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  • Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha). We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus Xaver

  • Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can´t change... Kiss slowly. Play hard. Forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Live is too short to be anything but happy! :)

  • Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate that you're not around, and the fact you didn't call. But mostly I hate it that I can't hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all. ♥

  • Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh. Tell the story a nice girl and you’ll get love.

  • You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. [Bob Marley]

  • There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder smile a little brighter and live a little better ♥

  • A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke.

  • Life is short. Break the rules,Forgive quickly,Kiss slowly, Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you SMILE. ;)

  • Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly

  • I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk on phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chick flicks, kiss you in the rain,go on walks with you, laugh until I can´t breathe, hold hands, build a fort and have a snowball fight, sit in front of the fireplace and talk about life. I want to fall hopelessly in love with you!!

  • Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE. I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH. AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE... AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)! IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.. WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don´t be mad, I´ll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you Für alle die´s lustig finden : "Gefällt mir" drücken xD

  • 1. Go to google 2. Search “top 50 women of the web” 3. Open first link (tprone) 4. Look at number 7 5. Laugh
  • Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Her nails, her nails I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh She hates but I think its so sexy She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are ♥

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you�re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you�re not around, and the fact that you didn�t call. But mostly I hate the way I don�t hate you, not even close� not even a little bit� not even at all.

  • I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

  • Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Her nails, her nails I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh She hates but I think its so sexy She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are. <3 *-*

  • SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!
  • 1) Go to google translate 2) translate "will justin bieber ever hit puberty" from english to vietnamise 3) copy the translation and translate it back into english 4) laugh 5) thumbs up so people can see.
  • Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out your name Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out for you Who am I? And if yes, how many? What is the answer? What if there isn't any? Is it one or two And when does now begin? How long is temporary? And is standing here a sin? If nothing last forever, Say, can I be nothing? And if forever ends, Will we dance the pain away? Is this all there is, Or is there more to it And if I can't touch it, Then whose space is it? If the answer is one, I know I one too How can you tell, You're not me and I'm not you? I mean really, If I was you, and you were me do you think things would be The way they are? Let's say, If I was a woman And you were a man You would do things That I don't understand You'd say "Boo Boo Boo" And I'd think "La La La" Maybe "Boo" will mean "Ja" Or just "Blah Blah Blah" Anyway, you say something I think something else You know, There´s nothing wrong with that, It´s just the way it goes Am I safer in first class? Am I ready to kill? If I look at you long enough, Will time stand still? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I'm calling out your name Is there someone out, who listening? Or are you busy, busy, busy? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I´m calling out for you Knock, knock, knock, Is someone in your head? I'm just thinking about what you've said Is this it? What will I think When I´m breathing my last Am I too slow? Or is everything else too fast? If I'd known I was going to live this long I'd better taken care of myself my son If nothing last forever, Say, can I be nothing? And if forever ends, Will you still answer the phone? I for one know, If you don't laugh with yourself, This life will last so much longer Than you like Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I'm calling out your name Is there someone out, who listening? Or are you busy, busy, busy? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I´m calling out for you Knock, knock, knock, Is someone in your head? I'm just thinking about what you've said Who am I? And if yes, how many? What is the answer? What if there isn't any? Is it one or two And when does now begin? How long is temporary? And is standing here a sin?

  • i couldn`t stop crying when you told me about her, but when i finally saw her - i couldn`t stop laughing...
  • miss Miss your laugh miss your smile miss your voice miss your eyes miss your breath miss your presence miss your skin miss your lips miss the music miss you in my life You were a part of my life Now you're gone forever and ever Yes, a long time did I feel good without you but now I miss you But anyway, we are here The past was the future will be And at some point, these words for another that I loved But anyway, at the moment I miss you, but you do not love me ... but another But I will be strong I will not break I will love again but then I love another by MAW

  • his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his laugh he hates but i think it´s so sexy, he's so beautiful and i tell him every day...

  • Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair is stinky with all her trying She's so awful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say Chorus: When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are Her lips, her lips i would spit on them if she let me Her laugh, her laugh She loves but i think whatever shes so ugly She's so awful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id always ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for Then just go away So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say Chorus: When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're so awful Just the way you are When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are

  • laughing the "brazilian"-way : aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs <3
  • smile and the whole world will smile with you :) laugh ..and they'll all think, you're on drugs ! :D

  • First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi

  • when you told me that you still love your ex i couldn’t stop crying, but when i saw her i couldn’t stop laughing and stopped immediately wanting you

  • BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO? LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit meiner Oma gechattet & gesagt, dass wir uns Sexy Dudes (Sexy Typen) nennen wolln, dann hat sie mir LMFAO (Laughing my fucking Ass off) geschrieben..
  • Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 ways to make a girl laugh" werden Jungs zu Schwulen -.-

  • ♥ Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live... ♥

  • Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?" I say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeah Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh, she hates but I think it's so sexy She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Oh, you know, you know, you know I'd never ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same So don't even bother asking if you look okay, you know I'll say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing just the way you are When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeah

  • LOL = Lots Of Love (Viel Liebe) LOL = Laughing Out Loud (Lautes Lachen) LOL = Lots Of Laughing (Viel Lachen) LOL = Lehrer Ohne Leben

  • Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.

  • this is a hoizbrettl .. use it to hau special deppade leit ! ;DD live, love, laugh .. !

  • I love people who make me laugh, when i don't even want to smile.

  • I can see you’re sad Even when you smile Even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes Deep inside, you wanna cry..♥3 EMINEM ♥

  • []single []taken []waiting on Justin Bieber [X] laughing at the 9million girls who are going to die alone because they tickest the box above

  • saying "oh damn hes soo cool" just to laugh about it !
  • I hate you!I hate your smile,your laugh,your kiss,your hug,but most of all,I hate that I don´t hate you...

  • 83% die lol schreiben wissen nicht wofür lol steht. laughing out loud :D

  • love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and believing in each other. someone who knows you like no one else. you can cry with this person as well as you can laugh with her. you can tell her everything. Everytime you see this person it's like she's everything you ever wanted in life. for you this person is the definition of love ♥

  • ich wette, das die meisten leute nicht wissen, was "rofl" heißt.... Roling Over the Floor Laughing- Lachend über den Boden rollen :D so, jetzt wissen sie's :D LIIIIIIKEN ♥

  • LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Of LMAO Laughing My Ass Of ;DDDDDD
  • L.M.A.O.S.H.T.I.F.O.T.F.A.D.B.L.T.W.A.D.A.S.H.B.M.B.T.L.J.B.T.S. = Laughing my ass off so hard that I fell on the floor and died but luckily there was a doctor around and so he brought me back to life just before televison started :)

  • Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."

  • DIE JACK SPRÜCHE XD : LÖL --> Laughing Öut Loud
  • you laugh - you cry. you live - you die. you will - you won't. you feel - and you don't.

  • WAS HEIS LAUGHING OUT LOUD AUF DEUTSCH ÜBERSETZT ???????
  • LSHMSFOAIDMT- Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off and I Drop My Taco :'D
  • Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich will nicht, dass es blutet, ich will keine Schmerz mehr fühlen, nicht mehr innerlich weinen, sondern einfach nur leben, aber nicht so. Einfach nur lachen, glücklich sein!!! Bitte Gott, helf mir!!!God, my heart bleeds!!!! What i can do to stop it?! I wouldn´t that it bleeds, i wouldn´t feel the pain, not cry inward, instead live, but not so. Just laugh, be happy!!!! Please God, help me!!!!!

  • A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. (Charles Lamb)
  • We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we’re happy because we laugh. (William James)

  • Im Himmel: Himmelspförtner: Amy Winehouse, hast du gesündigt? Amy: No! *laugh*

  • remember to laugh cause you're living in a crazy world where you'll never know what happen next ♥
  • I can laugh without you, I can cry without you, I can not live without you, But never be happy without you!

  • I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happend yesterday. :D Wenn das auch auf euch zutrifft, drückt gefallt mir. ;)

  • ...but you're so hypnotizing, you've got me laughing while i sing, you've got me smiling in my sleep... ♥ das ist für nicola, meine grosse liebe, die ich nie kriegen werde... ♥ lieb dich über alles süsser ♥ (wenn du das liest und dich fragst wer ich bin, ich bin mit dir in der klasse 1a im kollegium st. fidelis 2011/2012 und guckte in der musikstunde immer sooo zu dir rüber als du fehler machtest beim takt xP) looove yoouuuu nicola ♥♥♥♥

