n, because i will become stocknarrisch!!! Every day i find wieder nothing. I hope now, you have des jetzt gfress'n, weil sunst i will hock mi in a Ruaderboot and come to you. Then it could be, that i am so narrisch, that i will give you a dermaßene bavarian Gnackfotz'n,daß you will find youself in da Eck'n wieder! DO YOU HAVE ME ???!!!
Advent, my english brennt Do you speak English? -Me not.... =) I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my Englisch better wird. When the snow falls wunderbar And the children happy are, When the Glatteis on the street, And we all a Gluehwein need, Then you know, es ist soweit: She is here, the Weihnachtszeit. Every Parkhaus is besetzt, Weil die people fahren jetzt All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things And the Christmasglocke rings. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits ... Mother in the kitchen bakes Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks Daddy in the Nebenraum Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum He is hanging auf the balls, Then he from the Leiter falls ... Finally the Kinderlein To the Zimmer kommen rein And es sings the family Schauerlich: \"Oh, Chistmastree!\" And then jeder in the house Is packing die Geschenke aus. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits ... Mama finds unter the Tanne Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, Everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TiVi, All around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs: Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr With Tatü, tata daher, And they bring a long, long Schlauch And a long, long Leiter auch. And they cry - \"Wasser marsch!\", Christmas das is now im Arsch ... Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits... (unbekannter Künstler)
The USA have: Barack Obama, Steve Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. We have: Angela Merkel, no Wonder, no Hope and no Cash.
I was sleeping very well, in my quietsching Bettgestell. But in the mitte of the Nacht, is the Scheißdreck eingekracht. I hope that you not that passiert, and that my english better wird. drücke auf "Gefällt mir" wenn du genauso gut Englisch kannst ;D
I am sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht is that Scheißteil zusammengekracht. I hope that dir das nicht passiert and that my English better wird. :D
I was sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell ;) Doch in the middle of the Nacht the Bettgestell has zusammen'kracht ;) i hope that you that nie passiert and that my englisch better wird ;))
i was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell... but today in dieser nacht is that scheißteil zamgekracht... so i hope that dir das not passiert and that my englisch better wird :) ♥
I´m sleeping verry well, in my quietsching bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht is das scheissding eingekracht. I hope das dir das not passiert und that my English better wird ;DD
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell, but in the middle of the nacht is that scheißteil eingekracht!!!!!!!! I hope that dir das nie passiert, and that my English besser wird
I am sleeping very well, in my quitsching bettgestell, but today in dieser Nacht, is that scheißteil zamgekracht! So I hope that dir das ned passiert, and that my English better wird.
i am sleeping very welll. in my quietsching bettgestell. but today in the nacht. is that scheissteil zusammengekracht. i hope that dir das not passiert. and dät my english better wird. Wenn du es verstanden hast, Like es ;D
Ein Schwarzer und ein Weißer stehen nebeneinander an den Stehklo's. Der Schwarze fragt den Weißen was das auftätowierte "MY" auf seinem Penis bedeutet. "Wenn er errigiert ist steht da Marry", sagt der Weiße "Was bedeutet das "MY" auf deinem Penis? " Der Schwarze antwortet: "Wenn meiner errigiert ist steht da "Welcome to Massachusetts, I hope you enjoyed the fly"
i was sleeping very well in mei knitsching bettggestell in de midle of the nacht mei bettgeschtell hats zusammen gekracht. i hope that you that nie passiert und das mei english better wird
I was sleeping very well, in my quietsching Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht, is that Scheißteil eingekracht. I hope that dir das nie passiert, and that my English besser wird. :D
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell. But in the middle of the nacht my bettgestell was zamgekracht. I hope trhat dir this nie passiert und thath my english better wird !!xD
Thinking of you, werever you are. We pray for our sorrows end and hope, that our hearts will blend. Now I step forwart to realize this wish. But who knows? Starting a new journey may not be so hart, or maybe, it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky. One sky. One destiny.
