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  • - HÜTE DEINE TÜTE,DENN HIGH SEIN BEDEUTET FREI SEIN... - - ROTE AUGEN TROCKENER MUND, JA WIR KIFFER SIND GESUND - - DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE IF YOU CAN SMOKE AND FLY - - KIFFEN MACHT ANGEBLICH GLEICHGÜLTIG - ABER DAS IST MIR EGAL! - - LIEBER GRASS RAUCHEN ALS HEUSCHNUPFEN - - HAVE A PROBLEM MAKE A POINT - TAKE IT EASY SMOKE A JOINT - - AM MORGEN EIN JOINT UND DER TAG IST DEIN FREUND - - BIER MACHT DICK WHISKEY KRANK, ICH BIN KIFFER GOD SEI DANK - - HAST DU HASCH IN DER BLUTBAHN, KANST DU FICKEN WIE EIN TRUTHAHN - - WE HAVE JOINTS, WE HAVE FUN, WE HAVE HASCH, 100 GRAMM... - - REALITÄT IST WAS FÜR LEUTE, DIE MIT DROGEN NICHT UMGEHEN KÖNNEN - - ALKOHOL UND SONNENSCHEIN, KIFFEN UND AUF DROGEN SEIN, WIR BLEIBEN UNSEREM MOTTO TREU: GEIL, BEKIFFT UND ARBEITSSCHEU - - WER ANDERN EINE TÜTE DREHT, IST SELBER BREIT -PEACE OOOUUT

  • have a problem make a point take it easy smoke a joint.
  • Have a problem, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!!
  • Doctor says, if you don't marry, don't drink, don't smoke, don't sleep long you life longer. but thats a lie. you don't really life longer, it just feels like... xD

  • HAVE A PROBLEM, MAKE A POINT, TAKE IT EASY, SMOKE A JOINT. =DD --> like! =)
  • Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.

  • Wenn Männer nach "One Million Parfume" riechen, werd ich verrückt & kann nichtmehr klar denken !!!

  • Have a Problem make a Point take it easy and smoke a Joint.!! ;)
  • have you a problem make a point, take it easy and smoke a JOINT ;) <3
  • Charlie: Jake, was ist denn das für ein parfume ? Jake: Frischluftspray ausm Klo.................. ich dachte wenn ich sowieso schon da bin !
  • Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s just too much for me. His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.. Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened

  • Have a problem, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!
  • Dat's ned z'viel Zigaretten smoken, sunst schias I eich a Loch ind sock'n
  • You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.

  • I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

  • don't worry.. don't cry.. smoke ganja.. and FLY! :D

  • you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever

  • If you can't fuck it smoke it drink it you on't need it.^^
  • Sie : Es gibt wirklich ein Parfume das christina aguilera heißt. Er : Nein, das isn Star schätzchen. Sie : Ja, aber das parfume heißt auch so, es gibt sogar eins das heißt Avril Lavigne. Er : Ja & ich kauf mir morgen ein Parfume das heißt " Bob Marley " und riecht nach Gras !
  • i smoke, i drink, i do my thing, i'm livin' in my own wooooorld'!:D ♫ ♫ ♥
  • THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you're angry" and kiss them in battle. Show her what you can. Give her your sweatshirt to sleep, then she will wear it the next day. For everyone to see: It's about you. Light a candle, let's go look slow love songs, cheesy movies. Cook for them (something only very simple, no matter!) Do not put your coat but only your arm around her when she is cold. Write her at the morning "Good morning, just think of you" ... Use perfume, shave your beard approach (ALL Girls are the terrible), style your hair ... Tell her that she was the most beautiful in the world. Take them in protecting and defending them. Listen to her, let her trust you, you remember what it says. Let her time and accept their limits! Liked her best friend, but not to flirt! Bring all about them in experience, and use your knowledge as for great surprises. Sometimes kiss her neck or give me a kiss on the forehead. Let them wuscheln through his hair. Albere around with her and tickle her even when she says that you should stop. When you are kissing on the wall. Go for a walk with her, looking at the stars together. Place them with your friends in front of me, "This is it." Was 100% true. There is nothing sweeter than the one boy who can show his feelings. Holding her hand as often as possible. Even if you want to leave once: up Behave respectfully and sensitively. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Never put the phone off first. Always be there for them, even if you e.g. 're just buddies with the dragons. Kiss her in the rain. Was a mix of cool protector, and loving gentleman. Entanglements of one because of it, if necessary. Open the door for her, help her in the jacket ... Join her cute photographs. If it has been in a group, show them again and again! Apologize for your mistakes. Be a little bit jealous. Be creative and crazy.