  • I just miss you I miss your eyes that shine so bright. Your eyes, which have this sparkling light. I miss your laugh that makes me happy. Your laugh, that never sounds a kind of snappy. I miss your voice I could listen all day. Your voice, which tell me everything is okay. I miss your love which always catches me. Your love with whom I feel so free. I just miss YOU ‘cause you’re the best I ever had. You, although you’ve made me very sad. by Lena Sibum

  • This is how a guy should treat a girl Hugs from behind. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other (don't make her grab yours). When standing, wrap your arms around her.Forgive her for her mistakes. Look at her like she's the only girl you see. Cuddle with her. Don't force her to do anything!!!!Write her notes.Compliment her Honestly. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. When she crys do whatever to make her smile.Love her with all your heart. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back to her! Don't ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!! Leave her cute text messages.Kiss her in front of your friends.Trust her over everyone else. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look her in the eye when you talk to her. Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh. Let her mess with your hair. Mess with her hair. Tickle her even if she says stop. Hold her hand even when you are around your friends. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Stay up with her all night when she's sick. Give her the world. Write her letters When she's sad, hang out with her. Let her know she is important. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. And when you fall in love with her, tell her. And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before.! ♥

  • Would you dance If I asked you to dance? Would you run And never look back? Would you cry If you saw me cryin' Would you save my soul tonight? Would you tremble If I touched your lips? Would you laugh? Oh please tell me this. Now would you die For the one you love? Hold me in your arms tonight. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. Would you swear That you'll always be mine? Would you lie? Would you run and hide? Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? I don't care, you're here tonight. I can be your hero, baby I can kiss away the pain I will stand by you forever You can take my breath away Oh, I just wanna hold you. I just wanna hold you, oh yeah. Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? Well, I don't care, you're here tonight. I can be your hero, baby I can kiss away the pain, oh yeah I will stand by you forever You can take my breath away I can be your hero. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. You can take my breath away. I can be your hero.

  • I want a boyfriend who I’m best friends with, just so that we don’t run out of anything to talk about. I want to be able to call my boyfriend an asshole and he’ll joke back and says I’m a bitch. I want to be able to laugh with him. And if I ever do something wrong, I want a boyfriend who would get mad at me, yell at me, storm off, ignore me, and not talk to me the entire day because I know he’d rather do that instead of breaking up at the first sign of a problem. I want a boyfriend who knows he doesn’t have to agree with everything I say, someone who doesn’t change the way he thinks just because of me. I just want to be with him, and him to be with me.

  • I miss you. Your Eyes. Your Laugh. Your Presence! Just you.. ♥
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don´t be mad, I´ll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you

  • And you, you loved me with your eyes And you, you help me with your voice You listen when my voice was void of sound You touch me with your laugh You show me to my smile, and you You save me with your kiss before I drown

  • GO AHEAD, Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know some one random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you thin k. Laugh until your stomach hurts. Live life. Regret nothing.

  • würde man vom lachen abnehmen, wäre ich magersüchtig =) laughing ♥

  • Heute im Englischunterricht:Lehrerin erklärt was...... schüler in der ersten Reihe fängt an zu lachen... Lehrerin:"why do you laughing???" Schüler lacht und sagt:"you...." er lacht sich kaputt.. Lehrerin:"what did i do??" Schüler:"you.....you.....you show me your stinkifinger!" soooo geil!!!! XDDDDDDD