I was sleeping very well, in my quitsching Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht, ist das Scheißteil zamgekracht! I hope that you das nie passiert, and that my englisch better wird! :D
i was sleeping very well in my sleeping bettgestell but in the middle of the nacht is the kistn zamen kracht , i hope that you that nie passiert and that my english besser wird ;D
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE. I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH. AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE... AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)! IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.. WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS
When the world says, " Give up ", hope whispers, " Try it one more time " ♥
I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my Englisch better wird.
tonight i m sleeping very welll. in my quietsching bettgestell. but today in the nacht. is that scheissteil zusammengekracht. so i hope that dir das not passiert. and das my english better wird. Wenn du es verstanden hast, Like es ;D
I was sleeping very well in mei sleeping bettgestell, but in de middle of the nacht has de bettgestell zamgekracht, I hope that you that nie passiert and that my englisch-speak better wird..
I am sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht is that Scheissding zam gekracht. So i hope that dir not passiert and my english better wird.
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell, but in the middle of the Nacht, my Bettgestell is zammgekracht. I hope that you das nie passiert and that my English better wird.... xD ♥
I am sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell, but today in dieser Nacht is that Scheißteil zaumgekracht!!! :( I hope that you des ned passiert and that my Englisch better wird!!
Die USA hat:Barack Obama Stevie Wonder Bob Hope Johnny Cash Deutschland hat: Angela Merkel No Wonder No Hope No Cash
I´m sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht, ist es dann zusammgekracht. I hope that is you not passiert and that my english better wird!! :D hahha :D
I am sleeping very well, in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert, and that my Englisch better wird xDDD
I am sleeping very well, in my quitsching bettgestel. But today in dieser Nacht is that scheiß teil zamgegracht. So i hope that dir das not passiert and my english besser wird. ;DDD
It´s december and I´ll be missin you. Christmastime come and make my wish come true. I remember all the happy times with you. Make my wish, and hope this year my gift is you <3
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell but in the middle of the nacht is my bettgestell together gekracht so I hope that you never will passiern and that my englisch better wird! ;)
Very geehrter Mister Facebook, one Week ago have i scho probierd to erklär you, dass i find this ziemlich unnedig when you ellaweil make a durchanander wurschdeling in my Seide. I have gmoint, that you hosch mi ned verstanda, because i was writing in schwäbisch. Deshalb i will try it heid nommol in your Sproch! Du your dreggige Sausagefinger out of my Profilseide, because i will become S...tocknar...red......!!! Every day i find wieder nothing. I hope now, you have des jetzt gfressa, weil sonschd i will hock mi in a Ruadrbood and come to you. Then it could be, that i am so narred, that i will give you a dermaßene Backpfeiff, dass you will find yourself in dr Ecke wiadr! And after this Backpfeiff i put you into a Gulli, put the Deggl druff, damit you will never come back to the Tageslicht!! DO YOU HAVE ME VERSTANDE?
i was sleeping very well in my quietsching bettgestell but in the middle of the nacht, ma bettgestell has zamgekracht! i hope that you das nie passiert and that my english better wird!
I am sleeping very well, in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert, and that my Englisch better wird xD hahaha :D
I´m sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht, ist es dann zusammgekracht. I hope that is you not passiert and that my english better wird
I was sleeping very well, in my quitsching Bettgestell, but in the middle of the Nacht, my Bettgestell has zamgekracht, I hope that you that nie passiert, and that my Englisch better wird!!! ♥ Haha, so gail J.T.
I was sleeping very well, in my quietsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert, and that my Englisch better wird.
tonight i m sleeping very welll. in my quietsching bettgestell. but today in the nacht. is that scheissteil zusammengekracht. so i hope that dir das not passiert. and das my english better wird. ~DarkHähnchen~
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I am sleeping verry well, in my kwitsching Bettgestell; But today, in dieser Nacht, ist das Scheißteil zam gekracht; So I hope that dir that nit passiert, and that my englisch better wird!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
When i sleeping very well, in my quitsching bettgestell, but in the middel of the nacht, is that scheißteil eingekracht, i hope das thet euch ned passiert, und das my english better wird.
I'm sleeping very well, in my quitsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is das Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope das dir das ned passiert, and that my English besser wird.
I was sleeping very well, in my quitsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir des nit passiert, and that my english better wird!
