i love you more than... ...spongebob lovey jellyfish. ...sandy loves karate. ...mr. krabs loves money. & squadward loves his clarinet. baby i need you like plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula. ♥

you eat, you're fat.you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic.you don't drink, you're a pussy.you read,you're a nerd.you don't read you're stupid.you tell a secret,you're an attention seeker.you don't tell a secret,you're a secret, you're attention seeking.you let someone in,you're easy.you don't let someone in,you're too uptigh.you smoke, you think you're cool.you don't smoke, you're a loser.you've had sex, you're a slut.you haven't had sex,you're a frigid little bitch.you wear make up, you're a slag.you don't wear make up,you're ugly. You can't please anyone. ever

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way, I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me No way, no way, you know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend ♥ Wer manchmal auch so denkt büdde LIKEN !! ;)

Ein Mann namens Roy Raymond möchte Desous für seine Frau kaufen, jedoch ist es ihm peinlich in ein entsprechendes Geschäft zu gehen. Also kommt ihm die Idee ein eigenes seriöses Unterwäschegeschäft zu eröffnen, in dem man sich nicht wie ein Perverser fühlt. Er bekommt einen Kredit über 40.000$ von der Bank, leiht sich weitere 40.000$ von seinen Schwiegereltern, eröffnet einen ersten Shop und nennt ihn Victoria's Secret. Im ersten Jahr macht er eine halbe Millionen Dollar Umsatz. Er eröffnet drei weitere Shops und nach fünf Jahren verkauft er das Unternehmen für vier Millionen Dollar. Zwei Jahre später hat Victoria's Secret einen Marktwert von 500 Millionen Dollar und Roy Raymond springt von der Golden Gate Bridge.

I'm not lovin' you the way I wanted to, See I wanna move but can't escape from you So I keep it low, keep a secret code, So everybody else don't have to know, So keep your love locked down - KANYE WEST

What really happened in the Garden of Eden...The untold story. One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God… „Lord, I have a problem!“ „What’s the problem, Eve?“ „Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.“ „Why is that Eve?“ came the reply from above. „Lord, I am lonley. And I’m sick to death of apples.“ „Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.“ „What’s a man, Lord?“ „This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious, all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you’ve being complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He’ll be witless and will revel in childish things fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your advice tot hink properly.“ „Sounds great“, says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.“What’s the catch, Lord?“ „Yeah, well… you can have hin on one condition.“ „What’s that Lord?“ „As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first… So, just remember… it’s our secret… woman-to-woman.“

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You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut. You haven't had sex, you're a frigid little bitch. You wear make up, you're a slag. You don't wear make up, you're ugly. You can't please annyone. Ever!