Do you speak english? -Yes -Name? - Abdul al-Rhasib -Sex? -Three to five times a week. -No, no...I mean male or female? -Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't it hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast..

-Do you speak English? -Yes -Name? -Adolf Bumin. -Sex? -3 to 5 times a week. -No, I mean..male/female? -Yes, male,female and sometimes camels. -Holy cow! -Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general. -Oh dear, -No, deer runs too fast. drück "gefällt mir" wenn du KEKSE magst!! :D

I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

Someone at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a we...ek. ......- No no, I mean male or female? - Male, Female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast!

What really happened in the Garden of Eden...The untold story. One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God… „Lord, I have a problem!“ „What’s the problem, Eve?“ „Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.“ „Why is that Eve?“ came the reply from above. „Lord, I am lonley. And I’m sick to death of apples.“ „Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.“ „What’s a man, Lord?“ „This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious, all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you’ve being complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He’ll be witless and will revel in childish things fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your advice tot hink properly.“ „Sounds great“, says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.“What’s the catch, Lord?“ „Yeah, well… you can have hin on one condition.“ „What’s that Lord?“ „As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first… So, just remember… it’s our secret… woman-to-woman.“

Go "Home" cos we just started a "Riot" and it will be your "Time of Dying". It's a "World So Cold" because of assholes like you. It's "Never Too Late" to inflict "Pain""Over and Over" on you cos "I Hate Everything About You", no matter what "Animal I Have Become". You will get a "Break" from "The Good Life" and you're "Goin Down" because you have a "Bitter Taste" of music. "It's All Over" and you won't "Get Out Alive" cos you will be "Gone Forever". THREE DAYS GRACE RULES!!!!!!!!!!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.Mütter von Teenager wissen warum manche Tiere ihre Jungen fressen.

Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. (Mark Twain)

Bruno Mars is a GrenadeJustin Bieber is a Baby Lady GaGa is a Monster Kesha is an Animal Katy Perry is an Alien Beyonce is a broken-hearted girl Rihanna is the only girl in the world Shakirais a Gipsy Pink is a Trouble Taio Cruz is a Dynamite Enrique iglesias is a Hero Maroon 5 is a Misery

Jeder liebt nutzloses Wissen!: - Eine Katze hat 32Muskeln im Ohr - Der Schmetterling hat 12.000 Augen - Eine Milliarde Sekunden sind etwa 31,7 Jahre - Die Erde wiegt ungefähr 6.588.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 Tonnen - Im Durchschnitt isst jeder Chinese nur 100 Gramm Schokolade im Jahr - Haie haben Geschmacksknospen am ganzen Körper. Ob eine Beute ihnen schmeckt, können sie prüfen, indem sie sich an ihr reiben - Das Mischwesen aus Schaf und Ziege heißt Schiege und kommt in der Natur nur sehr selten vor - Das Gedächtnis eines Goldfisches behält etwa eine Zeitspanne von drei Sekunden - Der Agent mit der Lizenz zum Töten verdankt seinen Namen einem Ornithologen. Der Schriftsteller Ian Flemming war bei den Vorbereitungen zu seinem ersten 007-Roman Casino Royal(1953) auf ein Sachbuch mit dem Titel Birds of the West Indiens gestoßen. Der Name des Verfassers lautete Bond. James Bond - Es gibt 318.979.564.000 verschiedene Möglichkeiten für die ersten vier Züge beim Schach. - Wir atmen immer nur durch ein Nasenloch; etwa alle 15 Minuten findet der Wechsel statt. - Der Penis eines Gorillas ist ca. 5 cm lang - In verschiedenen Games wie zum Beispiel Animal Crossing muss man nichts essen oder trinken um zu überleben - Männliche Schimpansen teilen ihr Futter gegen Sex mit weiblichen Schimpansen - Die kleinsten Naturbäume der Welt sind die Zwergweiden Grönlands, die knapp 5 cm Höhe erreichen - In der USA gibt es mehr Fernseher als Menschen in Japan "gefällt mir" drücken ;)))