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  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha). We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus Xaver

  • You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. [Bob Marley]

  • Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can´t change... Kiss slowly. Play hard. Forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Live is too short to be anything but happy! :)

  • There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder smile a little brighter and live a little better ♥

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate that you're not around, and the fact you didn't call. But mostly I hate it that I can't hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all. ♥

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh. Tell the story a nice girl and you’ll get love.

  • Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.

  • Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don´t be mad, I´ll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you Für alle die´s lustig finden : "Gefällt mir" drücken xD

  • I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk on phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chick flicks, kiss you in the rain,go on walks with you, laugh until I can´t breathe, hold hands, build a fort and have a snowball fight, sit in front of the fireplace and talk about life. I want to fall hopelessly in love with you!!

  • A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke.

  • Life is short. Break the rules,Forgive quickly,Kiss slowly, Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you SMILE. ;)

  • Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly

  • 1. Go to google 2. Search “top 50 women of the web” 3. Open first link (tprone) 4. Look at number 7 5. Laugh
  • Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE. I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH. AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE... AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)! IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.. WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS

  • SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!
  • 1) Go to google translate 2) translate "will justin bieber ever hit puberty" from english to vietnamise 3) copy the translation and translate it back into english 4) laugh 5) thumbs up so people can see.
  • Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out your name Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out for you Who am I? And if yes, how many? What is the answer? What if there isn't any? Is it one or two And when does now begin? How long is temporary? And is standing here a sin? If nothing last forever, Say, can I be nothing? And if forever ends, Will we dance the pain away? Is this all there is, Or is there more to it And if I can't touch it, Then whose space is it? If the answer is one, I know I one too How can you tell, You're not me and I'm not you? I mean really, If I was you, and you were me do you think things would be The way they are? Let's say, If I was a woman And you were a man You would do things That I don't understand You'd say "Boo Boo Boo" And I'd think "La La La" Maybe "Boo" will mean "Ja" Or just "Blah Blah Blah" Anyway, you say something I think something else You know, There´s nothing wrong with that, It´s just the way it goes Am I safer in first class? Am I ready to kill? If I look at you long enough, Will time stand still? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I'm calling out your name Is there someone out, who listening? Or are you busy, busy, busy? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I´m calling out for you Knock, knock, knock, Is someone in your head? I'm just thinking about what you've said Is this it? What will I think When I´m breathing my last Am I too slow? Or is everything else too fast? If I'd known I was going to live this long I'd better taken care of myself my son If nothing last forever, Say, can I be nothing? And if forever ends, Will you still answer the phone? I for one know, If you don't laugh with yourself, This life will last so much longer Than you like Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I'm calling out your name Is there someone out, who listening? Or are you busy, busy, busy? Boom-Boom, can you hear me? I´m calling out for you Knock, knock, knock, Is someone in your head? I'm just thinking about what you've said Who am I? And if yes, how many? What is the answer? What if there isn't any? Is it one or two And when does now begin? How long is temporary? And is standing here a sin?

  • i couldn`t stop crying when you told me about her, but when i finally saw her - i couldn`t stop laughing...
  • Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Her nails, her nails I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh She hates but I think its so sexy She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are ♥

  • I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

  • Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair Falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Her nails, her nails I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh She hates but I think its so sexy She's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause girl you're amazing Just the way you are Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are. <3 *-*

  • laughing the "brazilian"-way : aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs <3
  • miss Miss your laugh miss your smile miss your voice miss your eyes miss your breath miss your presence miss your skin miss your lips miss the music miss you in my life You were a part of my life Now you're gone forever and ever Yes, a long time did I feel good without you but now I miss you But anyway, we are here The past was the future will be And at some point, these words for another that I loved But anyway, at the moment I miss you, but you do not love me ... but another But I will be strong I will not break I will love again but then I love another by MAW

  • his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his laugh he hates but i think it´s so sexy, he's so beautiful and i tell him every day...