  • LAST FRIDAY NIGHT war BRUNO MARS bei KATY PERRY in LAX in der nähe von THE BLACK PONEY in der SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE von MUSE und warf eine GRANADE, die TAIO CRUZ vorher mit DYNAMITE gefüllt hatte auf KATY, die damit ein gigantisches FIREWORK entstehen lies. LAFEE fragte WAS IST DAS und BON JOVI meinte nur IT´S MY LIFE. Aber durch den Knall waren ALEXANDRA BURKE ALL NIGHT LONG erschrocken, die BLACK EYED PEACE so verwirrt, dass sie THE TIME vergaßen und RIHANNA war so erschrocken, dass sie im Kreis rannte, ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD war und schrie WHAT´S MY NAME, denn auch JORDAN SPARKS schrie S.O.S.. METRO STATION SHAKTE IT, als sie erfuhren, dass LADY GAGA SPEECHLESS war. KESHA fand das alles BLAH BLAH BLAH aber JASON DERULO ging alles IN HIS HEAD. EMINEM war aber NOT AFRAID und JENNIFER LOPES blieb mit PITBULL ON THE FLOOR. NELLY FURTADO wollte a MANEATER werden und die ganzen Männer essen, die RIHANNA RAINING MAN nannte. Die ganzen kaputten MIRROS von NATALLIA KILLS waren RIGHT HERE, denn BRANDY nahm sie mit. TAIO CRUZ BRAKTE HIS HEART und FAR EAST MOVEMENT fühlten sich LIKE A G6. PETER FOX erfand UNSERE TOLLE NEUE WELT von CULCHA CANDELA mit CASSANDRA STEEN UND ADEL TAVIL, die eine STADT bauten, ALLES NEU. NICKI MINAJ und WILL.I.AM. CHECKTEN IT OUT und BRITNEY SPEARS meinte nur TILL THE WORLD ENDS. HURTS sagt zu allem WONDERFULL LIFE und CHRIS BROWN meinte mal wieder YEAH 3X. JUSTIN BIEBER sagte ONE TIME ist es ok doch SIDO sagte AUGEN AUF und TRAVIE MCCOY wollte ein BILLIONAIRE mit dem ganzen DYNAMITE und GRANADE Zeugs werden, doch LIZA LI meinte nur: GELD MACHT NICHT GLÜCKLICH. PITBULL hatte dazu nur eins zu sagen nämlich: GIVE ME EVERYTHING und MILEY CYRUS antwortete GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN. MOHOBI fand das alles ziemlich BUMPY RIDE, doch da mischten sich auch schon BIG TIME RUSH ein, die sagten THE CITY IS OURS. DIDDY DIRTY MONEY COMING HOME und entdeckte, dass KELLY ROWLAND ein COMMANDER war. EMINEM empfand NO LOVE für LADY GAGA die mit der Weile DANCTE IN THE DARK aber TIMBERLAND fand das alles zu DANGEROUS und QUEENSBERRY waren TOO YOUNG zu rauchen und deshalb sagten sie: NO SMOKE. ASHLEE SIMPSON wollte alles OUTTA HER HEAD haben und ging mit ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWIWO´OLE OVER THE RAINBOW. SHAKIRA hingegen war von dem ganzen Trubel so begeistert dass sie sagte: DID IT AGAIN und USHER wollte auch MORE, doch JESSY J wollte alles LIKE A DUDE machen und so kam JAY SEAN dazu zu sagen, DO YOU REMEBER die EIN MANN ARMEE von BUSHIDO und THE SEVEN NATION ARMEE von THE WHITE STRIPES? Und auch MILEY CYRUS wollte eine PARTY IN THE USA. LASERKRAFT 3D hingegen wollten von der ganzen Sache nichts wissen und sagten nur NEIN MANN und setzten ihr POKERFACE auf, das sie von LADY GAGA gelernt hatten. LAFEE wurde durch den Angriff ein PRINZESSCHEN und IJAZ SOLO, doch da kam BEYONCE um die Ecke und war eine SINGLE LADY. LIL WAYNE war von der Explosion auch so DOWN, dass er CULCHA CANDELA bat alles EISKALT zu machen. MADCON meinte aber dass das unmöglich sei weil alles GLOW und BON JOVI verabschiedete sich mit den Worten: HAVE A NICE DAY. MARTIN SOLVEIG sagte aber HELLO und PITBULL antwortete HEY BABY! MICHAEL JACKSON wollte aber nicht allein bleiben und so bat er SEAN PAUL HOLD MY HAND, der das selbe wollte. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LIKE IT und BUSHIDO lies alle gehen, die gehen wollten mit den Worten: ICH LASS DICH GEHN! Als RIHANNA sich beruhigt hatte, stellte sie sich unter einen UMBRELLA TO THE TOP von der Liste von GENTLEMAN und TURNTE AROUND in Richtung FLO RIDA. Doch als NELLY am MORNING AFTER DARK bei TIMBERLAND aufwachte,wusste er ,dass alles JUST A DREAM war!!!

