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  • sitiing on the computer isnt good for you! -Im reading a book -.- really what kind of book? :)) -faceBOOK i dont know this book but you're reading a book thats great - :D

  • I Love you Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you, I want to say that I love you. I just love so much that words can´t say. So much that it hurts me ,cause I can´t have you ever. Because you and me aren´t made to be together we made to be best friends and that is hurting me every day , Every moment, Every time I think about you. I now all that so I have to cry with every word I am saying but I can´t false the truth cause I can´t lay . So just for now I´am sitting here and cry. I cry because Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you I now we are just friends. Friends for ever but we won´t be together ever Because you don’t love me Any day, Any moment, Any time you think about me. You will never love me But I will love you forever nut I never tell anyone I will watch when you have you first girlfriend I will watch when you merry your wife I will watch when you first kind get born I will be there when you´re sad I will be forever there Because I love you and you don´t now because you were to blind in every moment of your live Avery day, Every moment, Every time you thought about me , YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FOR SURE But it wasn´t If I haven’t loved you I would have my on live and you would never ever had a such good fried. When you read this (but you shouldn´t) than think about it was it for sure ? Have you ever realized What I´ve done for YOU ??? But I love you just the way you are

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate that you're not around, and the fact you didn't call. But mostly I hate it that I can't hate you not even close not even a little bit not even at all. ♥

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • Für Leute mit Liebeskummer! James Morrison - I won't let you go. Coldplay - The Scientist. Ron Rope - A drop in the ocean. 4Tune - Miss you. Bruno Mars - Talking to the moon. Bruno Mars - Who is. Bruno Mars - All she knows. Adele - Someone like you. Evanescence - My Immortal. Jason Walker - Cry. Jason Walker - Down. One Republic - All we are. Professor Green - Read all about. Katy Perry - The one got away. Alles schöne Lieder zum Nachdenken. ♥

  • Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung stellt die Stichfrage, die da lautet: "Schaffen Sie es, innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort "Timbuktu" zu reimen?" Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Geistliche vor das Publikum und stellt sein Werk vor: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." Das Publikum ist begeistert und wähnt den Kirchenmann bereits als den sicheren Sieger. Doch da tritt der australische Schafhirte vor und dichtet: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two..."

  • Ein Pilger und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einer Quizshow gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der Fragerunde steht es unentschieden und der Moderator der Sendung stellt folgende Stichfrage: Schaffen Sie es innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort "Timbuktu" zu reimen? Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Pilger vor : " I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." . Das Publikum ist begeistert, dooch da tritt der australische Schafhirte vor und dichtet : " When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two! " Wers checkt unds lustig findet drückt "gefällt mir"! :D

  • Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es immer noch unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung muss eine Stichfrage stellen. Sie lautet: "Sieger ist, wer innerhalb von 5 Minuten ein orginelles, mehrzeiliges Gedicht verfasst, dass sich auf "Timbuktu" reimen muss. Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt als Erster der Geistliche vor das Publikum und stellt sein Werk vor: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." Das Publikum ist begeistert und wähnt den Kirchenmann bereits als den sicheren Sieger. Doch da tritt der australische Schafhirte vor und spricht ins Mikrofon: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two..."

  • i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut you hair, i hate the way you drive my car, i hate it when you stare. i hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind, i hate you so much it makes me sick. it even makes me rhime.i hate the way you always right. i hate it when you lie. i hate when you make me lought, even worse when you make me cry. i hate it when you not around and the fact you didn't call. but mostly i hate the way i don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all...

  • When I'm 80 years old, and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me: "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always." - Alan Rickman

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, But it's home to me and I walk alone. I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one and I walk alone. I walk alone. I walk alone. I walk alone. I walk up My shadow's the only one that walks beside me, My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating. Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. 'Til then I walk alone. Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind. On the borderline of the edge And where I walk alone. Read between the lines of What's fucked up and everything`s all right. Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive and I walk alone. I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk up My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating. Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I'll walk alone. Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah Ahhh-Ah Ah-Ah Ah-Ah I walk alone I walk up I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of broken dreams Where the city sleeps And I'm the only one and I walk alone. My shadow's the only one that walks beside me. My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating. Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. 'Til then I'll walk alone.

