Disappointment Sprüche
Die 6 besten Sprüche über Disappointment!
Egal ob lustige Disappointmentsprüche oder Sprüche zum Thema Disappointment zum Nachdenken, hier werden Sie garantiert fündig. Entdecken Sie jetzt tolle Disappointmentsprüche sowie schöne Disappointmentspruchbilder zum Liken, Teilen und Weiterschicken!Haha, ich liebe es, sowas im Internet zu lesen: SMS-Gespräch: "i just had sex :D" "OMG LAYLA!!!! what about your purity ring? YOU PROMISED,YOU SWORE!!!!!! WHY? OMG OMG OMG LAYLA i'm very very very very very disappointed.... get home now, we have to talk." "mom? omg, omg, OMGGG!! don't worry, mom, i didn't have sex, I SWEAR!!!! it's a song, mommy, and it's named 'i just had sex', and i wanted 2 send it to jessica!!" "it's a very bad excuse, don't you know, layla? i don't know a song named 'i just had sex'. don't lie to me. GET HOME! i'm still angry!!" "of course it's a song! i swear, mom! it's by 'the lonely island' feat akon! believe me, mom! i don't lie!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!" "hahaha. a band named 'the lonely island'. IT ISN'T FUNNY, LAYLA AND I'M GETTING ANGRIER!!!!! i wanna see you at home!!!!!! STOP LYING!" "google it, mom, it's a song named 'i just had sex' by 'the lonely island feat. akon' AND JESSICA LISTENS TO IT ALL DAY! GOOGLE IT!!!" "oh..... i'm sorry.. a little embarassing.. i trust you, layla....."
„Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.“Mark Twain
"it was a great nite :*" "amy? OMG, check who got your sms >:( YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR SEX!!! my first sex i had with 26 years!! GET HOME NOW, WE HAVE TO TALK, I AM VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED!!!" "omg,mom? MOMMY?? f***, don't worry, it's just a song! a song named 'it was a great night/nite', i swear! ;)" "oh.... okay...i'm sorry.." "OMG, BABE, i just told my mom i had a great nite with u! a stupid mistake.. she was very angry.. AND SHE TOLD ME, SHE HAD THE FIRST TIME SEX WHEN SHE WAS 26!!!!! hahaha, i can't understand, why... ;) i showed u old photos of her, didn't i? fuck, she was very ugly, i'm glad i don't look like her!!! omg, but i told her 'it was a great nite' is a song, haha, and she believed me!^^ and our nite was really great, i just wanted 2 let ya know :*" "IT'S STILL YOUR MOM!" "fuck, i'm sorry mom.. and u aren't ugly! hummm..." "get home, i'll kill ya -.-"
Haha, ich liebe es, sowas im Internet zu lesen: SMS-Gespräch: "i just had sex :D" "OMG LAYLA!!!! what about your purity ring? YOU PROMISED,YOU SWORE!!!!!! WHY? OMG OMG OMG LAYLA i'm very very very very very disappointed.... get home now, we have to talk." "mom? omg, omg, OMGGG!! don't worry, mom, i didn't have sex, I SWEAR!!!! it's a song, mommy, and it's named 'i just had sex', and i wanted 2 send it to jessica!!" "it's a very bad excuse, don't you know, layla? i don't know a song named 'i just had sex'. don't lie to me. GET HOME! i'm still angry!!" "of course it's a song! i swear, mom! it's by 'the lonely island' feat akon! believe me, mom! i don't lie!!!! I'M A VIRGIN!!" "hahaha. a band named 'the lonely island'. IT ISN'T FUNNY, LAYLA AND I'M GETTING ANGRIER!!!!! i wanna see you at home!!!!!! STOP LYING!" "google it, mom, it's a song named 'i just had sex' by 'the lonely island feat. akon' AND JESSICA LISTENS TO IT ALL DAY! GOOGLE IT!!!" "oh..... i'm sorry.. a little embarrassing.. i trust you, layla....."
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain -