Weh yug get di ugly gyal de daddy?! Mi was drunk mi drink to much baccardi ;)
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Weh yuh get di ugly gyal de daddy?! Mi was drunk mi drink to much baccar
Weh yuh get di ugly gyal de daddy?! Mi was drunk mi drink to much baccardi ;)
‎"I wasn't THAT drunk." "Dude, you said Justin Bieber was ugly." "Omg..I
‎"I wasn't THAT drunk." "Dude, you said Justin Bieber was ugly." "Omg..I didnt." "You did" "Did you punch me?" "Right in the face" "Good."
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You warned me not to
I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You warned me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I felt really proud, mom, as much as you had said I would. I did not drink to drive then, Mom, although I am the other said it was nothing to it. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you're always right. Now the party is over, Mom, and they all continue. As I got into my car, Mom, ...
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drin
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never k...
Why, Mom? I went to a party Mom, I remembered your words. You told me n
Why, Mom? I went to a party Mom, I remembered your words. You told me not to drink, so I drank no alcohol. I felt very proud mummy, just like you said I would. I plan to not drink and drive, Mom, even though the others are. I know that it was right, Mom, I know you're always right. The party is ending, Mom, everyone is driving. When I got into my car, Mom, I knew that I'd get home. Because of ...
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an
You eat, you're fat. You don't eat, you're a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic. You don't drink, you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd. You don't read, you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy. You don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool. You don...
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