  • when you told me that you still love your ex i couldn’t stop crying, but when i saw her i couldn’t stop laughing and stopped immediately wanting you

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you�re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you�re not around, and the fact that you didn�t call. But mostly I hate the way I don�t hate you, not even close� not even a little bit� not even at all.

  • smile and the whole world will smile with you :) laugh ..and they'll all think, you're on drugs ! :D

  • Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair is stinky with all her trying She's so awful And I tell her every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment her She wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me do I look okay I say Chorus: When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are Her lips, her lips i would spit on them if she let me Her laugh, her laugh She loves but i think whatever shes so ugly She's so awful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id always ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for Then just go away So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say Chorus: When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're so awful Just the way you are When I see your face my middle finger starts to raise Cause you're so awful Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and cries for awhile Cause girl you're so awful Just the way you are

  • First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi

  • BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO? LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit meiner Oma gechattet & gesagt, dass wir uns Sexy Dudes (Sexy Typen) nennen wolln, dann hat sie mir LMFAO (Laughing my fucking Ass off) geschrieben..
  • ♥ Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live... ♥

  • Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 ways to make a girl laugh" werden Jungs zu Schwulen -.-

  • LOL = Lots Of Love (Viel Liebe) LOL = Laughing Out Loud (Lautes Lachen) LOL = Lots Of Laughing (Viel Lachen) LOL = Lehrer Ohne Leben

  • this is a hoizbrettl .. use it to hau special deppade leit ! ;DD live, love, laugh .. !

  • I hate you!I hate your smile,your laugh,your kiss,your hug,but most of all,I hate that I don´t hate you...

  • I can see you’re sad Even when you smile Even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes Deep inside, you wanna cry..♥3 EMINEM ♥

  • Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.

  • []single []taken []waiting on Justin Bieber [X] laughing at the 9million girls who are going to die alone because they tickest the box above

  • saying "oh damn hes soo cool" just to laugh about it !
  • 83% die lol schreiben wissen nicht wofür lol steht. laughing out loud :D

  • I love people who make me laugh, when i don't even want to smile.

  • Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?" I say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeah Her lips, her lips, I could kiss them all day if she'd let me Her laugh, her laugh, she hates but I think it's so sexy She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day Oh, you know, you know, you know I'd never ask you to change If perfect's what you're searching for then just stay the same So don't even bother asking if you look okay, you know I'll say When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are The way you are The way you are Girl you're amazing just the way you are When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are, yeah

  • LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Of LMAO Laughing My Ass Of ;DDDDDD
  • you laugh - you cry. you live - you die. you will - you won't. you feel - and you don't.

  • love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and believing in each other. someone who knows you like no one else. you can cry with this person as well as you can laugh with her. you can tell her everything. Everytime you see this person it's like she's everything you ever wanted in life. for you this person is the definition of love ♥

  • ich wette, das die meisten leute nicht wissen, was "rofl" heißt.... Roling Over the Floor Laughing- Lachend über den Boden rollen :D so, jetzt wissen sie's :D LIIIIIIKEN ♥

  • Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."

  • DIE JACK SPRÜCHE XD : LÖL --> Laughing Öut Loud
  • ...but you're so hypnotizing, you've got me laughing while i sing, you've got me smiling in my sleep... ♥ das ist für nicola, meine grosse liebe, die ich nie kriegen werde... ♥ lieb dich über alles süsser ♥ (wenn du das liest und dich fragst wer ich bin, ich bin mit dir in der klasse 1a im kollegium st. fidelis 2011/2012 und guckte in der musikstunde immer sooo zu dir rüber als du fehler machtest beim takt xP) looove yoouuuu nicola ♥♥♥♥

  • WAS HEIS LAUGHING OUT LOUD AUF DEUTSCH ÜBERSETZT ???????
  • Im Himmel: Himmelspförtner: Amy Winehouse, hast du gesündigt? Amy: No! *laugh*

  • I can laugh without you, I can cry without you, I can not live without you, But never be happy without you!

