Barack Obama, Angela Merkel und Vladimir Petkovic sind einen Tag im Himmel und dürfen Gott alles fragen, was sie wollen. Obama:"Wann werden die Kriege in aller Welt aufhören?" Gott:"In 150 Jahren" Obama:"Uninteressant, dann bin ich nicht mehr im Amt." Merkel:"Wann gibt es keine Arbeitslosen mehr auf der Welt?" Gott:"In 230 Jahren" Merkel:"Uninteressant, dann bin ich nicht mehr im Amt." Petkovic:"Wann werden die Berner Young Boys Schweizermeister?" Gott:"Uninteressant, dann bin ich nicht mehr im Amt!!" xD xD xD
We are young enough to say this is gonna be a good life
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told) I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. DON'T STEREOTYPE! PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE! STOP STEREOTYPING! IT'S WRONG AND HURTFUL! THANK YOU!
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
Das beste Frauen-Fußballteam der Schweiz heisst Young Boys.
We are young! we are young! We drink and we fight and we love just because we are numb, We're on the run and your never gonna chase us down. We are young.♥
100 People i hate on Facebook: People who have the new profile People who still have the old profile People who are always on Facebook People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in People who check-in People who have a birthday today People who friend everybody People who only friend people they know well People who friend me. People who share their travel plans by listing the airport codes of the two cities separated by a little arrow. Goto —> hell People who think it's about the journey People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback People who think elaborating on a joke is the same as making a joke People who complain about their relationships People who try convince us their relationships are totally awesome People who change their relationship status before telling me their relationship status has changed People who "like" my wife (keep your thumbs-up away from my woman) People who announce they're going to be offline for awhile People who play Farmville People who complain about people who play Farmville without first seeing how irritating it is for themselves People you who regularly tag you in their photo albums when it's clearly a good photo of them and a bad photo of you People who share party photos with people who weren't invited to the party People who post personal messages publicly ("Great seeing you last night!") Attractive people who aggressively share photos People who post happy messages in the morning People who are selling something People who use Facebook to promote their company People who use it for personal reasons People who use it for political reasons People who are overly enthusiastic about my updates People who ignore my updates People who share articles I've already seen People who share articles I might have otherwise missed People who comment on the Facebook blurb about an article without actually reading the article People who never comment about anything People who post their tweets to Facebook People who focus on superficial things People who use Facebook to discus anything of meaning People who post mysterious status updates in an effort to get others to comment: "OMG, what do you mean? Everything OK?" People who comment: "OMG, what do you mean?" People who respond to rhetorical statements People who just changed their profile photo People who were hot as hell in seventh grade but who never share any current photos (and never apologize for ignoring you in Junior High) People who were ugly in junior high and resent those who at least were attractive for a while People who see child abuse as a serious problem and then who think: "Maybe a cartoon avatar would help?" People to whom I am clearly superior but who think I should make the first friending move Inferior People who dare to send a friend request People who in 2007 said, "Facebook has peaked, what's the next thing?" People who are too old for this stuff People who are too young for this stuff People who think they're the first ones to say, "I wish FB had a hate button." People who are overly nice People who share joy People who I've known since childhood People I just met. People who complain People with ugly kid photos People whose kids are more photogenic than mine People who try to chat even though we haven't seen each other for five years People who try to chat even though we talk everyday People who try to chat People who go offline when I try to chat with them People who poke me. People who wish me happy birthday on Facebook People who don't People who see you in person and then repeat the same story they already posted to Facebook and then just stand there until you say, "OK, like." People who post what they just ate or anything about their digestive system People who share their exercise routine People who share their schedule People who share People who try to be clever People who try to be funny People with the best of intentions People who are thoughtful People who type before thinking People who complain about changes made to Facebook People who passively agree to changes on Facebook People who refuse to use Facebook because everyone else is using it People who use the @ sign even though that only works on another site People who