It´s december and I'll be missin you. Christmastime come and make my wish come true. I remember all the happy times with. Make my wish, and hope this year my gift is you <3
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell but in the middle of the night is that scheißteil eingekracht !!!!!! i hope that das dir das nie passiert, and my Enlish besser wird :D
I am sleeping very well, in my quietching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So i hope that dir das not passiert, and that my Englisch better wird xDDD
Don't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I Still can't believe you're gone So I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While all these walls surround me with the story of our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever Now things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared So I'll stay out all night Get drunk and fuck and fight Until the morning comes I'll Forget about our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known it could be so much better I hope you're missing me I hope I've made you see That I'm gone forever And now it's coming clear That I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever And now you're gone forever And now you're gone forever
Amy Winehouse. Rest in Peace! ♥ I hope you on a better place now.
i was sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell but midden in der nacht das bettgestell has zsammenkracht i hope that you das nie passiert und that my englih better wird LIKE!!!!
Es war einmal ein Mädchen namens Hope. Sie war in einen Junqen verliebt, der sie kaum wahr nahm. Eines Taqes nahm sie all ihren Mut zusammen und sprach ihn an, doch erwartet hatte sie etwas Anderes. Er schrie sie an und beleidiqte sie, nur, weil sie es qewaqt hatte, ihn, einen beliebten Junqen, an zusprechen. Mit Tränen in den Auqen rannte sie nach Hause. Sie wollte ihn verqessen, doch konnte es nicht. Am nächsten Taq las der Junqe ihren Namen in einem Artikel: Mädchen nimmt sich das Leben. Zur Klarstellunq Brief qeschrieben. Er las den Artikel und konnte nicht qlauben, was er qetan hatte: . . . ich war zu beliebt für das Leben.
I was sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell and in the middle of the Nacht my Bettgestell has zamgekracht... i hope that u das nie passiert and that my Englisch better wird <3 <3
I can sleep very well in my quietsching bettgestell but in the middle of the nacht is der scheißdreck zamgekracht, so I hope that you not passiert and my englisch better wird :)
I was sleeping very well in my quietsching Bettgestell and in the middl of the Nacht the Bettgestell has zusammengebrochen...I hope that this will never happen nochmal and that my Englisch better wird :D
Love me always, love me ever, and I hope you forget me never.. ♥ *__*
your hope your dream your everithing : ) ♥
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen den USA und Deutschland? Die USA haben einen Präsidenten Georg Bush, einen Stevie Wonder, einen Bob Hope und einen Jonny Cash. Deutschland hat einen Kanzler Gerhard Schröder, aber 'No Cash', 'No Hope' und 'No Wonder'
I speak english very well in my quitschie betgestell but today in dieser nacht ist das scheissteil zammgekracht now i hope das dir das net passiert und my englisch better wird
Learn from yesterday.Live for today.Hope for tomorrow.
"In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope." - Michael Jackson
An American says to a Greek: «In USA we have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.» So, the Greek replies: «In Greece we have George Papandreou, No Wonder, No Hope and No Cash.»
gebt in "google übersetzter...." i love my class! we are the best!! YOU are the best! i love you,guys! I miss you...ALL! You´re the best classmates,ever! Nobody can top you! I wished ,i´ll never lose you,i really hop, you all think so! and i hope you really liked the "Book"! I´ve just done it for you,because YOU are my V.I.P´s! I´m so glad,that you came to my difficult life,now it´s much stranger but that isn´t important..YOU or better WE are important.love you! ....ein und lacht was er übersetzt!!
What I like about you, is that you're all mine treat me so fine, Hope we'll always gonna be this way Your eyes when you smile heal me inside And you always make a brighter day When you were all alone I'm down in the ground That's what I like about you and I gotta feeling I think you kind of like me too Sunrise Avenue - What I like about you *-*
I´m sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell. But today in dieser Nacht, is that Scheißteil zamgekracht. So I hope that dir das not passiert and that my Englisch better wird.
I was sleeping very well, in my quitschin Bettgestell. But in the muiddle of the nacht, is that Sch***ding eingekracht. I hope that you that not passiert, and that my English better wird.
when the world says. "Give up", Hope whispers "Try it one more time."
i am sLeepinq very weLL . in my qUietsChinq bettgesteLL.. But toDay in Dieser NaCht is that sCheißteiL zamgekraCht.. So ii hope that Dir das N0t passiert.. anD that my engLisCh better wirD