  • Search for "Chuck Norris" in Google & laugh! :D

  • 1 Litre of Tears quotes “I really don’t want to say things such as ‘I want to go back as how things were before.’ I recognize how I am right now, and I will continue to live on.” – Aya “You’ve always encouraged me. You’ve listened to everything I couldn’t tell anyone else. When I was down, you made me laugh. You were always near me. Whenever I was in pain, you were always with me. Arigatou Asou-kun.” – Aya “Suffer and suffer through, and there’s a rainbow colored happiness waiting on the other side. Do not rush it; do not be greedy. Don’t give up, because everybody takes a step at a time. It didn’t matter how insignificant, but I wanted to be useful to others.” – Aya “Live on. Live on forever.” – Aya “As I think about the past, the tears will come out. Reality is too cruel, too brutal. I don’t even have the right to dream. As I think about the future, the tears will come out again.” – Aya “It’s painful when I’m with you, wanting to do this and that. When I’m with you, I keep dreaming a dream that would never come true…” – Aya “What’s wrong with falling down? You can always stand up again. If you look up at the sky after falling down, the blue sky is also today stretching limitlessly and smiles at me… I’m alive.” – Aya “Without hurrying, let’s challenge many things, or be absorbed in doing something. Doing silly things together won’t be such a bad idea, I think, because we all still have plenty of time from now.” – Aya “Even now… sometimes… I want to hear her voice so badly.” – Haruto “I want to accept the me right now. And live on. Although I will always be hurt by those heartless glances, but also at the same time I understand that gentle glances exist. Even though it’s like this I still want to be here. Because here is, the place that I exist. What’s wrong with falling down? Because as long as I stand back up again it’ll be just fine. If you look up at the sky after falling down. The blue sky is also today, stretching timelessly and smiles at me. People shouldn’t dwell on the past. It’s enough to try your best for all that your doing now. Mother, will I…. be able to get married? Thank you.” – Aya “What’s wrong with falling down when you can always stand up?” – Aya “If you feel frustrated, do something about it!” – Aya “People shouldn’t dwell on the past. It’s enough to try your best in all that you’re doing now.” – Aya

  • When I see her eyes I see two stars So far away I can't reach them It makes me sick When I see her laughing Cause it's not for me But every second of my life I try to make her laughing That's not fair Life is not fair She loves me not Her heart is not mine I can cry all night long She gives it away But only I love her enough to become it That's not fair Life is not fair She loves me not I can stop crying I can stop dreaming about her I can stop thinking about her But I can't stop loving her That's not fair Life is not fair She loves me not

  • Jaames, doesn't try but still attracts the Baabes, all the guy's say he's got no gaame We can laugh but in the end now everybody's on a date with my buddy James, and everybody knows his name... Allstar Weekend- James ihr könnt sie googln (band, 3 jungs, waren mal 4 aber nathan ist raus)

  • Heute im Englischunterricht:Lehrerin erklärt was....... Schüler in der ersten Reihe fängt an zu lachen... Lehrerin:"why do you laughing???" Schüler:lacht und sagt: " you..... "er lacht sie kaputt... Lehrerin:"what did i do??" Schüler:" You..... you..... you show me your stinkifinger!" soooo geil!!!! XDDDDDDD

  • Give your laugh to everyone - but give your L o v e to only one! ♥
  • A : Who's laughing now? :DD B : ich lach jez weil du in hundescheiße gestiegen bist ;D A : scheiße xD
  • A: Who's laughing now? :D B : ich lach jez ^^ A : scheiße xDD
  • I love the way you smile ♥ I love the way you laugh ♥ I love the way you look at me ♥ I love the way you are ♥ I love you ♥