  • you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever

  • You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. Ever.

  • I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you�re always right, I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you�re not around, and the fact that you didn�t call. But mostly I hate the way I don�t hate you, not even close� not even a little bit� not even at all.

  • Englisch Ich melde mich. Lehrerin: Yes, please? Ich(Lösung): The Restaurant has been cleaned. Lehrerin: can you Read it again? Ich: The Restaurant has been cleaned! Lehrerin: Again but louder. Ich: THEE REEESTAAAUUURAAANT HAAAAAAAS BEEN CLEEEEEAAAAAANEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -.-'

  • I'm not a mind reader, but i'm reading the signs..<3
  • 100 People i hate on Facebook: People who have the new profile People who still have the old profile People who are always on Facebook People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in People who check-in People who have a birthday today People who friend everybody People who only friend people they know well People who friend me. People who share their travel plans by listing the airport codes of the two cities separated by a little arrow. Goto —> hell People who think it's about the journey People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback People who think elaborating on a joke is the same as making a joke People who complain about their relationships People who try convince us their relationships are totally awesome People who change their relationship status before telling me their relationship status has changed People who "like" my wife (keep your thumbs-up away from my woman) People who announce they're going to be offline for awhile People who play Farmville People who complain about people who play Farmville without first seeing how irritating it is for themselves People you who regularly tag you in their photo albums when it's clearly a good photo of them and a bad photo of you People who share party photos with people who weren't invited to the party People who post personal messages publicly ("Great seeing you last night!") Attractive people who aggressively share photos People who post happy messages in the morning People who are selling something People who use Facebook to promote their company People who use it for personal reasons People who use it for political reasons People who are overly enthusiastic about my updates People who ignore my updates People who share articles I've already seen People who share articles I might have otherwise missed People who comment on the Facebook blurb about an article without actually reading the article People who never comment about anything People who post their tweets to Facebook People who focus on superficial things People who use Facebook to discus anything of meaning People who post mysterious status updates in an effort to get others to comment: "OMG, what do you mean? Everything OK?" People who comment: "OMG, what do you mean?" People who respond to rhetorical statements People who just changed their profile photo People who were hot as hell in seventh grade but who never share any current photos (and never apologize for ignoring you in Junior High) People who were ugly in junior high and resent those who at least were attractive for a while People who see child abuse as a serious problem and then who think: "Maybe a cartoon avatar would help?" People to whom I am clearly superior but who think I should make the first friending move Inferior People who dare to send a friend request People who in 2007 said, "Facebook has peaked, what's the next thing?" People who are too old for this stuff People who are too young for this stuff People who think they're the first ones to say, "I wish FB had a hate button." People who are overly nice People who share joy People who I've known since childhood People I just met. People who complain People with ugly kid photos People whose kids are more photogenic than mine People who try to chat even though we haven't seen each other for five years People who try to chat even though we talk everyday People who try to chat People who go offline when I try to chat with them People who poke me. People who wish me happy birthday on Facebook People who don't People who see you in person and then repeat the same story they already posted to Facebook and then just stand there until you say, "OK, like." People who post what they just ate or anything about their digestive system People who share their exercise routine People who share their schedule People who share People who try to be clever People who try to be funny People with the best of intentions People who are thoughtful People who type before thinking People who complain about changes made to Facebook People who passively agree to changes on Facebook People who refuse to use Facebook because everyone else is using it People who use the @ sign even though that only works on another site People who think "I made some changes to my profile page" is a valid answer to the question: "What did you do today?" People you don't know comment on photos of your family members People who ask favors People who share that they are sick, feel good, can't sleep or just woke up People who post about the weather People who mention anything related to Burning Man People who share stuff that everyone in the world has already seen, get no response, and then share it again People who aren't sure about a joke they want to make and so they preface it with: "Overheard:" People who use the phrase "note to self" anywhere other than in the silent privacy of their own mind People who write wonderful things about their new boyfriend even though we can all see that the dude is a chump and the same person will be writing terrible things about him in a few months and then expecting us to be surprised and supportive People who think mentioning something about Darfur is going to somehow benefit the People in Darfur because every little bit counts People who can't accept that not all cats are cute and/or interesting People who believe that you'll be happy about their good fortune People who are wildly uninteresting and painfully unfunny yet have a lot more friends than I do People who write the phrase: "Um...OK" People who post song lyrics People who share YouTube videos that have already been viewed 400 million times People who make snarky comments about Sarah Palin People who are Sarah Palin People who stay on Facebook even though they hate everyone on it People who use Friendster

  • A: "Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my pokerface... B: " Alter, halt die Fresse wir spiele Rommé !"