  • don't drink &. drive .just smoke weed &. fly *-*
  • Have you problems, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!!! XDD
  • Have you problems, make a point, take it easy, smoke a Joint!
  • have you problem??? make a point, teaked easy, smoke a joint ;)
  • : You have problems ? make a point. Take it easy . Smoke a join t.. ! :)
  • Sie: " Liebst du mich ?" Er: " Ja, mehr als alles andere !" Sie: " Auch mehr , als Facebook ?" Er: " Ey, des is unfair ! " Smoke< ♥

  • 'Cause you're the apple to my pie. You're the straw to my berry. You're the smoke to my high. And you're the One i wanna marry

  • Deine Mutter sitzt in der Badewanne, furzt und singt "SMOKE ON THE WATER"

  • ‎(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_​̅() ڪے smoke it ;) ♥
  • Have a Problem Make a Point Take it Easy and smoke a Joint (:
  • dont drink and driveif you can smoke weed and fly :)
  • Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD "John Maynard." "Who is John Maynard?" "John Maynard was our helmsman true. To solid land he carried us through. He saved our lives, our noble king. He died for us; his praise we sing. John Maynard." From Detroid to Buffalo As mist sprays her bow like flakes of snow Over lake Erie the 'Swallow' takes flight And every heart is joyful and light. In the dusk the passengers all Can already make out the dimn landfall, And approaching John Maynard, their hearts free of care, They ask of their helmsman, "Are we almost there?" He looks around and towards the shore: "Still 30 minutes ... A half hour more." All hearts are happy, all hearts are light Then out of the hold comes a crie of fright. "Fire!" it is, that terrified shout. From the cabin and hatch black smoke pours out. Smoke, then fire and flames aglow And still 20 minutes to Buffalo. And the passengers, in a colorful crowd Stand passed together on the bow. Up on the bow there is still air and light But the smoke at the helm forms a thick, dark night. "Where are we? Where?" the men must know And still 15 minutes to Buffalo. The wind grows strong but the smoke cloud stays. To the helm the captain turns his gaze. The helmsman is hidden by the raging fires But through the bullhorn the captain enquires: "Still there, John Maynard?" "Yes, Sir. I am." "Onto the beach! Into the surf!" "Yes, Sir. That's my plan." And the people cry: "Hold on! Hallo!" And still 10 minutes to Buffalo. "Still there, John Maynard?" And the answer is clear, Though with dying voice:"Yes, Sir. I'm still here." And in the surf, rocks, obstacles afloat, into their midst he plunges the boat. To be saved, it's the only way to go. Salvation: The shores of Buffalo! The fire is out. The ship's run aground. All are saved. Only one can't be found. The bells ring out, their notes all fly From churches and chaples to heaven on high. The city is still but for funeral bells. For one service only the sad sound swells: In the procession ten thousand go by, Or maybe more - and not one dry eye. With layers of flowers the grave they soften. Under more flowers they burn the coffin. With golden script in marble stone The city has its tribute shown: "Here lies John Maynard! In smoke and fire He held fast to the wheel; he did not tire. He saved our lives, our noble king. He died for us; his praise we sing. John Maynard."

  • I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. (Mark Twain)

  • Girl? you are not cool if you drink, smoke and have sex - with 14!

