'Ich liebe es wie seine Augen funkeln wen er lächelt :3 ♥' 'Ich will mich auf sein Gesicht setzen' Bad Teacher :D ♥

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to them. If you move me away, I'll shout to them. It's your choice.

'Freust du dich schon auf Morgen?' 'Ist morgen Samstag?' 'Nein,Morgen ist Schule!' 'Verfickte Scheiße!' :D Bad Teacher. ♥

NO BOYS - NO SEX NO SEX - NO CHILDREN NO CHILDREN - NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL - NO TEACHERS NO TEACHERS - NO PROBLEMS WHY BOYS?????

Rihanna On School Teacher: Where is your homework ? Rihanna: Under my Umbrella ! Teacher: And where is your Umbrella ? Tinie Tempa: a million miles away Teacher: No seriously, where are your homework ? Akon: Sorry, Blame it on me Teacher: To the Headmaster ! Akon: I´m Not Afraid ! Eminem: Hey, Thats my song !

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Johnny: "Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king" :'DDD

Justin Bieber should be a Teacher,who shows Guys how to treat and respect girls right! <3

aus "bad teacher"lehrer:machs we in twilight wirf sie nich an wirf durch sie hindurch !" schüler wirft ball lehrerin an den kopf lehrerrin schaut lehrer böse an xD

Rihanna On School Teacher: Where is your homework ? Rihanna: Under my Umbrella ! Teacher: And where is your Umbrella ? Tinie Tempa: a million miles away Teacher: No seriously, where are your homework ? Swedish House Mafia: I lost it by the flight from Miami 2 Ibiza. Akon: Sorry, Blame it on me Teacher: To the Headmaster ! Akon: I´m Not Afraid ! Eminem: Hey, Thats my song !

Teacher: "Where´s your book?!"Student: "At home." Teacher: "And what´s it doing there?" Student: "Having more fun than me."

teacher :Wheres your homework ? Me : written in the stars Teacher : Where ? Me : A million miles away Teacher:to the office Me : Im on my wayyyyy Wer das Lied kennt-> Gefällt Mir :D

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation.

Teacher: 'Where´s your book?' Student: 'At home.' Teacher: 'And waht´s it doing there?' Student: 'Having more fun than me!' :P

Teacher: What´s your favourite Book?Student: Face-Book. ♥ :D

Fuck the teacher, Fuck the school, take it easy and it´s cool!!!!

No boys:no love, no love:no sex, no sex:no children, no children:no school, no school:no teachers, no teachers:no problem... So why boys

Teacher: Where´s your homework? Me: Written in the stars T: How far is it? M: A million miles away T: What was your paper about? M: A message to the main T: You better change your attitude! M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change T: Go to the office !!! M: I´m on my waaayyyyyy :D Ps: das lied ist tinieh tempah- written in the stars =D

Teacher: Where´s your homework? Me: Written in the stars T: How far is it? M: A million miles away T: What was your paper about? M: A message to the main T: You better change your attitude! M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change T: Go to the office !!! M: I´m on my waaayyyyyy!

Bad Teacher: nur im Kino vor nicht allzu langer zeit auch auf kino.to !!

Teacher: Eric were is your homework?? Eric: Written in the ---- Teacher: Shut up! Idiot! That joke is getting boring the milion times before!!!!!!

Fuck the teacher, Fuck the school, take it easy and it´s cool!!!!

Bissken Englisch: Teacher: Where´s your homework? Me: Written in the stars T: How far is it? M: A million miles away T: What was your paper about? M: A message to the main T: You better change your attitude! M: The season comes and goooo, but i will NEVER change T: Go to the office !!! M: I´m on my waaayyyyyy :D I ♥ Tinie Tempah SD

No boys --> No sex No sex --> No children No children --> No school No school --> No teacher No teacher --> No problem

no parents-no children no children-no school no school-no teacher no teacher-no PROBLEMSSCHULE ist einfach SCHEIßE!!

A:ey guck dir mal den Film Bad Teacher an B:ja ok und wie heißt der Film? A:-.-

Fuck the teacher, Fuck the school take it´s easy and it´s cool!!!!

Ich sitz grad im kino, schau mir bad teacher an... einer im film sagt halt so :'' nein ich bin kein rassist, ich hab obama gewählt !'' schreit auf einmal so ne schwuchtel im kinosaal rum: ''damit hast du tausende afghanen getötet!'' -.- alteer... und dann hinter mir so paar hopper: ''ey man, dem nazi geb ma paar aufs maul!'' leider ham sies nich gemacht...

Teacher:Where is your homework? Me:Written in the stars Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where??? Me: A million miles away. Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!? Me: A Message to the main. Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;) Teacher:You will always be a terrible student won't you? Me: I will never change... Teacher:Go to the office mister! Me:I'm on my way Teacher: PUT THAT DAM iPOD AWAY!!!!!!! Me: Sorry, written in the stars is a awesome song

Teacher: "Where's your homework?''Student: "Written in the stars.'' Teacher: "And where's that?" Student: "A million miles away." Teacher: "And what is it about?" Student: "A message to the main." Teacher: "What? You're not making sense." Student: "Seasons come and go, but I will never change." Teacher: "GO THE THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" Student: "And I'm on my way!"

:@ when the teacher come to the class room and read for us the chemistry i want to shot her faceee with a gun and threw her buddy from the window ;)

-"I feel attracted to somebody." -"Thanks, youre pretty great too." -"It's Amy" -"I dont think that youre her type." -"Why?" -"She hates cock." ..Bad Teacher..=)

Fuck is funny, fuck is cool, Fuck the teacher, fuck the school!!!

When a teacher disses a student and the whole class goes "oooooohhhhhh!!!!"

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says “Hello!”. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher.”

Wir waren im film ''Bad Teacher'' Da war diese Squirrel die mir überhaupt nicht ging und ich im Saal gesagt: Fick dich in die Fresse!! und die Reihen hinter mir haben so gelacht xDD

Come forth into the light of things, let nature be your teacher. (William Wordsworth)

Love is a better teacher than duty. (Albert Einstein)

Freust du dich schon auf Morgen?' 'Ist morgen Samstag?' 'Nein,Morgen ist Schule!' 'Verfickte Scheiße!' :D Bad Teacher. ♥

Teacher:Where is your homework? Me:Written in the stars Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where??? Me: A million miles away. Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!?  Me: A Message to the main. Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;) Teacher:You will always be a terrible student won't you? Me: I will never change... Teacher:Go to the office mister! Me:I'm on my way Teacher: PUT THAT DAM iPOD AWAY!!!!! Me: Sorry, written in the stars is a awesome song

Teacher: "Where is your homework?" Me: " WRITTEN IN THE STARS." Teacher: "Where?" Me: "A MILLION MILES AWAY." Teacher: "What does that mean?" Me: "A MESSAGE TO THE MAIN." Teacher: "Do you want to go to Summer school?" Me: "SEASONS' COME AND GO." Teacher: "Your always going too be like this, aren't you?" Me: "I WILL NEVER CHANGE!" Teacher: "Okay, you asked for it, go to the principal's office!!!" Me: "I'M ON MY WAY!" Teacher: "Turn that damn ipod off!" Me: "Oh, sorry. I just love this song!" Liken!! :))

Fuck the teacher, Fuck the school, take it easy and it´s cool! :D:D:D

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.