think "I made some changes to my profile page" is a valid answer to the question: "What did you do today?" People you don't know comment on photos of your family members People who ask favors People who share that they are sick, feel good, can't sleep or just woke up People who post about the weather People who mention anything related to Burning Man People who share stuff that everyone in the world has already seen, get no response, and then share it again People who aren't sure about a joke they want to make and so they preface it with: "Overheard:" People who use the phrase "note to self" anywhere other than in the silent privacy of their own mind People who write wonderful things about their new boyfriend even though we can all see that the dude is a chump and the same person will be writing terrible things about him in a few months and then expecting us to be surprised and supportive People who think mentioning something about Darfur is going to somehow benefit the People in Darfur because every little bit counts People who can't accept that not all cats are cute and/or interesting People who believe that you'll be happy about their good fortune People who are wildly uninteresting and painfully unfunny yet have a lot more friends than I do People who write the phrase: "Um...OK" People who post song lyrics People who share YouTube videos that have already been viewed 400 million times People who make snarky comments about Sarah Palin People who are Sarah Palin People who stay on Facebook even though they hate everyone on it People who use Friendster
'n paar bekannte songs... : (Viel Spaß beim Raten:) 1. uhuuuhuhuhuuhuuu uhuhuuuuuuuhu... 2. umbada umbada umbada oho, umbada umbada umbada oho... 3. duuu du du du dudududududu dududududu dududu... 4. uh uh ahh uh uh ahh uh uh ahh... 5. da da dam da da dam... 6. ohooi ohoho is pietro style... ohoooi 7.dim dim deh deh dim yeah yeah yeah... 8. saminamina eh eh.... waka waka eh eh... 9. yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah... 10. yeaah yeaah yeaaah... 11. hey nanana... 12. uhuuhuhu hu hu hu ah eh ah ah aha aha ah ah ah ah... So, und jetzt die Lösungen: Weiter runterscrollen.... Noch ein Stück.... So hier die Auflösungen: 1. Duck Sauce- Barbra Streisand 2. Flo Rida- Turn around (5,4,3,2,1) 3. Bob Marley- Don't worry- be happy. 4. Ell/ Nikki- Running scared (eurovision Song Contest) 5. Paradise Oskar- Da Da Dam (auch Eurovision Song Contest) 6. Pietro Lombardi- Call my name 7. (schwerer:) The Naked and The Famous- Young Blood 8. Shakira- Waka Waka 9. Duffy- Mercy 10. Yeah 3x- Chris Brown 11. Milk & Sugar- Hey (na na na) 12. Israel "Iz" Kamakawiwolé- Somewhere over the rainbow Wenn Du min. einen Titel erraten konntest, drücke auf "gefällt mir". (Dann bist du ein Musikfreak... ;D)
LAST FRIDAY NIGHT war BRUNO MARS bei KATY PERRY in LAX in der nähe von THE BLACK PONEY in der SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE von MUSE und warf eine GRANADE, die TAIO CRUZ vorher mit DYNAMITE gefüllt hatte auf KATY, die damit ein gigantisches FIREWORK entstehen lies. LAFEE fragte WAS IST DAS und BON JOVI meinte nur IT´S MY LIFE. Aber durch den Knall waren ALEXANDRA BURKE ALL NIGHT LONG erschrocken, die BLACK EYED PEACE so verwirrt, dass sie THE TIME vergaßen und RIHANNA war so erschrocken, dass sie im Kreis rannte, ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD war und schrie WHAT´S MY NAME, denn auch JORDAN SPARKS schrie S.O.S.. METRO STATION SHAKTE IT, als sie erfuhren, dass LADY GAGA SPEECHLESS war. KESHA fand das alles BLAH BLAH BLAH aber JASON DERULO ging alles IN HIS HEAD. EMINEM war aber NOT AFRAID und JENNIFER LOPES blieb mit PITBULL ON THE FLOOR. NELLY FURTADO wollte a MANEATER werden und die ganzen Männer essen, die RIHANNA RAINING MAN nannte. Die ganzen kaputten MIRROS von NATALLIA KILLS waren RIGHT HERE, denn BRANDY nahm sie mit. TAIO CRUZ BRAKTE HIS HEART und FAR EAST MOVEMENT fühlten sich LIKE A G6. PETER FOX erfand UNSERE TOLLE NEUE WELT von CULCHA CANDELA mit CASSANDRA STEEN UND ADEL TAVIL, die eine STADT bauten, ALLES NEU. NICKI MINAJ und WILL.I.AM. CHECKTEN IT OUT und BRITNEY SPEARS meinte nur TILL THE WORLD ENDS. HURTS sagt zu allem WONDERFULL LIFE und CHRIS BROWN meinte mal wieder YEAH 3X. JUSTIN BIEBER sagte ONE TIME ist es ok doch SIDO sagte AUGEN AUF und TRAVIE MCCOY wollte ein BILLIONAIRE mit dem ganzen DYNAMITE und GRANADE Zeugs werden, doch LIZA LI meinte nur: GELD MACHT NICHT GLÜCKLICH. PITBULL hatte dazu nur eins zu sagen nämlich: GIVE ME EVERYTHING und MILEY CYRUS antwortete GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN. MOHOBI fand das alles ziemlich BUMPY RIDE, doch da mischten sich auch schon BIG TIME RUSH ein, die sagten THE CITY IS OURS. DIDDY DIRTY MONEY COMING HOME und entdeckte, dass KELLY ROWLAND ein COMMANDER war. EMINEM empfand NO LOVE für LADY GAGA die mit der Weile DANCTE IN THE DARK aber TIMBERLAND fand das alles zu DANGEROUS und QUEENSBERRY waren TOO YOUNG zu rauchen und deshalb sagten sie: NO SMOKE. ASHLEE SIMPSON wollte alles OUTTA HER HEAD haben und ging mit ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWIWO´OLE OVER THE RAINBOW. SHAKIRA hingegen war von dem ganzen Trubel so begeistert dass sie sagte: DID IT AGAIN und USHER wollte auch MORE, doch JESSY J wollte alles LIKE A DUDE machen und so kam JAY