  • You're the apple to my pie; You're straw to my berry; You're the smoke to my high; Cuz you're the one I wanna marry ♥♥' :)

  • Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD "John Maynard." "Who is John Maynard?" "John Maynard was our helmsman true. To solid land he carried us through. He died for us; his praise we sing. John Maynard." From Detroid to Buffalo As mist sprays her bow like flakes of snow Over lake Erie the 'Swallow' takes flight And every heart is joyful and light. In the dusk the passengers all Can already make out the dimn landfall, And approaching John Maynard, their hearts free of care, They ask of their helmsman, "Are we almost there?" He looks around and towards the shore: "Still 30 minutes ... A half hour more." All hearts are happy, all hearts are light Then out of the hold comes a crie of fright. "Fire!" it is, that terrified shout. From the cabin and hatch black smoke pours out. Smoke, then fire and flames aglow And still 20 minutes to Buffalo. And the passengers, in a colorful crowd Stand passed together on the bow. Up on the bow there is still air and light But the smoke at the helm forms a thick, dark night. "Where are we? Where?" the men must know And still 15 minutes to Buffalo. The wind grows strong but the smoke cloud stays. To the helm the captain turns his gaze. The helmsman is hidden by the raging fires But through the bullhorn the captain enquires: "Still there, John Maynard?" "Yes, Sir. I am." "Onto the beach! Into the surf!" "Yes, Sir. That's my plan." And the people cry: "Hold on! Hallo!" And still 10 minutes to Buffalo. "Still there, John Maynard?" And the answer is clear, Though with dying voice:"Yes, Sir. I'm still here." And in the surf, rocks, obstacles afloat, into their midst he plunges the boat. To be saved, it's the only way to go. Salvation: The shores of Buffalo! The fire is out. The ship's run aground. All are saved. Only one can't be found. The bells ring out, their notes all fly From churches and chaples to heaven on high. The city is still but for funeral bells. For one service only the sad sound swells: In the procession ten thousand go by, Or maybe more - and not one dry eye. With layers of flowers the grave they soften. Under more flowers they burn the coffin. With golden script in marble stone The city has its tribute shown: "Here lies John Maynard! In smoke and fire He held fast to the wheel; he did not tire. He saved our lives, our noble king. He died for us; his praise we sing. John Maynard."

  • Have a problem make a point, take it easy smoke a joint! *__* Like it to be cool! ;)
  • NTV letzter Abschied zu Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg. Zu seinem Abschied wurde Smoke on the Water gespielt auf Wunsch von Guttenbert. Kommentar vom sprecher: Einer der meist kopierten Songs Weltweit XDDDDDD

  • I'm a girl, I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist

  • You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly. You can't please annyone. Ever!

  • There's a feeling I get when I look to the west and my spirit is crying vor leaving. In my toughts I have seen rings of smoke to the trees, and the voices of those who's stand looking. Stairway to Heaven!!!!

  • Don´t drink and drive, when you kan smoke and fly. :D
  • why do you drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
  • souu DanCe, DanCe, Liike, it's the letzte best niight, of your liife, liife Smokeyy yoour eyes ... wuhuwuhuwuh ... cazz baby toniight ... ey bree , du singst das lied falsch -.- ähmm ...?! .. das ist ja bloß meine version und usher hat's mir GEKLAUT aLso guusch' jC !!! caZz beiiby , toniiiight !!! :D :D
  • Perfect two ♥ ♥ ♥ Ich liiieebeee dieses Liiieed!! You can be the peanut butter to my jelly You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly You can be the captain and I can be your first mate You can be the chills that I feel on our first date You can be the hero and I can be your side kick You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin' Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin' Don't know if I could ever be Without you cause boy you complete me And itime I know that we'll both see That we're all we need Cause you're the apple to my pie You're the straw to my berry You're the smoke to my high And you're the one I wanna marry Cause your the one for me for me (for me) And I'm the one for you for you (for you) You take the both of us of us (of us) And we're the perfect two We're the perfect two We're the perfect two Baby, me and you We're the perfect two You can be the prince and I can be your princess You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist You can be the shoes and I can be the laces You can be the heart that I spill on the pages You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser You can be the pencil and I can be the paper You can be as cold as the winter weather But I don't care as long as we're together Don't know if I could ever be Without you cause boy you complete me And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need Cause you're the apple to my pie You're the straw to my berry You're the smoke to my high And you're the one I wanna marry Cause your the one for me for me (for me) And I'm the one for you for you (for you) You take the both of us of us (of us) And we're the perfect two We're the perfect two We're the perfect two Baby, me and you We're the perfect two You know that I'll never doubt ya And you know that I think about ya And you know I can't live without ya I love the way that you smile And maybe in just a while I can see me walk down the aisle Cause you're the apple to my pie You're the straw to my berry You're the smoke to my high And you're the one I wanna marry Cause your the one for me for me (for me) And I'm the one for you for you (for you) You take the both of us of us (of us) And we're the perfect two We're the perfect two We're the perfect two Baby, me and you We're the perfect two

  • 'cause you're the apple to my pie, you're the straw to my berry, you're the smoke to my high, and you're the on I wanna marry . ♥

  • It's a fact that titanic is better than avatar ? What did you smoke ? o.O Was hast du denn geraucht ?