  • I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happend yesterday. :D Wenn das auch auf euch zutrifft, drückt gefallt mir. ;)

  • Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich will nicht, dass es blutet, ich will keine Schmerz mehr fühlen, nicht mehr innerlich weinen, sondern einfach nur leben, aber nicht so. Einfach nur lachen, glücklich sein!!! Bitte Gott, helf mir!!!God, my heart bleeds!!!! What i can do to stop it?! I wouldn´t that it bleeds, i wouldn´t feel the pain, not cry inward, instead live, but not so. Just laugh, be happy!!!! Please God, help me!!!!!

  • L.M.A.O.S.H.T.I.F.O.T.F.A.D.B.L.T.W.A.D.A.S.H.B.M.B.T.L.J.B.T.S. = Laughing my ass off so hard that I fell on the floor and died but luckily there was a doctor around and so he brought me back to life just before televison started :)

  • A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. (Charles Lamb)
  • We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we’re happy because we laugh. (William James)

  • LSHMSFOAIDMT- Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off and I Drop My Taco :'D

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Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ...
  Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your
Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make
holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the
Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I
stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a shrill voice like a...
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can
Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can´t change... Kiss slowly. Play hard. Forgive quickly. Take chances. Give everything and have no regrets. Live is too short to be anything but happy! :)
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she ma
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about ...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you  make me cry. I hate that you're n...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it wh...
There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder smile
There are some people in life that make you laugh a little louder smile a little brighter and live a little better ♥
Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh. Tell the story a n
Tell the story your best friend and you’ll get laugh.
Tell the story a nice girl and you’ll get love.
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Faces like yours belong in the zoo,
don´t be mad,
I´ll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you 
Für alle die´s lustig finden : "Gefällt mir" drücken
xD
I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk
I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk on phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chick flicks, kiss you in the rain,go on walks with you, laugh until I can´t breathe, hold hands, build a fort and have a snowball fight, sit in front of the fireplace and talk about life. I want to fall h...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan office
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks ...
Life is short. Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Laugh unco
Life is short.
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything that made you SMILE. ;)
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're n...
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quick
Life is short. Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly
1. Go to google 2. Search “top 50 women of the web” 3. Open first link
1. Go to google
2. Search “top 50 women of the web”
3. Open first link (tprone)
4. Look at number 7
5. Laugh
1) Go to google translate 2) translate "will justin bieber ever hit pu
1) Go to google translate
2) translate "will justin bieber ever hit puberty" from english to vietnamise
3) copy the translation and translate it back into english
4) laugh
5) thumbs up so people can see.
SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!
SometimEs all you can do IS LAUGH to keep youselfe FROM CRYING!!
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST H
Brief eines Bayern an die NASA
GREET GOD
I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE.
I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LI...
Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her h
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Caus...
Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her h
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Caus...
i couldn`t stop crying when you told me about her, but when i finally sa
i couldn`t stop crying when you told me about her, but when i finally saw her - i couldn`t stop laughing...
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me.
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A prett...
Boom-Boom, can you hear me? Calling out your name Boom-Boom, can you hea
Boom-Boom, can you hear me?
Calling out your name
Boom-Boom, can you hear me?
Calling out for you
Who am I? And if yes, how many?
What is the answer?
What if there isn't any?
Is it one or two
And when does now begin?
How long is temporary?
And is standing here a sin?
If nothing last forever,
Say, can I be nothing?
And if forever ends,
Will we dance the pain away?
Is this all there is,