SEAN dazu zu sagen, DO YOU REMEBER die EIN MANN ARMEE von BUSHIDO und THE SEVEN NATION ARMEE von THE WHITE STRIPES? Und auch MILEY CYRUS wollte eine PARTY IN THE USA. LASERKRAFT 3D hingegen wollten von der ganzen Sache nichts wissen und sagten nur NEIN MANN und setzten ihr POKERFACE auf, das sie von LADY GAGA gelernt hatten. LAFEE wurde durch den Angriff ein PRINZESSCHEN und IJAZ SOLO, doch da kam BEYONCE um die Ecke und war eine SINGLE LADY. LIL WAYNE war von der Explosion auch so DOWN, dass er CULCHA CANDELA bat alles EISKALT zu machen. MADCON meinte aber dass das unmöglich sei weil alles GLOW und BON JOVI verabschiedete sich mit den Worten: HAVE A NICE DAY. MARTIN SOLVEIG sagte aber HELLO und PITBULL antwortete HEY BABY! MICHAEL JACKSON wollte aber nicht allein bleiben und so bat er SEAN PAUL HOLD MY HAND, der das selbe wollte. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LIKE IT und BUSHIDO lies alle gehen, die gehen wollten mit den Worten: ICH LASS DICH GEHN! Als RIHANNA sich beruhigt hatte, stellte sie sich unter einen UMBRELLA TO THE TOP von der Liste von GENTLEMAN und TURNTE AROUND in Richtung FLO RIDA. Doch als NELLY am MORNING AFTER DARK bei TIMBERLAND aufwachte,wusste er ,dass alles JUST A DREAM war!!!
My mama told me when I was young ....... faß nie den heißen Herd an xD
The Academy Is..,Fall out Boy,Panic! At The Disco,Cobra Starship,The Cab,Hey Monday,Paramore, All Time Low, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, AFI, You Me At Six, We Are The Ocean, Biffy Clyro, Green Day, 30 Seconds To Mars, Black Veil Brides, Evarose, Black Cards, The Damned Things, The Young Veins.... wer mindestens eine mag LIKEN!!!
You Say Lady Gaga # I Say Tiesto You Say Justin Bieber # I Say Paul van Dyk You Say Miley Cyrus # I Say Deadmau5 _________________________ OMG! The Young People Hear Many Shit
When a person cant translate this than she/he is to young to be on Facebook.
Die erste gesichtscreme von bebe young care die nicht nur die haut pflegt sondern sie gleichzeitig auch entspannt: die samtige pflegeformel mit pflegenden ölen macht die gestresste gesichtshaut besonders soft und versorgt sie mit extra viel feuchtigkeit. mit dem verwöhnenden aromaduft aus Moonflower warmer vanille und kokos hilft sie gleichzeitig deine sinne zu entspannen und zu beruhigen. Relaxingcare - verschönere entspannerte haut. auch als bodylotion shower creme und creme bath erhältlich. Tipp: am abend auftragen, schenkt sie über nacht wunderschöne softe und entspannte haut. Hauftverträglich und dermatologisch getestet. Anwendung: Nach der reinigung gleichmässig auf gesicht, hals und dekollete auftragen. Bebe youngcare - Natürlich schöne haut.
Teacher:Where is your homework? Me:Written in the stars Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where??? Me: A million miles away. Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!? Me: A Message to the main. Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;) Teacher:You will always be a terrible student won't you? Me: I will never change... Teacher:Go to the office mister! Me:I'm on my way Teacher: PUT THAT DAM iPOD AWAY!!!!!!! Me: Sorry, written in the stars is a awesome song
brunoo mars runaway baaaaby hier ist songtext Ahh yes, Well look at here look at here Ah what do we have? Another pretty thang ready for me to grab But little does she know That I'm a wolf in sheepsclothing 'Cause at the end of the night It is her I'll be holding I love you so That's what you'll say You'll tell me Baby baby please don't go away But when I play, I never stay To every girl that I meet here this is what I say: Run run runaway, runaway baby Before I put my spell on you You better get get getaway getaway darling 'Cause everything you heard is true Your poor little heart will end up alone 'Cause what knows I'm a rolling stone So you better run run runaway runaway baby Well let me think let me think Ah what should I do? So many eager young bunny's That I'd like to persue Now even now they eating out the palm of my hand There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it I love you so That's what you'll say You'll tell me Baby baby please don't go away But when I play, I never stay To every girl that I meet here this is what I say: Run run runaway, runaway baby Before I put my spell on you You better get get getaway getaway darling 'Cause everything you heard is true Your poor little heart will end up alone 'Cause what knows I'm a rolling stone So you better run run runaway runaway baby See I ain't try to hurt you baby No no, no I just wanna work you baby Yup yup See I ain't try to hurt you baby No no, no I just wanna work you baby If you scared you better run (You better run) You better run (You better run) You better run (You better run) You better you better you better Run run runaway, runaway baby Before I put my spell on you You better get get getaway getaway darling 'Cause everything you heard is true Your poor little heart will end up alone 'Cause what knows I'm a rolling stone So you better run run runaway runaway baby
"When you’re young, everything feels like the end of the world, but it’s not, it’s just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you’re gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated, and it’s going to feel like the sun rises and sets with you."
