black girl has a new hair short haircut. white girl: is that ur real hair? Black girl: yeah that s my real hair. After 2 weeks the black girl has a new hairstyle(long Braids) White girl: wow ur hair has grown so fast. is that ur real hair? Black girl: errrm yeah (black girl is like: nkwaseas3m, how can my hair grow that fast, mtcheew)

When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down "happy." They told me I didn't understand the assignmet and I told them they didn't understand life.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

We change. We grow up. We fuck up. We love. We hurt. We're teenagers. We're still learning.

Ein P.I.M.P ging aus, denn er wollte seine LOVE IN THIS CLUB finden. Drinnen sah er die absolute MISS INDEPENDENT an der Bar stehen und er fragte den Barkeeper WHO'S THAT CHICK. Dieser sagte, "dass ist die verBOTENe ANNA, aber die ist DANGEROUS, Lass die Finger Davon du weißt doch NO WOMAN NO CRY" . Er sagte, "egal sie schaut so aus als wär sie FREAKY LIKE ME" und ging auf sie zu. Er fragte sie "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?" Diese erwiederte nur " Ich weiß you want a PIECE OF ME aber HOW WE DO muss BETTER FASTER STRONGER sein" Er schaute sie nur an und sagte " Ich will dich RIGHT NOW (NA NA NA) also SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME weil ich will DO IT ALL NIGHT." Als sie damit fertig waren sagte sie "Du warst zwar nicht the BEST I EVER HAD du bist auch kein echter RUDE BOY aber GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN und ich wollte nur USE SOMEBODY also geh ich jetzt " Er erwiederte " I GOTTA FEELING also PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME. BECAUS THE NIGHT bist du IN MY HEAD und TE AMO" Sie sagte "Ich BREAK YOUR HEART und TIE YOU DOWN denn LOVE IS WICKED. Also DONT WORRY BE HAPPY" Sie nahm ihr LIPGLOSS und TROW IT IN THE BAG und Dann ging sie. Er Wollte ihr noch hinterherufen" Egal ob das THE WAY YOU ARE ist ich bin NOT AFRAID und ich tue WHATEVER YOU LIKE" aber sie war ALREADY GONE. Er dachte this is KILLING ME SOFTLY aber ich muss MOVING ON und WHEN I GROW UP werde ich SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW mein DREAMGIRL finden und die wird LIKE A STAR sein und den SCHÖNSTEN ARSCH DER WELT haben.

When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter. So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

J.D & Turk - Guy Love J.D.: Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will always talk and stare. Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and sometimes it's easier to hide. Both: Then explain our guy love, that's all it is, guy love, he's mine I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share J.D. : And he tenderly replies... Turk: It's guy love Both: Between two guys Turk: we're closer than the average man and wife J.D. That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. Turk: You know I'll stick with you for the rest of my life J.D.: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me. Turk (spoken): Whoa, Whoa, I just took out his appendix J.D.: There's no need to clarify. Turk: Oh No? J.D.: Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend Turk: But in a totally manly way. Both: Let's go! It's guy love, don't compromise the feeling of some other guy holding up your heart into the sky J.D.: I'll be there to care through all the lows Turk: I'll be there to share the highs. uh! Both: It's guy love between two guys J.D.: And when I say, I love you Turk. It's not what it implies. Both: It's guy love between two guys... ... The End ♥

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be. (Thomas Jefferson)

We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow. (Oscar Wilde)

Hey Dad look at me. Think back and talk to me. Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I´m wasting my time doing things I wanna do but it hurts when you disapprove all along. And now I try hard to make it. I just wanna make you proud. I never gonna be good enough for you. Can´t pretend that I´m alright. And you can´t change me. Cause we lost it all nothing lasts forever. I´m sorry I can´t be perfect. Now it´s just too late and we can´t go back. I´m sorry I can´t be perfect. I try not to think about the pain I feel inside. Did you know you used to be my hero? All the days you spent with me now seems so far away and it feels like you don´t care anymore. And now I try hard to make it I just wanna make you proud. I never gonna be good enough for you. Can´t stand another fight. And nothings alright. Cause we lost it all nothing lasts forever. I´m sorry I can´t be perfect. Now it´s just too late and we can´t go back. I´m sorry I can´t be perfect. Nothings gonna change the things that you said. And nothings gonna make this right again. Please don´t turn your back. I can´t believe it´s hard just a talk to you but you don´t understand. Cause we lost it all nothing lasts forever. I´m sorry I can´t be perfect. Now it´s just too late and we can´t go back. I´m sorry I can´t be perfect.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Change; we don't like it, we fear it, but we can't stop it from coming. We either adopt to change or we get left behind. And it hurts to grow, anybody who tells you it doesn't is lying. But here's the truth...the more things change, the more they stay the same. And sometimes, oh, sometimes change is good. Oh, sometimes, change is...everything. *___*