  • YOU know what is beautiful? Read the 1st Word Again! ♥
  • wehn you das hier read dann are du cool (H) BUT wenn du the text not lesen tust dann are du uncool (N) :(

  • !bored be must you, this read to trying you're if (now read it backwards)
  • i'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again
  • A: GaGa was machst du? Lady GaGa: Just Dance A: OMG was hast du da im Gesicht Lady GaGa: you can't read my Pokerface A: Was sollen wir machen?? Lady GaGa: let's play a Lovegame A: Ach komm schon da sind zu viele Leute mit Kameras Lady GaGa: Paparazzi A: Was ist mit unserer Beziehung Lady GaGa: you and me could be a Bad Romance A: Na toll... ich geh dann ich ruf dich heut Mittag mal an Lady GaGa: stop thelephoning me A: Stefani was hast du denn?? Lady GaGa: Don't call my Name Don't call my Name... Alejandro A: ach du warst schon immer verrückt Lady GaGa: i was Born this way A: liebst du mich oder jemand anderes? Lady GaGa: I'm still in love with Judas, baby

  • THIS CAT IS CAT HOW CAT YOU CAT KEEP CAT AN CATIDIOT CAT BUSY CAT FOR CAT THIRTY CAT SECONDS CAT Now read it without reading cat Like ít ;)

  • the awkward moment, when you read that a Schlampe join groups like "Eine richtige Frau lässt nur 1 Mann ran"

  • ‘Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read. (Mark Twain)

  • Bruno Mars hatte eine Granade und Taio Cruz ein Dynamite. Sie warfen beides auf Katy Perry, sodass ein großes Firework entstand. Durch den Knall waren die Black Eyed Peas so verwirrt, dass sie The Time vergaßen und Rihanna war so erschrocken gewesen, dass sie im Kreis rannte und schrie What's my Name. Far East Movement fühlten sich Like A G6 und als Nelly aufwachte, wusste er, dass alles Just A Dream war! im kleiderschrank von katy perry lag noch eine puppe, die aussah wie ein neugeborenes, so sang justin bieber 'baby baby baby oh baby baby baby' und eminem schrie 'but tonight, i'm cleaning out my closet!'. die feuerwehr schickte apollo 3 ins haus, denn die sangen laut 'du hast, du hast, du hast das zeug zum superhelden, superheldeeeeen', aber die scheiterten. lady gaga stand teilnahmslos am straßenrand, ihre emotionen waren kaum zu erkennen, denn you cant read her pokerface. katy perry flüchtete mit marteria nach japan, denn er sang 'ich bin so schön verstrahlt', also suchten sie zuflucht in fukushima. als sie im block 3 ankamen trafen sie auf sido, der lauthals gröhlte 'meine straße, mein bezirk, mein viertel, mein block', sie nahmen ihn mit. auf ihrem weg in den reaktor trafen sie auf 50cent, der ihnen sagte 'ill take you to the candyshop' und so entkamen sie der atomaren katastrophe, zum abschluss sang michael jackson noch 'we are the world, we are the children'.

  • Boy: Baby, we need to talk.Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving.. Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away. Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here. Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away. Girl: I can't believe this. Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up) Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad. Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go. Boy: Would you run away with me? Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me! Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess.. Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on. Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now. Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park. Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes. (They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.) Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go. Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.) Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go. Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.) (They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her) It says... "Erica, You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye. - Ricardo" ( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. ) ... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....Friend: How are you feeling? Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me. Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something... Girl: Umm.. okay. (She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.) It says: "Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Always Bitch = Baby Will not = will .... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo" Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am! ( Erica turns the TV on. ) [Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says. ( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ) ... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.