Boy: Baby, we need to talk.Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving.. Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away. Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here. Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away. Girl: I can't believe this. Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up) Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad. Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go. Boy: Would you run away with me? Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me! Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess.. Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on. Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now. Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park. Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes. (They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.) Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go. Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.) Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go. Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.) (They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her) It says... "Erica, You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye. - Ricardo" ( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. ) ... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....Friend: How are you feeling? Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me. Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something... Girl: Umm.. okay. (She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.) It says: "Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Always Bitch = Baby Will not = will .... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo" Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am! ( Erica turns the TV on. ) [Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says. ( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ) ... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.
Der Aufschub ist ein Dieb der Zeit. (Edward Young)
Procrastination is the thief of time. (Edward Young)
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. (Mark Twain)
"it was a great nite :*" "amy? OMG, check who got your sms >:( YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR SEX!!! my first sex i had with 26 years!! GET HOME NOW, WE HAVE TO TALK, I AM VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!" "omg,mom? MOMMY?? f***, don't worry, it's just a song! a song named 'it was a great night/nite', i swear! ;)" "oh.... okay...i'm sorry.." "OMG, BABE, i just told my mom i had a great nite with u! a stupid mistake.. she was very angry.. AND SHE TOLD ME, SHE HAD THE FIRST TIME SEX WHEN SHE WAS 26!!!!! hahaha, i can't understand, why... ;) i showed u old photos of her, didn't i? fuck, she was very ugly, i'm glad i don't look like her!!! omg, but i told her 'it was a great nite' is a song, haha, and she believed me!^^ and our nite was really great, i just wanted 2 let ya know :*" "IT'S STILL YOUR MOM!" "fuck, i'm sorry mom.. and u aren't ugly! hummm..." "get home, i'll kill ya -.-"
When I was young i fell on a marmorstep . I fell directly on my tooth and my tooth turned yellow.But my parents hadn´t enough modey to pay the dentist. *sing*
Hello. I'm going to tell you a story, It's about a young girl... She's only fifteen years old and has blonde hair and blue eyes. She lives with her parents in New Jersey and they love her very much. And one night she and her friends decided they were going to come to New York City. "My Parents are away and I'll take their car, they will never know! We're gonna have a great time!" she said. And they drove over the George Washington Bridge and drove downtown to the Limelight. "Wow, look at the line!" "Don't worry I know the guy at the door, we'll get in." And they did. "So many people, look at that guy's shoes... they must be a mile high!" And she turned around and bumped into a really cute guy. They had a good time, they danced for hours and hours, and she had a few drinks too! "Hey", he said, "My roommate's not home and well, I was wondering if you wanna, you know... come to my place. I just don't wanna... I just don't wanna be alone." And she said, "Yes!" So they got into a taxi and went to 3rd Avenue and 11th street to the NYU dorm rooms And went upstairs and sat on his bed. And he said, "Take this pill..." And she did. And then she said, "What did you just give me?" "Ecstasy" he said. And then... He fucked her all night. Fucked her all night. Fucked her all night. Fucked her all night... It's just one night,in New York City...
Teacher:Where is your homework? Me:Written in the stars Teacher: Okay. Wait!?!?!, where??? Me: A million miles away. Teacher: What are you saying!?!?!? Me: A Message to the main. Teacher:Would you like summer school young man! Me: seasons come and go ;) Teacher:You will always be a terrible student won't you? Me: I will never change... Teacher:Go to the office mister! Me:I'm on my way Teacher: PUT THAT DAM iPOD AWAY!!!!! Me: Sorry, written in the stars is a awesome song
Ever since I was young, I never really understood anything about the world. And I never understood anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made any sense to me was you. And how I felt about you. That's all I've ever known. And that's enough for the rest of my life.
Me: *Tries to shuffle out the door unnoticed* Mom: Where?? are you going young lady? Me: Oh...? I'm off? to kill 200 losers. Mom: What?! No! Me: But mom! They hate RHCP! D: Mom: *Loads Shotgun* Lets go get them
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