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  • Justin Bieber is gay? Hes dating Selena Gomez Justin Bieber cant sing? JustinTimberlake & Usher fought over him. Justin Bieber is unsuccessful? He has his own movie and over 40 million fans. Justin Bieber is selfish? He gave 1million to Japan. Stop being jealous & learn to appreciate that some people are alot more talented than you,he followed his dream. How would you like it if u got hated on for no reason?Repost this if you respect Justin Bieber♥

  • I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little jealous, thinking that someone else could make you happier than i could. <3
  • harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse?? voldemort: no. tomorrow i have a dinner with my parents. jealouse? harry potter: no. *clean his nose* jealouse? voldemort: argh! yes...

  • Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s just too much for me. His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see.. Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened

  • Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see.. Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby! His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see.. Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see.. Boy: Well, she.. His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud? Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me? His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.

  • I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

  • I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

  • She won't call you. You have to calll her. She won't talk to you. You should go talk to her. She's not going to let you act stupid and act like she likes it. You should just be around her. When you're with a group of friends, she isn't going to run into your arms no matter how much she wants to. You need to come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and let her friends get jealous. She loves you more than you can imagine, no matter how much she doesn't show it. But you boy, you need to show her how much you love her so she isn't afraid to show it back. <3

  • THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you're angry" and kiss them in battle. Show her what you can. Give her your sweatshirt to sleep, then she will wear it the next day. For everyone to see: It's about you. Light a candle, let's go look slow love songs, cheesy movies. Cook for them (something only very simple, no matter!) Do not put your coat but only your arm around her when she is cold. Write her at the morning "Good morning, just think of you" ... Use perfume, shave your beard approach (ALL Girls are the terrible), style your hair ... Tell her that she was the most beautiful in the world. Take them in protecting and defending them. Listen to her, let her trust you, you remember what it says. Let her time and accept their limits! Liked her best friend, but not to flirt! Bring all about them in experience, and use your knowledge as for great surprises. Sometimes kiss her neck or give me a kiss on the forehead. Let them wuscheln through his hair. Albere around with her and tickle her even when she says that you should stop. When you are kissing on the wall. Go for a walk with her, looking at the stars together. Place them with your friends in front of me, "This is it." Was 100% true. There is nothing sweeter than the one boy who can show his feelings. Holding her hand as often as possible. Even if you want to leave once: up Behave respectfully and sensitively. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Never put the phone off first. Always be there for them, even if you e.g. 're just buddies with the dragons. Kiss her in the rain. Was a mix of cool protector, and loving gentleman. Entanglements of one because of it, if necessary. Open the door for her, help her in the jacket ... Join her cute photographs. If it has been in a group, show them again and again! Apologize for your mistakes. Be a little bit jealous. Be creative and crazy.

  • I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else, because my mother always told me to give my old toy's to the less fortunate.

  • A boy who tries to make his girl jealous doesn't deserve her. The real boy makes other girls jealous by loving his girl! ♥

  • BF: baby r u jealous ..?? GF: No Bf: baby r u jealous? ? ? GF: No . . ... Bf: baby r u jealouss ? ? ???? GF: i already told u , NO !!!!!!! BF: baby can i get a kiss ??? GF: GoOooo get a kiss from that ugly gurl that liked ur status on FaceBook :@ :@

  • -Justin Bieber is a girl? His voice has now broken. -Justin Bieber is gay? He is with Selena Gomez. -Justin Bieber is a crap singer? Justin Timberlake and Usher fought over him, and all the big names want to collab with him. -Justin Bieber sucks? He has his own movie. (Stop being jealous trolls and learn to appreciate that some people are a lot more talented than you, he just followed his dream. How would you like it if you got hated on for no reason?)

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I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little jealous, thinking that someone els
I'm sorry if sometimes I get a little jealous, thinking that someone else could make you happier than i could.
harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse?? voldemort: no. t
harry potter: i whip my hair back and forth! jealouse??
voldemort: no. tomorrow i have a dinner with my parents. jealouse?
harry potter: no. *clean his nose* jealouse?
voldemort: argh! yes...
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anyth...
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my paren
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s jus
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you ...
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me.
I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A prett...
She won't call you. You have to calll her. She won't talk to you. You sh
She won't call you. You have to calll her. She won't talk to you. You should go talk to her. She's not going to let you act stupid and act like she likes it. You should just be around her. When you're with a group of friends, she isn't going to run into your arms no matter how much she wants to. You need to come up behind her and wrap your arms around her and let her friends get jealous. She lo...
THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you'
THE PERFECT BOY Be reliable and punctual. Say "You are so cute when you're angry" and kiss them in battle. Show her what you can. Give her your sweatshirt to sleep, then she will wear it the next day. For everyone to see: It's about you. Light a candle, let's go look slow love songs, cheesy movies. Cook for them (something only very simple, no matter!) Do not put your coat but only your arm aro...
I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else, because my mothe
I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else, because my mother always told me to give my old toy's to the less fortunate.
A boy who tries to make his girl jealous doesn't deserve her. The real b
A boy who tries to make his girl jealous doesn't deserve her. The real boy makes other girls jealous by loving his girl! ♥
BF: baby r u jealous ..?? GF: No Bf: baby r u jealous? ? ? GF: No . . ..
BF: baby r u jealous ..??
GF: No
Bf: baby r u jealous? ? ?
GF: No . .
...
Bf: baby r u jealouss ? ? ????
GF: i already told u , NO !!!!!!!
BF: baby can i get a kiss ???
GF: GoOooo get a kiss from that ugly gurl that liked ur status on FaceBook :@ :@
Justin Bieber is gay? Hes dating Selena Gomez Justin Bieber cant sing
Justin Bieber is gay? Hes dating Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber cant sing? JustinTimberlake & Usher fought over him.
Justin Bieber is unsuccessful? He has his own movie and over 40 million fans.
Justin Bieber is selfish? He gave 1million to Japan.
Stop being jealous & learn to appreciate that some people are alot more talented than you,he followed his dream. How would you like it if u ...
-Justin Bieber is a girl? His voice has now broken. -Justin Bieber is ga
-Justin Bieber is a girl? His voice has now broken.
-Justin Bieber is gay? He is with Selena Gomez.
-Justin Bieber is a crap singer? Justin Timberlake and Usher fought over him, and all the big names want to collab with him.
-Justin Bieber sucks? He has his own movie.
(Stop being jealous trolls and learn to appreciate that some people are a lot more talented than you, he just followed his drea...


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