  • :@ when the teacher come to the class room and read for us the chemistry i want to shot her faceee with a gun and threw her buddy from the window ;)

  • It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. (Thomas Jefferson)

  • Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. (Will Rogers)

  • A book worth reading is worth buying. (John Ruskin)

  • When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me: "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always!"

  • Sometimes I do not understand my friends. I wish I could read the thoughts, if they have something, they do not say anything. Talk with me, please. Say what you were thinking. I am right beside you. I want to help you. :)

  • You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly. You can't please annyone. Ever!

  • PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE ONE YOU LOVE.NOU YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS SO DON'T STOP. THIS IS REALLY FREAKY!!! 1)say your name 10 times 2)say your mom's name 5 times 3)say your crushes name 3 times 4)paste this on 4 other quizes.if you do this your crush will kiss you on the nearest friday. if you don't do this after reading tis you will get bad luck send this this to 4 other quizzes in 143 minutes when done press F6 and the name of your crush will appear on the screen in big letters

  • Dr. Kelso: Dr. Read, Sie waren 4 Jahre auf dem College und 4 Jahre haben sie Medizin Studiert. Also kann ich davon ausgehen dass sie mindestens 8 Jahre alt sind. (=HI
  • chu know what? people in these days dont understand the word love anymore -.- like everyone tells everyone they like, that they love them. and who cares about love when you have a super hot boyfriend or girlfriend?? what the fuck is wrong with these people in this moment??? like, would most of the people with a bf or gf even care if she or he dies? NO. and actually there are more things i want to tell yew guyz, but i guess most of the people who aare going to read this, would think: wtf? like i dont have the friggin idea what that chicks talking bout! and that could be someone who is the same as those people who dont understand Love! ..ok i dont really find the right words, so let me write this down this way.: like, i would die for my boyfriend, and he means the whole world... well more than that to me♥, well now you should know what truee love is! and there are more people who are dumb: like people who say their bf/gf they love him/her and would do anything for her/him. or would die for him/her, but actually dont really love them. like they just think they love their bf/gf but actually dont. and in case a person like that would be reading this, that person would probably go like this: well i loooove my bf/gf, like were born for eachother! hahhaaaaa liar!! well theres more, but i guess yewr bored by now, motherfucker xP you peobably had never found your true love ;P keep searching, youll never find the right person, as long as you dont understand love :P and really quick: if you really fall in love woth a person, you usually shouldnt care ybout the age and gender!!!! like, most people who understand love are usually gay, lesb. or bi. aka. almost every straight person doesnt understand love, and im very VERY mad bout that!!!! k, gtg, bubyee xoxo, Anna A.

  • EVERY girl is beautiful.yes,even you,the one who's reading this. ;)

  • Lehrer: "Please read it out" Schüler: "No, it's wrong" Lehrer: "Read it out" Schüler: "No, it's wrong !! -.- " Lehrer: "But why is it wrong ? " Schüler: "Boah ey...it is halt wrong was is denn daran so schwer zu verstehen ?! -.-' Ich hasse solche Lehrer >.< -.-'

  • Dear whoever is reading this, please don't forget to smile today! (:

  • ACHTUNG, BEVOR YOU READ DAS: BE WARNED, DASS ES IN DENGLISH GESCHRIEBEN IS: Ich will jetzt really mal Urlaub! Einfach in den Zug setzen und far, far away fahren. Irgendwo in the middle of Nirgendwo. Und am besten mit ein paar very, very guten friends, mit denen man sich so richtig gut amuse kann. Ein par days to the Bodensee in einem ...kind of Hostel, oder in einem tent auf einem Campinglatz; vielleicht aber auch in eine größere City mit many Weggehmöglichkeiten für den evening. A lot of Palmen und einen long, white Sandstrand würde ich auch nicht verachten.. But was kann frau schon tun, wenn das money knapp und die holidays noch nicht in Sicht sind? Sometimes wünschte ich, das life wäre a little bisschen unkomplizierter.