Or is the...
miss Miss your laugh miss your smile miss your voice miss your eyes miss
miss
Miss your laugh
miss your smile
miss your voice
miss your eyes
miss your breath
miss your presence
miss your skin
miss your lips
miss the music
miss you in my life
You were a part of my life
Now you're gone
forever and ever
Yes, a long time did I feel good without you
but now I miss you
But anyway, we are here
The past was
the future will be
And at some point, these words for another that ...
his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his
his lips his lips i would kiss them all they if he let me, his laugh his laugh he hates but i think it´s so sexy, he's so beautiful and i tell him every day...
laughing the "brazilian"-way : aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs
laughing the "brazilian"-way  :  aijsdljdisajlsjksjkjkjmijkjakjs
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you�re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you�re no...
Oh her eyes, her eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining Her h
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
is stinky with all her trying
She's so awful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
Chorus: 
When I see your face
my middle finger starts to raise
Cause ...
smile and the whole world will smile with you :) laugh ..and they'll all
smile and the whole world will smile with you :)
laugh ..and they'll all think, you're on drugs ! :D
when you told me that you still love your ex i couldn’t stop crying, but
when you told me that you still love your ex i couldn’t stop crying, but when i saw her i couldn’t stop laughing and stopped immediately wanting you
BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO? LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit
BRAVO: Wie kommt ihr auf euren Bandnamen LMFAO?
LMFAO: Naja, ich hab mit meiner Oma gechattet & gesagt, dass wir uns Sexy Dudes (Sexy Typen) nennen wolln, dann hat sie mir LMFAO (Laughing my fucking Ass off) geschrieben..
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi
♥ Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live... ♥
♥ Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live...  ♥
Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 wa
Nur durch so schwule, völlig verkitschte Sprüche wie zum Beispiel "30 ways to make a girl laugh" werden Jungs zu Schwulen -.-
LOL = Lots Of Love (Viel Liebe) LOL = Laughing Out Loud (Lautes Lachen)
LOL = Lots Of Love (Viel Liebe)
LOL = Laughing Out Loud (Lautes Lachen)
LOL = Lots Of Laughing (Viel Lachen)
LOL = Lehrer Ohne Leben
I can see you’re sad Even when you smile Even when you laugh I can see i
I can see you’re sad
Even when you smile
Even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes
Deep inside, you wanna cry..♥3
EMINEM ♥
Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.
Laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live.
this is a hoizbrettl .. use it to hau special deppade leit ! ;DD live, l
this is a hoizbrettl .. use it to hau special deppade leit ! ;DD
live, love, laugh .. !
I hate you!I hate your smile,your laugh,your kiss,your hug,but most of a
I hate you!I hate your smile,your laugh,your kiss,your hug,but most of all,I hate that I don´t hate you...
83% die lol schreiben wissen nicht wofür lol steht. laughing out loud :D
83% die lol schreiben wissen nicht wofür lol steht.
laughing out loud :D
I love people who make me laugh, when i don't even want to smile.
I love people who make me laugh,
when i don't even want to smile.
[]single []taken []waiting on Justin Bieber [X] laughing at the 9million
[]single
[]taken
[]waiting on Justin Bieber
[X] laughing at the 9million girls who are going to die alone because they tickest the box above
saying "oh damn hes soo cool" just to laugh about it !
saying "oh damn hes soo cool" just to laugh about it !
Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining Her
Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day
Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me, "Do I look okay?" I say
When I see your face, there's not a thing that ...
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Of LMAO Laughing My Ass Of ;DDDDDD
LMFAO
Laughing My Fucking Ass Of 
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Of 
;DDDDDD
you laugh - you cry. you live - you die. you will - you won't. you feel
you laugh - you cry.
you live - you die.
you will - you won't.
you feel - and you don't.
ich wette, das die meisten leute nicht wissen, was "rofl" heißt.... Roli
ich wette, das die meisten leute nicht wissen, was "rofl" heißt....
Roling Over the Floor Laughing- Lachend über den Boden rollen :D
so, jetzt wissen sie's :D
LIIIIIIKEN ♥
Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on th
Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill Gates said, "Wha...
love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and be
love isn't in having sex and kissing. love is respecting trusting and believing in each other. someone who knows you like no one else.
you can cry with this person as well as you can laugh with her.
you can tell her everything.
Everytime you see this person it's like she's everything you ever wanted in life.
for you this person is the definition of love ♥


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