I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older. Now I'm older and this shit sucks.

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When i qet older , i will be stronqer & grööößer :DD
When i qet older , i will be stronqer & grööößer :DD
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the ke
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. Then I became older and I went to school. There they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me that I didn't understand the assignment and I told them they didn't understand life.
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SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. ...Was loos? Nix ich hatte nur Lust mall SHIT zu sagen xD
Taoism: Shit happens Buddhism: If shit happens , it isn't really shit. H
Taoism: Shit happens Buddhism: If shit happens , it isn't really shit. Hinduism: This shit has happend before. Islam: if shit happens , it is the will of allah. catholism: Shit happens, because you deserve it Protestolism: Let shit happens to somebody else Judaism: Why does shit always happens to us?
I remember the times we spent together All those drives, we had a millio
I remember the times we spent together All those drives, we had a million questions All about our lives And when we got to New York everything felt right I wish you were here with me, Tonight I remember the days we spent together, were not enough, it used to feel like dreaming Except we always woke up, Never thought not having you here now Would hurt so much Tonight I've fallen and I can't get ...
I hate the 'new' germany. i lived in asia for 5 years and everything has
I hate the 'new' germany. i lived in asia for 5 years and everything has changed :( : little kids drinking alcohol, people who dont understand love, but pretend as they do, more little kids going to the so called 'hauptschule' and wearing weird baggy pants nd stuff like that, little kids who have no respect to older people, kids that think theire "cool" even though they look like reallly dumb -...
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