Mother hold her little daughter fourteen minutes under water. Not to make her any trouble, but to see the funny bubbles :D

Best of „Alter!“-Witze: A: Du bist zu spät! B: Alter, ich schwör .. n' Pokemon hat mich angegriffen ---- A: ich war ganicht sooooo betrunken -.- B: alter du hast deine freundin gefragt ob sie single ist A: und was hat sie gesagt ? B: jetzt schon ---- A: Ich war doch gar nicht soooo betrunken! B: Alter?! Du hast ne Ananas geschüttelt und gebrüllt: Spongebob ich hol‘ dich da raus! ---- A: Ich war doch gar nicht soooo betrunken! B: Alter?! Du hast unter jeden Stein geschaut und gebrüllt: Patrick ich find dich schon! ---- A: Wir müssen das Monster beruhigen! B: Alter?! Hör auf meiner kleinen Schwester Drogen zu geben!!! -.- ---- A: STIRB DU ARSCH STIIIIIIIIRRRRRRBBBBB !!! B: Alter, hör auf mit Wattebällchen nach mir zu werfen -.- ---- A: Ah ah ah ah ah ah.. there is something in the water ... B: Alter! sag doch einfach wenn du keine Eiswürfel magst! ---- A: Ich war doch gar nicht sooooo betrunken! B: Alter?! Du hast nen alten Mann mit Bart umarmt und gerufen: Dumbledore du lebst! ---- A: Ich hab' bei dir geduscht, woher hast du eigentlich den geilen Schwamm ? B: Alter?! Wo ist mein Hamster?! So.. das wars auch schon :) Aber noch eine bitte: Schrei das nächte mal, wenn du eine Frage in Unterricht richtig beantwortest : 100 PUNKTE FÜR GRYFFINDOR !! :D Danke <‘3 LG Mona PS.: Die Sprüche sind nicht von mir aba „qaiiL“ :D

I asked god for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked god for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked god for water, he gave me an ocean. I asked god for love and he gave me you. ♥

A: There's something in the water! B: Alter, Hol den Hamster aus dem Aquarium

Mother hold her little doughter 20 minutes under water... Not to make her any trubles, Jjst to see the funny bubbles... :')

When the Snow falls wunderbar And the Children happy are, When the Glatteis is on the street, And we all a Glühwein need, Then you know, es ist so weit: She is here, the Weihnachtszeit. Every Parkhaus ist besetzt, Weil die people fahren jetzt All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things And the Christmasglocke rings. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits...Mother in the kitchen bakes Schoko-,Nuss and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum Schmücks a Riesen- Weihnachtsbaum. Hes is hanging auf the balls, Then he from the Leiter falls... Finally the Kinderlein To the Zimmer kommen rein And es sings the Family schauerlich "Oh Christmastree!" And the jeder in the house Is packing die Geschenke aus. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits...Mama find under the Tanne Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,Papa gets a slips and Socken, Everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, All around is Harmonie, Bis the mother in the kitchen runs: Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes the Feuerwehr With tatü, tata daher, And they bring a long, long Schlauch And a long,long Leiter auch. And they all schrei-"Wasser marsch!" Christmas is now-in the Ar***! No, mother catchs the Wihnachtsgoose, kratzing up the ärgste Russ, makes a helle Soß dazu and a cup of tea for two, puts the Braten on the table, everybody takes a gable,father speaks a Tischgebet, mit good will the goose noch geht. And the ganze große house sieht wie nach der Sintflut aus. Water hier and water da, the children rufen laut: Hurra! Dieses Jahr is Christmas cool, vom Christkind gab's 'nen swimming-pool! Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, merry Christmas allerseits.

I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a mother would know), “‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?”

its not that i hate you, its just, lets put it in this way: if you were on fire, and i would have water. well, i would drink the water.

A: There"s something in the water...! :oo B:Altah Fresse. Hol meinen Hamster aus dem Pool -.-'

A: Ah ah ah ah ah ah.. there is something in the water ... B: Alter! sag doch einfach wenn du keine Eiswürfel magst!

A: There is something in the Water... B: ALTER, ICH ERTRINKE!!!!

A:Ohohoo ther´s something in the water .! B: Alter,hör auf mit meien Goldfisch zuspielen . ;DD wenn ihr es gaaiL findet dan.. ..LIKEN !!!!!!

A: "Aaah Aaah Aaah there's something in the water, something in the water.." B: "Alter, hör auf in meinem Aquarium rumzufischen!"

A: there´s something in the water!!! B: Alter, nimm sofort den hamster ausm wasser!!

Last friday night fiel Katy Perry auf, dass sie durch Lady Gaga an the edge of glory gekommen ist. Daraufhin wollte sie sich mit Bruno Mars darüber unterhalten, aber dieser war Talking to the moon. Auf einmal kam Adam Lambert torkelnd vorbei, denn er war Sleepwalker. Da dachte sich Brooke Fraser es sei something in the water. Nein! schrie Jeniffer Lopez, alle sind doch on the floor. Da gab es Streit! Schnell kam Dr. Dre , Eminem & Skylar Grey und schrieen: I need a doctor!!! Nur Avril Lavigne wollte keinen Streit. Deswegen sagte sie Smile und ging!

There's something in the water.. ♫ Altah !? Hol den Hamster ausm Aquarium ! :'D

A mother put her doughter fifteen minutes under water, but not to do them any trubles, just to see the funny bubbles! o.O

Theres something in the water..lalala♥Alter schonmal dran gedacht das fische im wasser leben?! xDD

Aaaaa,aaaaa,aaaaa there`s something in the water, something in the water... Altaaaaaaaaaaaa hol mein Hamster aus dem Pool!!!!!

aahahahaaaaaaaaahaha there'S something in the water, that makes me love you like I doo (: ♥

In meinem Kopf geht es grade so:"There is something in the water,something in the water,something in the water,something...."HALT DIE FRESSE GEHIRN!......!"....something in the water" ALTER! "Mister sexappeal laLaLaa,mister sexappeal laLaLaa...."

School oooohhhhh :( Weekend aaaahhhh :D ; Water oooohhhh :( Alcohol aaaahhhhh :D

aaaaaaahhhhhhhh..."theres something in the water"alter sag doch einfach wenn du keine zitrone im wasser haben möchtest...xD

A: ah ah ah ah ah ah... there's something in the water, something in the water... B: Altaa !!! nimm meinen hamster aus der badewanne !! -.-

You're the reason i breathe every day. I think i couldn't live without you. Honey, i need you like the fish the water. Before i met you, my life wasn't complete. I think our love is a special love. We're friends and a couple. That's magical. I'm so glad i found you. I just wanna be with you! Only you

Empty your mind, be formless… shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend…

Once a mother hold her daughter fifteen minutes under water. Not to make her any trouble, but to see the funny bubble.

de4ine mutter scheißt in die wanne und singt : there is something in the water ... XD

Englisch Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my englisch is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks here my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge don't ask after sunshine frag nicht nach sonnenschein it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase known home luck alone trautes heim, glück allein are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei evererything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild

aaaaaaaah ~ there's something in the water! there's something in the water! - alter! lass meine fische in ruhe o.o

It's not that I hate you... it's just, put it this way: If you were on fire and I had water, i'd drink it ;)