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  • Do you speak english? -Yes -Name? - Abdul al-Rhasib -Sex? -Three to five times a week. -No, no...I mean male or female? -Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't it hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast..

  • Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my english is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun my lovely mister singing club mein lieber herr gesangsverein come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks there my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge tell me nothing from the horse erzähl mir keinen vom pferd it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei everything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild now you look but silly out of the clothes Jetzt schaust Du aber dumm aus der Wäsche ..

  • You know my English is not the yellow of the egg but it goes and so I was in England! First I tought I break together and belived me treats a horse because i saw a man that had a circle-walk-together-break and I thought he died. So I said:"Oh I think I spider! Goes you good?!" But an Ill-car came and got him away. I said him : "I wish you what!" So I went to a restaurante and first ordered like this:" I become a ruler-egg please!" The man laught and i was fox devils wild that I screamed:"¥ou are me perhaps one, you're so for the cat!"and i run away. After this a light goes me open and I went back to Germany as I was there a realy big stone fall from my heart! :D

  • Englisch - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my english is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun my lovely mister singing club mein lieber herr gesangsverein come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks there my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge tell me nothing from the horse erzähl mir keinen vom pferd it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei everything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild now you look but silly out of the clothes Jetzt schaust Du aber dumm aus der Wäsche ..

  • When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliless caused that rihanna became a retard , so she don't no her name. Now she keeps saying Oh na na What's My Name? Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream!:DD

  • "When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away!  So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliless caused that rihanna became a retard , so she don't no her name. Now she keeps saying Oh na na What's My Name? Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream!" :D

  • When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework and Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Now Rihanna is the Only Girl in the World which made Lady Gaga Just Dance. Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream.

  • Someone at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a we...ek. ......- No no, I mean male or female? - Male, Female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast!

  • digidigdigidig :D .. voice of a horse which is riding :D
  • Forget a prince with a horse, I WANT A VAMPIRE WITH A VOLVO
  • Forget the prince with his horse. I want a vampire in a Volvo.
  • JUSTIN BIEBER SAID: im having a BABY BRUNO MARS threw a GRENADE at him for bieng gay LADY GAGA went to a TELEPHONE and called ALEJANDRO for help TAYLOR SWIFT went to go get him on a WHITE HORSE and KANYE WEST was still HEARTLESS for wat he did to taylor soon after that RIHANNA still doesnt remeber her name for wat chris did to her so she goes around in the street saying WHATS MY NAME so CHRIS comes to her trying to give her a KISS KIS then NELLY wakes up and says it was JUST A DREAM :D

  • Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo !
  • When Kesha went? to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a? Grenade? which? made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say? OMG and then he? exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away? on? a horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl? In? The World. The loneliless caused that rihanna became a retard , so? she don't? no her name. Now she keeps saying Oh na na What's? My Name? Nelly soon? woke up? saying it was Just a Dream! XD

  • one one was a race horse two two was one too one one won one race two two won one too :DD
  • If you don't love Horses, you don't love me ♥

  • "Forget the Prince with a horse, I want a Vampire with a Volvo" - Unknown ♥ xD
  • You can have my boyfriend but stay away from my horse ;)
  • digidigdigidigdig < the voice of a horse , which is riding :D
  • A: Sind 'The White Horse' schon da? B: Sie heißen 'The Black Pony' :D
  • scheiß auf horse-man-SHIT und Pferdeflüsterer ;)

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Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich vers
Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch
I understand just train-station
ich versteh nur bahnhof
sorry, my english is under all pig
entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller
sau
I think I spider
ich glaub ich spinne
the devil will i do
den teufel werd ich tun
my lovely mister singing club
mein lieber herr gesangsverein
come on...jump over your shadow
komm schon...spring über deinen schatten
you walk m...
Do you speak english? -Yes -Name? - Abdul al-Rhasib -Sex? -Three to five
Do you speak english?
-Yes
-Name?
- Abdul al-Rhasib
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast..
You know my English is not the yellow of the egg but it goes and so I wa
You know my English is not the yellow of the egg but it goes and so I was in England! First I tought I break together and belived me treats a horse because i saw a man that had a circle-walk-together-break and I thought he died. So I said:"Oh I think I spider! Goes you good?!" But an Ill-car came and got him away. I said him : "I wish you what!" So I went to a restaurante and first ordered like...
Englisch - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnh
Englisch - Deutsch
I understand just train-station
ich versteh nur bahnhof
sorry, my english is under all pig
entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller
sau
I think I spider
ich glaub ich spinne
the devil will i do
den teufel werd ich tun
my lovely mister singing club
mein lieber herr gesangsverein
come on...jump over your shadow
komm schon...spring über deinen schatten
you walk me animally on...
When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made
When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliless caused that rihanna became a retard , so she don't no her name. Now sh...
"When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made
"When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away!  So Rihanna became the Only Girl In The World. The loneliless caused that rihanna became a retard , so she don't no her name. Now s...
When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Ka
When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework and Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Now Rihanna is the Only Girl in the World which made Lady Gaga Just Dance. Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream.
Someone at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to fiv
Someone at the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a we...ek.
......- No no, I mean male or female?
- Male, Female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast!
digidigdigidig :D .. voice of a horse which is riding :D
digidigdigidig :D .. voice of a horse which is riding :D
Forget a prince with a horse, I WANT A VAMPIRE WITH A VOLVO
Forget a prince with a horse, I WANT A VAMPIRE WITH A VOLVO
JUSTIN BIEBER SAID: im having a BABY BRUNO MARS threw a GRENADE at him
JUSTIN BIEBER SAID: im having a BABY
BRUNO MARS threw a GRENADE at him for bieng gay
LADY GAGA went to a TELEPHONE and called ALEJANDRO for help
TAYLOR SWIFT went to go get him on a WHITE HORSE
and KANYE WEST was still HEARTLESS for wat he did to taylor
soon after that RIHANNA still doesnt remeber her name for wat chris did to her so she goes around in the street saying WHATS MY NAME
so CHR...
Forget the prince with his horse. I want a vampire in a Volvo.
Forget the prince with his horse.
I want a vampire in a Volvo.
Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo !
Forget a prince with a horse, I want a vampire with a Volvo !
When Kesha went? to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a? Grenade? which? mad
When Kesha went? to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a? Grenade? which? made Katy Perry a Firework . That made Usher say? OMG and then he? exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away? on? a horse .Unfortunately Rihanna killed her while she was running away! So Rihanna became the Only Girl? In? The World. The loneliless caused that rihanna became a retard , so? she don't? no her name. Now she ...
one one was a race horse two two was one too one one won one race two tw
one one was a race horse
two two was one too
one one won one race
two two won one too :DD
If you don't love Horses, you don't love me ♥
If you don't love Horses, you don't love me ♥
"Forget the Prince with a horse, I want a Vampire with a Volvo" - Unknow
"Forget the Prince with a horse, I want a Vampire with a Volvo" - Unknown
♥         xD
You can have my boyfriend but stay away from my horse ;)
You can have my boyfriend but stay away from my horse ;)
digidigdigidigdig < the voice of a horse , which is riding :D
digidigdigidigdig < the voice of a horse , which is riding :D
A: Sind 'The White Horse' schon da? B: Sie heißen 'The Black Pony' :D
A: Sind 'The White Horse' schon da?
B: Sie heißen 'The Black Pony' :D
scheiß auf horse-man-SHIT und Pferdeflüsterer ;)
scheiß auf horse-man-SHIT und Pferdeflüsterer ;)
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