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have a problem make a point take it easy smoke a joint.
have a problem make a point take it easy smoke a joint.
Have a problem, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!!
Have a problem, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!!
Doctor says, if you don't marry, don't drink, don't smoke, don't sleep l
Doctor says, if you don't marry, don't drink, don't smoke, don't sleep long you life longer. but thats a lie. you don't really life longer, it just feels like... xD
HAVE A PROBLEM, MAKE A POINT, TAKE IT EASY, SMOKE A JOINT. =DD -->like!
HAVE A PROBLEM,
MAKE A POINT,
TAKE IT EASY,
SMOKE A JOINT. =DD
--> like! =)
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anyth...
Wenn Männer nach "One Million Parfume" riechen, werd ich verrückt & kann
Wenn Männer nach "One Million Parfume" riechen, werd ich verrückt & kann nichtmehr klar denken !!!
Charlie: Jake, was ist denn das für ein parfume ? Jake: Frischluftspray
Charlie: Jake, was ist denn das für ein parfume ?
Jake: Frischluftspray ausm Klo.................. ich dachte wenn ich sowieso schon da bin !
Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s jus
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you ...
Have a Problem make a Point take it easy and smoke a Joint.!! ;)
Have a Problem make a Point take it easy and smoke a Joint.!! ;)
have you a problem make a point, take it easy and smoke a JOINT ;)
have you a problem make a point, take it easy and smoke a JOINT ;)
Dat's ned z'viel Zigaretten smoken, sunst schias I eich a Loch ind sock'
Dat's ned z'viel Zigaretten smoken, sunst schias I eich a Loch ind sock'n
Have a problem, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!
Have a problem, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!
You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an
You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smo...
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me.
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A prett...
you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an
you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smo...
don't worry.. don't cry.. smoke ganja.. and FLY! :D
don't worry.. don't cry..
smoke ganja..
and FLY! :D
If you can't fuck it smoke it drink it you on't need it.^^
If you can't
fuck it
smoke it
drink it
you on't need it.^^
Sie : Es gibt wirklich ein Parfume das christina aguilera heißt. Er : Ne
Sie : Es gibt wirklich ein Parfume das christina aguilera heißt.
Er : Nein, das isn Star schätzchen.
Sie : Ja, aber das parfume heißt auch so, es gibt sogar eins das heißt Avril Lavigne.
Er : Ja & ich kauf mir morgen ein Parfume das heißt " Bob Marley " und riecht nach Gras !
i smoke, i drink, i do my thing, i'm livin' in my own wooooorld'!:D ♫ ♫
i smoke, i drink, i do my thing, i'm livin' in my own wooooorld'!:D ♫ ♫ ♥
THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you'
THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you're angry" and kiss them in battle. Show her what you can. Give her your sweatshirt to sleep, then she will wear it the next day. For everyone to see: It's about you. Light a candle, let's go look slow love songs, cheesy movies. Cook for them (something only very simple, no matter!) Do not put your coat but only your arm aro...
LAST FRIDAY NIGHT war BRUNO MARS bei KATY PERRY in LAX in der nähe von T
LAST FRIDAY NIGHT war BRUNO MARS bei KATY PERRY in LAX in der nähe von THE BLACK PONEY in der SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE von MUSE und warf eine GRANADE, die TAIO CRUZ vorher mit DYNAMITE gefüllt hatte auf KATY, die damit ein gigantisches FIREWORK entstehen lies. LAFEE fragte WAS IST DAS und BON JOVI meinte nur IT´S MY LIFE. Aber durch den Knall waren ALEXANDRA BURKE ALL NIGHT LONG erschrocken, die...
don't drink &. drive .just smoke weed &. fly *-*
don't drink &. drive .just smoke weed &. fly *-*
Have you problems, make a point, take it easy, smoke a joint!!! XDD
Have you problems, make a point,
take it easy, smoke a joint!!! XDD
Have you problems, make a point, take it easy, smoke a Joint!
Have you problems, make a point, take it easy, smoke a Joint!
have you problem??? make a point, teaked easy, smoke a joint ;)
have you problem???
make a point,
teaked easy,
smoke a joint ;)
: You have problems ? make a point. Take it easy . Smoke a join t.. ! :)
: You have problems ? make a point. Take it easy . Smoke a join t.. ! :)
Sie: " Liebst du mich ?" Er: " Ja, mehr als alles andere !" Sie: " Auch
Sie: " Liebst du mich ?"