  • I am Gay, have a problem with it? well IDGAF! (if you guys cant read, it says I Dont Give A Fuck!)
  • Have you ever just sat there and read old coversations just because you miss that person so much and you're not strong enough to tell them?
  • Harry Potter and Ron and Hermine get punished by Snape... Snape :Alright then...I actually never wanted to use anything that on students...but you don't leave me any choice... Harry,Ron and Hermine: What do we have to do? Snape:YOU HAVE TO READ TWILIGHT!!! ...That day Harry,Ron and Hermine leave Hogwards and the Twilight Books get locked up in the chamber of secrets again...;-)

  • dear whoever is reading this, don't forget to smile today.=)

  • Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung stellt die Stichfrage, die da lautet: Schaffen Sie es, innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort Timbuktu zu reimen? Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Geistliche vor das Publikum und stellt sein Werk vor: I was a father all my life, had no children, had no wife. I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu. Das Publikum ist begeistert und wähnt den Kirchenmann bereits als den sicheren Sieger. Doch da tritt der australische Schafhirte vor und dichtet: When Tim and I to Brisbane went we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three but we were two so I booked one and Tim booked two.

  • Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about me.
  • You know whats beautiful ? Read the first word again :)
  • Turn me on.Fever.Without you.Louder put your hands up. Titanium. Nothing but the beat. Little bad girl. Sweat. Baby when the lights go out. Where them girls at. Life of a superstar. Where is the dance. Sexy bitch.Freak. Gettin' over. How soon is now. Grr. If we ever. Louder than words. Toyfriend. Love is gone. Metromusic. Missin' you. Read your mind. Paris. Glasgow. Revolver. Sound of letting go. When love takes over. Who's that chick.♥ Einfach bester DJ ever! *-*