  • a best friend is someone who smiled and laugh when you tell a bad Joke

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Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
  Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a shrill voice like a...
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can´t change... Kiss slowly. Play hard. Forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Live is too short to be anything but happy! :)
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you  make me cry. I hate that you're n...
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it wh...
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she ma
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about ...
There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder smile
There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder smile a little brighter and live a little better ♥
Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh. Tell the story a n
Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh.
Tell the story a nice girl and you’ll get love.
I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk
I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk on phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chick flicks, kiss you in the rain,go on walks with you, laugh until I can´t breathe, hold hands, build a fort and have a snowball fight, sit in front of the fireplace and talk about life. I want to fall h...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan office
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks ...
Life is short. Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Laugh unco
Life is short.
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything that made you SMILE. ;)
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quick
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Faces like yours belong in the zoo,
don´t be mad,
I´ll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you 
Für alle die´s lustig finden : "Gefällt mir" drücken
xD
1. Go to google 2. Search “top 50 women of the web” 3. Open first link
1. Go to google
2. Search “top 50 women of the web”
3. Open first link (tprone)
4. Look at number 7
5. Laugh
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're n...
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST H
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA
GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LI...
Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her h
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Caus...
Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her h
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Caus...
1) Go to google translate 2) translate "will justin bieber ever hit pu
1) Go to google translate
2) translate "will justin bieber ever hit puberty" from english to vietnamise
3) copy the translation and translate it back into english
4) laugh
5) thumbs up so people can see.
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you�re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you�re no...
SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!
SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me.
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A prett...
Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out your name Boom-Boom, can you hea
Boom-Boom, can you hear me?
Calling out your name
Boom-Boom, can you hear me?
Calling out for you
Who am I? And if yes, how many?
What is the answer?
What if there isn't any?
Is it one or two
And when does now begin?
How long is temporary?
And is standing here a sin?
If nothing last forever,
Say, can I be nothing?
And if forever ends,
Will we dance the pain away?
Is this all there is,
Or is the...
i couldn`t stop crying when you told me about her, but when i finally sa
i couldn`t stop crying when you told me about her, but when i finally saw her - i couldn`t stop laughing...
miss Miss your laugh miss your smile miss your voice miss your eyes miss
miss
Miss your laugh
miss your smile
miss your voice
miss your eyes
miss your breath
miss your presence
miss your skin
miss your lips
miss the music
miss you in my life
You were a part of my life
Now you're gone
forever and ever
Yes, a long time did I feel good without you
but now I miss you
But anyway, we are here
The past was
the future will be
And at some point, these words for another that ...
Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her h
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
is stinky with all her trying
She's so awful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
Chorus: 
When I see your face
my middle finger starts to raise
Cause ...
his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his
his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his laugh he hates but i think it´s so sexy, he's so beautiful and i tell him every day...
laughing the "brazilian"-way : aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs
laughing the "brazilian"-way  :  aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs
BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO? LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit
BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO?
LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit meiner Oma gechattet & gesagt, dass wir uns Sexy Dudes (Sexy Typen) nennen wolln, dann hat sie mir LMFAO (Laughing my fucking Ass off) geschrieben..
smile and the whole world will smile with you :) laugh ..and they'll all
smile and the whole world will smile with you :)
laugh ..and they'll all think, you're on drugs ! :D
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi
when you told me that you still love your ex i couldn’t stop crying, but
when you told me that you still love your ex i couldn’t stop crying, but when i saw her i couldn’t stop laughing and stopped immediately wanting you
♥ Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live... ♥
♥ Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live...  ♥
Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 wa
Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 ways to make a girl laugh" werden Jungs zu Schwulen -.-
LOL = Lots Of Love (Viel Liebe) LOL = Laughing Out Loud (Lautes Lachen)
LOL = Lots Of Love (Viel Liebe)
LOL = Laughing Out Loud (Lautes Lachen)
LOL = Lots Of Laughing (Viel Lachen)
LOL = Lehrer Ohne Leben
Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining Her
Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day
Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?" I say
When I see your face, there's not a thing that ...
Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.
Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.
this is a hoizbrettl .. use it to hau special deppade leit ! ;DD live, l
this is a hoizbrettl .. use it to hau special deppade leit ! ;DD
live, love, laugh .. !
I love people who make me laugh, when i don't even want to smile.
I love people who make me laugh,
when i don't even want to smile.
I can see you’re sad Even when you smile Even when you laugh I can see i
I can see you’re sad
Even when you smile
Even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes
Deep inside, you wanna cry..♥3
EMINEM ♥
[]single []taken []waiting on Justin Bieber [X] laughing at the 9million
[]single
[]taken
[]waiting on Justin Bieber
[X] laughing at the 9million girls who are going to die alone because they tickest the box above
saying "oh damn hes soo cool" just to laugh about it !
saying "oh damn hes soo cool" just to laugh about it !
I hate you!I hate your smile,your laugh,your kiss,your hug,but most of a
I hate you!I hate your smile,your laugh,your kiss,your hug,but most of all,I hate that I don´t hate you...
83% die lol schreiben wissen nicht wofür lol steht. laughing out loud :D
83% die lol schreiben wissen nicht wofür lol steht.
laughing out loud :D
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Of LMAO Laughing My Ass Of ;DDDDDD
LMFAO
Laughing My Fucking Ass Of 
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Of 
;DDDDDD
ich wette, das die meisten leute nicht wissen, was "rofl" heißt.... Roli
ich wette, das die meisten leute nicht wissen, was "rofl" heißt....
Roling Over the Floor Laughing- Lachend über den Boden rollen :D
so, jetzt wissen sie's :D
LIIIIIIKEN ♥
love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and be
love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and believing in each other. someone who knows you like no one else.
you can cry with this person as well as you can laugh with her.
you can tell her everything.
Everytime you see this person it's like she's everything you ever wanted in life.
for you this person is the definition of love ♥
Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on th
Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill Gates said, "Wha...
DIE JACK SPRÜCHE XD : LÖL -->Laughing Öut Loud
DIE JACK SPRÜCHE XD :
LÖL --> Laughing Öut Loud


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