Er: " Ja, mehr als alles andere !"
Sie: " Auch mehr , als Facebook ?"
Er: " Ey, des is unfair ! "
Smoke< ♥
'Cause you're the apple to my pie. You're the straw to my berry. You're
'Cause you're the apple to my pie.
You're the straw to my berry.
You're the smoke to my high.
And you're the One i wanna marry ♥
‎(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_​̅() ڪے smoke it ;) ♥
‎(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_​̅() ڪے smoke it ;) ♥
Deine Mutter sitzt in der Badewanne, furzt und singt "SMOKE ON THE WATER
Deine Mutter sitzt in der Badewanne, furzt und singt "SMOKE ON THE WATER"
dont drink and driveif you can smoke weed and fly :)
dont drink and driveif you can  smoke weed and fly :)
Have a Problem Make a Point Take it Easy and smoke a Joint (:
Have a Problem
Make a Point
Take it Easy
and smoke a Joint (:
Girl? you are not cool if you drink, smoke and have sex - with 14!
Girl? you are not cool if you drink, smoke and have sex - with 14!
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. (Mark Twain)
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time. (Mark Twain)
Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD "John Maynard." "Who is John Maynard?" "Jo
Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD
"John Maynard."
"Who is John Maynard?"
"John Maynard was our helmsman true.
To solid land he carried us through.
He saved our lives, our noble king.
He died for us; his praise we sing.
John Maynard."
From Detroid to Buffalo
As mist sprays her bow like flakes of snow
Over lake Erie the 'Swallow' takes flight
And every heart is joyful and light.
In the dusk the passe...
You're the apple to my pie; You're straw to my berry; You're the smoke t
You're the apple to my pie;
You're straw to my berry;
You're the smoke to my high;
Cuz you're the one I wanna marry ♥♥' :)
Have a problem make a point, take it easy smoke a joint! *__* Like it to
Have a problem make a point, take it easy smoke a joint! *__*
Like it to be cool! ;)
NTV letzter Abschied zu Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg. Zu seinem Abschied w
NTV letzter Abschied zu Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg. Zu seinem Abschied wurde Smoke on the Water gespielt auf Wunsch von Guttenbert. Kommentar vom sprecher: Einer der meist kopierten Songs Weltweit XDDDDDD
I'm a girl, I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep
I'm a girl, I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don...
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west and my spirit is crying
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west and my spirit is crying vor leaving. In my toughts I have seen rings of smoke to the trees, and the voices of those who's stand looking. 
Stairway to Heaven!!!!
Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD "John Maynard." "Who is John Maynard?" "Jo
Theodor Fontane: JOHN MAYNARD
"John Maynard."
"Who is John Maynard?"
"John Maynard was our helmsman true.
To solid land he carried us through.
He died for us; his praise we sing.
John Maynard."
From Detroid to Buffalo
As mist sprays her bow like flakes of snow
Over lake Erie the 'Swallow' takes flight
And every heart is joyful and light.
In the dusk the passengers all
Can already make out the d...
Don´t drink and drive, when you kan smoke and fly. :D
Don´t drink and drive, when you kan smoke and fly. :D
why do you drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
why do you drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
souu DanCe, DanCe, Liike, it's the letzte best niight, of your liife, li
souu DanCe, DanCe, Liike, it's the letzte best niight, of your liife, liife Smokeyy yoour eyes ... wuhuwuhuwuh ... cazz baby toniight ...
ey bree , du singst das lied falsch -.-
ähmm ...?! .. das ist ja bloß meine version und usher hat's mir GEKLAUT aLso guusch' jC !!!
                          caZz beiiby , toniiiight !!!
:D                                                                      ...
Perfect two ♥ ♥ ♥ Ich liiieebeee dieses Liiieed!! You can be the peanut
Perfect two ♥ ♥ ♥ Ich liiieebeee dieses Liiieed!!
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you...
'cause you're the apple to my pie, you're the straw to my berry, you're
'cause you're the apple to my pie,
you're the straw to my berry,
you're the smoke to my high,
and you're the on I wanna marry . ♥
It's a fact that titanic is better than avatar ? What did you smoke ? o.
It's a fact that titanic is better than avatar ?
What did you smoke ? o.O
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