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I Love you Every day, Every moment, Every time I think about you, I want
I Love you
Every day,
Every moment,
Every time I think about you,
I want to say that I love you.
I just love so much that words can´t say.
So much that it hurts me ,cause I can´t have you ever.
Because you and me aren´t made to be together we made to be best friends and that is hurting me every day ,
Every moment,
Every time I think about you.
I now all that so I have to cry with every word I a...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive your car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me ryhme. I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you  make me cry. I hate that you're n...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it wh...
Für Leute mit Liebeskummer! James Morrison - I won't let you go. Coldpla
Für Leute mit Liebeskummer!
James Morrison - I won't let you go.
Coldplay - The Scientist.
Ron Rope - A drop in the ocean.
4Tune - Miss you.
Bruno Mars - Talking to the moon.
Bruno Mars - Who is.
Bruno Mars - All she knows.
Adele - Someone like you.
Evanescence - My Immortal.
Jason Walker - Cry.
Jason Walker - Down.
One Republic - All we are.
Professor Green - Read all about.
Katy Perry - The o...
Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz g
Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung stellt die Stichfrage, die da lautet: "Schaffen Sie es, innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort "Timbuktu" zu reimen?"
Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Geistliche vor das Publ...
Ein Pilger und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einer Quizshow ge
Ein Pilger und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einer Quizshow gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der Fragerunde steht es unentschieden und der Moderator der Sendung stellt folgende Stichfrage: Schaffen Sie es innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort "Timbuktu" zu reimen?
Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Pilger vor :
" I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bibl...
Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz g
Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an.
Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es immer noch unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung muss eine Stichfrage stellen.
Sie lautet:
"Sieger ist, wer innerhalb von 5 Minuten ein orginelles, mehrzeiliges Gedicht verfasst, dass sich auf "Timbuktu" reimen muss.
Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurü...
i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut you hair, i hate the w
i hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut you hair, i hate the way you drive my car, i hate it when you stare. i hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind, i hate you so much it makes me sick. it even makes me rhime.i hate the way you always right. i hate it when you lie. i hate when you make me lought, even worse when you make me cry. i hate it when you not around an...
When I'm 80 years old, and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading
When I'm 80 years old, and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me: "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always." - Alan Rickman
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right, I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're n...
I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known. Don't know wh
I walk a lonely road.
The only one that I have ever known.
Don't know where it goes,
But it's home to me and I walk alone.
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone.
I walk alone.
I walk alone.
I walk alone.
I walk up
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me,
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating.
Some...
You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an
You eat, you're fat.you don't ear, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smo...
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you�re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you�re no...
you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an
you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smo...
Englisch Ich melde mich. Lehrerin: Yes, please? Ich(Lösung): The Restaur
Englisch
Ich melde mich. Lehrerin:
Yes, please?
Ich(Lösung): The Restaurant has been cleaned.
Lehrerin: can you Read it again?
Ich: The Restaurant has been cleaned!
Lehrerin: Again but louder.
Ich: THEE REEESTAAAUUURAAANT HAAAAAAAS BEEN CLEEEEEAAAAAANEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-.-'
I'm not a mind reader, but i'm reading the signs..
I'm not a mind reader, but i'm reading the signs..
100 People i hate on Facebook: People who have the new profile People wh
100 People i hate on Facebook:
People who have the new profile
People who still have the old profile
People who are always on Facebook
People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in
People who check-in
People who have a birthday today
People who friend everybody
People who only friend people they know well
People who friend me.
People who share their travel plans by l...
A: "Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my pokerface... B: "
A: "Can't read my, can't read my
No  he can't read my pokerface...
B: " Alter, halt die Fresse wir spiele Rommé !"
YOU know what is beautiful? Read the 1st Word Again! ♥
YOU know what is beautiful? Read the 1st Word Again! ♥
!bored be must you, this read to trying you're if (now read it backward
!bored be must you, this read to trying you're if (now read it backwards)
i'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again
i'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again
wehn you das hier read dann are du cool (H) BUT wenn du the text not les
wehn you das hier read dann are du cool (H)
BUT wenn du the text not lesen tust dann are du uncool (N) :(
A: GaGa was machst du? Lady GaGa: Just Dance A: OMG was hast du da im Ge
A: GaGa was machst du?
Lady GaGa: Just Dance
A: OMG was hast du da im Gesicht
Lady GaGa: you can't read my Pokerface
A: Was sollen wir machen??
Lady GaGa: let's play a Lovegame
A: Ach komm schon da sind zu viele Leute mit Kameras
Lady GaGa: Paparazzi
A: Was ist mit unserer Beziehung
Lady GaGa: you and me could be a Bad Romance
A: Na toll... ich geh dann ich ruf dich heut Mittag mal an
Lady GaGa...
THIS CAT IS CAT HOW CAT YOU CAT KEEP CAT AN CAT IDIOT CAT BUSY CAT FOR C
THIS CAT
IS CAT
HOW CAT
YOU CAT
KEEP CAT
AN CAT
IDIOT CAT
BUSY CAT
FOR CAT
THIRTY CAT
SECONDS CAT
Now read it without reading cat 
Like ít ;)
sitiing on the computer isnt good for you! -Im reading a book -.- really
sitiing on the computer isnt good for you!
-Im reading a book -.-
really what kind of book? :))
-faceBOOK
i dont know this book but you're reading a book thats great
- :D
the awkward moment, when you read that a Schlampe join groups like "Eine
the awkward moment, when you read that a Schlampe join groups like "Eine richtige Frau lässt nur 1 Mann ran"
Bruno Mars hatte eine Granade und Taio Cruz ein Dynamite. Sie warfen bei
Bruno Mars hatte eine Granade und Taio Cruz ein Dynamite. Sie warfen beides auf Katy Perry, sodass ein großes Firework entstand. Durch den Knall waren die Black Eyed Peas so verwirrt, dass sie The Time vergaßen und Rihanna war so erschrocken gewesen, dass sie im Kreis rannte und schrie What's my Name. Far East Movement fühlten sich Like A G6 und als Nelly aufwachte, wusste er, dass alles Just A...
:@ when the teacher come to the class room and read for us the chemistry
:@ when the teacher come to the class room and read for us the chemistry i want to shot her faceee with a gun and threw her buddy from the window ;)
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. (Th
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. (Thomas Jefferson)
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. (Will Rogers)
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. (Will Rogers)
‘Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read. (Mark Twain)
‘Classic.’ A book which people praise and don’t read. (Mark Twain)
Boy: Baby, we need to talk. Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean? Boy: Someth
Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there?
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, ...
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE O
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS.YOU WILL BE
KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE
ONE YOU LOVE.NOU YOU'VE STARTED READING
THIS SO DON'T STOP.
THIS IS REALLY FREAKY!!!
1)say your name 10 times
2)say your mom's name 5 times
3)say your crushes name 3 times
4)paste this on 4 other quizes.if you
do this your crush will kiss you on the
nearest friday. if you don't do this after
reading tis you will get bad luck...
A book worth reading is worth buying. (John Ruskin)
A book worth reading is worth buying. (John Ruskin)
When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading H
When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me: "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always!"
Sometimes I do not understand my friends. I wish I could read the though
Sometimes I do not understand my friends.
I wish I could read the thoughts, if they have something, they do not say anything. Talk with me, please.
Say what you were thinking. I am right beside you.
I want to help you. :)
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don...
chu know what? people in these days dont understand the word love anymor
chu know what? people in these days dont understand the word love anymore -.-  like everyone tells everyone they like, that they love them. and who cares about love when you have a super hot boyfriend or girlfriend?? what the fuck is wrong with these people in this moment???  like, would most of the people with a bf or gf even care if she or he dies? NO. and actually there are more things i wan...
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Read, Sie waren 4 Jahre auf dem College und 4 Jahre haben
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Read, Sie waren 4 Jahre auf dem College und 4 Jahre haben sie Medizin Studiert. Also kann ich davon ausgehen dass sie mindestens 8 Jahre alt sind.
(=HI
Lehrer: "Please read it out" Schüler: "No, it's wrong" Lehrer: "Read it
Lehrer: "Please read it out"
Schüler: "No, it's wrong"
Lehrer: "Read it out"
Schüler: "No, it's wrong !! -.- "
Lehrer: "But why is it wrong ? "
Schüler: "Boah ey...it is halt wrong was is denn  daran so schwer zu verstehen ?! -.-'
Ich hasse solche Lehrer >.< -.-'
EVERY girl is beautiful.yes,even you,the one who's reading this. ;)
EVERY girl is beautiful.yes,even you,the one who's reading this. ;)
Dear whoever is reading this, please don't forget to smile today! (:
Dear whoever is reading this, please don't forget to smile today! (:
ACHTUNG, BEVOR YOU READ DAS: BE WARNED, DASS ES IN DENGLISH GESCHRIEBEN
ACHTUNG, BEVOR YOU READ DAS: BE WARNED, DASS ES IN DENGLISH GESCHRIEBEN IS:
Ich will jetzt really mal Urlaub! Einfach in den Zug setzen und far, far away fahren. Irgendwo in the middle of Nirgendwo. Und am besten mit ein paar very, very guten friends, mit denen man sich so richtig gut amuse kann. Ein par days to the Bodensee in einem ...kind of Hostel, oder in einem tent auf einem Campinglatz; ...
I am Gay, have a problem with it? well IDGAF! (if you guys cant read, it
I am Gay, have a problem with it?
well IDGAF!
(if you guys cant read, it says I Dont Give A Fuck!)
Have you ever just sat there and read old coversations just because you
Have you ever just sat there and read old coversations just because you miss that person so much and you're not strong enough to tell them?
Harry Potter and Ron and Hermine get punished by Snape... Snape :Alright
Harry Potter and Ron and Hermine get punished by Snape...
Snape :Alright then...I actually never wanted to use anything that on students...but you don't leave me any choice...
Harry,Ron and Hermine: What do we have to do?
Snape:YOU HAVE TO READ TWILIGHT!!!
...That day Harry,Ron and Hermine leave Hogwards and the Twilight Books get locked up in the chamber of secrets again...;-)
dear whoever is reading this, don't forget to smile today.=)
dear whoever is reading this, don't forget to smile today.=)
Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz g
Ein Geistlicher und ein australischer Schafhirte treten bei einem Quiz gegeneinander an. Nach Ablauf der regulären Fragerunde steht es unentschieden, und der Moderator der Sendung stellt die Stichfrage, die da lautet:
Schaffen Sie es, innerhalb von 5 Minuten einen Vers auf das Wort Timbuktu zu reimen?
Die beiden Kandidaten ziehen sich zurück. Nach 5 Minuten tritt der Geistliche vor das Publikum...
Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about m
Sometimes I wish I could read your mind to find out how you feel about me.
You know whats beautiful ? Read the first word again :)
You know whats beautiful ?
 Read the first word again :)


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